My kid got

[zwhit]

into some of my beer. dogfish head 90 minute ipa (9% abv). was about half full when I walked to the bathroom. when I came back there was a tiny bit spilled on the floor and the rest had disappeared so I can only assume he drank it.

he's sleeping now (hard). he should be fine once he sleeps it off though, right? I figure he consumed no more than about 4 of the 12oz.

it was my last one of those. I'm pretty pissed about it

 

[zwhit]

he's 10 months old fwiw

 

[Fitguy3030]

Hahaha shit that's funny but yeah he'll be fine

 

[digimon7068]

you're joking, right? a 10 month old doesn't pick up a bottle of beer and suck it down. was it on the counter? is your 10 month old like 4 feet tall already? pics or it never happened!

 

[zwhit]

you're joking, right? a 10 month old doesn't pick up a bottle of beer and suck it down. was it on the counter? is your 10 month old like 4 feet tall already? pics or it never happened!

He drinks from glasses and cups pretty good now. it was in a tumbler in the cup holder of my recliner. he's been pulling up for a few months now and is waddling around. He must've waddled over to it.

 

[bigbassturd]

Drinkin outta cups?

 

[wootoom]

Tree meister?


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[-SD-]

For PCT he just needs some clomid and nolva and he'll be ok

 

[WoodyO]

You drink DFH 90 minute IPA out of a tumbler? Fuck, I'm so pissed off right now. Give me your address. I'm gonna send you a damn IPA glass.

 

[TableFun]

He'll be fine.

 

[miplank]

parenting fail

 

[cindylou]

You can call poison control if you're unsure. You can read off what it was and is weight and age and they'll tell you

 

[zwhit]

You drink DFH 90 minute IPA out of a tumbler? Fuck, I'm so pissed off right now. Give me your address. I'm gonna send you a damn IPA glass.

wtf is an ipa glass?

 

[miplank]

woodyo is gonna be so pissed

 

[zwhit]

I'm pissed. He was pretty lit and now he's sleeping good as fuck

 

[Fitguy3030]

Fuck I'm pacing

 

[WoodyO]

wtf is an ipa glass?

Dogfish IPA Glass | Dogfish Head Craft Brewed Ales

 

[-SD-]

Fuck I'm pacing

cool fucking story

 

[WoodyO]

This time of year is stout and porter weather. Save that IPA for summer.

 

[zwhit]

He seemed a little hungover this morning. I put a little coffee in his sippy cup this morning before daycare and he seemed ok

 

[nangiggles]

I just informed local Social Services

 

[zwhit]

This time of year is stout and porter weather. Save that IPA for summer.

only stout I had on hand was the wake n bake oatmeal stout. I usually don't drink those after dark

 

[zwhit]

I just informed local Social Services

I just informed immigration services

 

[nangiggles]

I just informed immigration services

guess we're both fucked huh?

 

[WoodyO]

I just informed N2 via speed dial.

 

[miplank]

i srsly hate nan

 

[nangiggles]

I srsly don't care.

 

[wootoom]

I seriously have a football up my ass

 

[-SD-]

This thread is serious shit

 

[WoodyO]

I want to party with this kid.

 

[wootoom]

Give him some Molly


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[fizzisnumerouno]

One day this kid will be the best pledge any frat has ever seen. Father of the year.

 

[wootoom]

I'm talking with Velvett...she is helping me get my shit together


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[zwhit]

I want to party with this kid.

he's a trip when he's drunk. he got really chill after a while though.

 

[Fitguy3030]

That is awesome

 

[bigbassturd]

This day in history: no fucks were given.

 

[WoodyO]

That chair sure does look comfy

 

[redsamurai]

this story will be even cooler in a few years when he can pick up random firearms lying around the house. Cool stories await!!

 

[zwhit]

He does that now

 

[Strongbow]

He does that now

This kid is smarter than fucking Einstein. H3 already knows whasup

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[zwhit]

he's a fuckin boss

 

[Strongbow]

he's a fuckin boss

Indeed

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