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My GF is a biter

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Ok picture this a nice breezy quiet sunday afternoon poolside at the po-boy casa about 3/4 into a bottle of ketel My gf and I are just shooting the shit while eating fried trout and crabs her friend is in my back yard fishing for bass.Well,I made a comment that apparently pissed her off she lept across the table and latched onto my forearm like a fucking pitbull(I literally had to pry her off while blood was coming out)Where the fuck did this come from?Now shes bitten me a few times while having sex but i never questioned it as I found it quite enjoyable but this shit was uncalled for.Well,This morning she calls to say shes sorry and that shes had this "problem"since child hood.I see a nice scar in the works already.
 
shrimp poboy said:
Ok picture this a nice breezy quiet sunday afternoon poolside at the po-boy casa about 3/4 into a bottle of ketel My gf and I are just shooting the shit while eating fried trout and crabs her friend is in my back yard fishing for bass.Well,I made a comment that apparently pissed her off she lept across the table and latched onto my forearm like a fucking pitbull(I literally had to pry her off while blood was coming out)Where the fuck did this come from?Now shes bitten me a few times while having sex but i never questioned it as I found it quite enjoyable but this shit was uncalled for.Well,This morning she calls to say shes sorry and that shes had this "problem"since child hood.I see a nice scar in the works already.
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Run. Fast. The only biter i currently know is also the craziest bitch I know.
 
miplank said:
lmfao
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Oh but heres the real funny part after that her drunk silly ass goes running across my pool deck(IN HIGH HEELS!!)and falls down and twist's her ankle.HaHa I guess God punished her.
 
miplank said:
lmfao
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Oh but heres the real funny part after that her drunk silly ass goes running across my pool deck(IN HIGH HEELS!!)and falls down and twist's her ankle.HaHa I guess God punished her.
 
shrimp poboy said:
Oh but heres the real funny part after that her drunk silly ass goes running across my pool deck(IN HIGH HEELS!!)and falls down and twist's her ankle.HaHa I guess God punished her.
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lol!

Next time she bites your grab the back of her head and push it really hard into your arm, and then push back into her teeth with your other arm that's being bitten. It'll feel like her teeth are gonna rip out of her mouth, she'll let go
 
miplank said:
lmfao
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Oh but heres the real funny part after that her drunk silly ass goes running across my pool deck(IN HIGH HEELS!!)and falls down and twist's her ankle.HaHa I guess God punished her.
 
time to move on, dood!
 
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shrimp poboy said:
Oh but heres the real funny part after that her drunk silly ass goes running across my pool deck(IN HIGH HEELS!!)and falls down and twist's her ankle.HaHa I guess God punished her.
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And she was drunk at the time? Seriously. Fucking run. The alcohol simply showed her true nature.
 
You guys are crazy this kinda shit is what makes my life interesting.
 
The shit that scares me the most is how often my cack is in her mouth one day shes gonna bite it off
 
shrimp poboy said:
Ok picture this a nice breezy quiet sunday afternoon poolside at the po-boy casa about 3/4 into a bottle of ketel My gf and I are just shooting the shit while eating fried trout and crabs her friend is in my back yard fishing for bass.Well,I made a comment that apparently pissed her off she lept across the table and latched onto my forearm like a fucking pitbull(I literally had to pry her off while blood was coming out)Where the fuck did this come from?Now shes bitten me a few times while having sex but i never questioned it as I found it quite enjoyable but this shit was uncalled for.Well,This morning she calls to say shes sorry and that shes had this "problem"since child hood.I see a nice scar in the works already.
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what do you think would be her response or the response of those on this board, had you slapped her and made her bleed??

It's the same thing bro.. she has some baggage that she needs profession help with..

Yep, it's curb time..
 
Clearly she has issues... if you wanna keep her cuz she's interesting brace urself, it's gonna get uphill from here.... if you blow it off and forgive her she will think it's ok or excusable to keep doing this.... be VERY careful.... child or adult, everyone needs clear limits as per DOs and CANT DOs
 
She just needs a little professional help, that's all Shrimp:

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