My Friend's Mini-Essay... hah

[Warik]

Sad but true.

Classification of FIU students:
Cattle - Overarching template class which denotes a completely vapid and formulaic lifestyle. Cattle have three primary interests in life, all of which are their staples of pleasure production: food, sleep, and sex. Cattle devotes the majority of his time towards promoting or enabling these three desires. Although there are many subgroupings of cattle, there are many individuals whose interests are so limited and non-descript that they can be classified simply as cattle. Cattle is unable to form an independent opinion, has inferior reasoning capabilities, and is unlikely to ever excel in any conceivable contest or discipline. Cattle simply exists. Cattle's ideal life would involve sleeping 16 hours a day, eating frequently, and having sex until he gets sleepy again. Cattle would be perfectly happy to live this life for an eternity without interruption.

-Warik

 

[velvett]

Now aren't you thrilled that you are smarter than the average bear?

 

[Warik]

Now aren't you thrilled that you are smarter than the average bear?

Doesn't really effect me... hehe. I live for me.

It is funny, though, because it's all true. I go to school during the Fall and Spring and wonder how most of these people got into college.

-Warik

 

[velvett]

Clerical error?