My dog stinkpawed me today...

[mountain muscle]

Tyson was running around outside acting, well, like boxers act.

Apparently he picked up a little luggage on his paws right before he ran inside.

He runs up behind the chair and jumps, paws dragging down my head, neck and shoulders before he steals my hat and runs off.

Suddenly an unpleasant smell assaults my nose from all directions.

Thank god tomorrow is shower day.

 

[needtogetaas]

lmao love dogs.

 

[Mr. dB]

Cat litter paw is fun too.

 

[needtogetaas]

Doo doo threads get locked.

 

[mountain muscle]

Doo doo threads get locked.

That's not true, Lestat's threads are still up.

 

[needtogetaas]

That's not true, Lestat's threads are still up.

Good point

 

[puddlemonkey]

Dogs > Wives

 

[BIGBUCK$]

gross

 

[redsamurai]

MM, you specify days of the week to take showers?......

 

[mountain muscle]

MM, you specify days of the week to take showers?......

Not usually, but it has been two weeks now...

 

[redsamurai]

Not usually, but it has been two weeks now...

you haven't taken a shower in two weeks?.......dude

 

[mountain muscle]

you haven't taken a shower in two weeks?.......dude

What?

I have cologne.

 

[redsamurai]

What?

I have cologne.

dooooooooodd........seriously? Is there a water shortage in colorado?

 

[mountain muscle]

dooooooooodd........seriously? Is there a water shortage in colorado?

I am worried about the environment and doing my part.

 

[redsamurai]

I am worried about the environment and doing my part.

HA!!, that's a good one. Seriously........you were talking about your dogs getting their shower day weren't you?

 

[mountain muscle]

HA!!, that's a good one. Seriously........you were talking about your dogs getting their shower day weren't you?

the boys get a shower every two weeks on sunday.

Their skin gets too dry if I do it more than that.

Once a month they get a spa day too lol.

 

[redsamurai]

the boys get a shower every two weeks on sunday.

Their skin gets too dry if I do it more than that.

Once a month they get a spa day too lol.

ok so you shower every day right? right?

 

[redsamurai]

spa day? I love it......that's fucking awesome!!

 

[mountain muscle]

spa day? I love it......that's fucking awesome!!

Yes I shower usually twice a day lol. I am unusually smelly.

The vet I take them to has an indoor pool, massages, shampoos, nail cutting, fur trimming and ear cleaning in a package.

It takes 3 people to cut Snoop's nails. If I do it alone I have to lay on him and can only get a few nails before he flips outs lol.

 

[redsamurai]

Yes I shower usually twice a day lol. I am unusually smelly.

The vet I take them to has an indoor pool, massages, shampoos, nail cutting, fur trimming and ear cleaning in a package.

It takes 3 people to cut Snoop's nails. If I do it alone I have to lay on him and can only get a few nails before he flips outs lol.

indoor pool? wtf......your boys doing laps? God damn, they give happy ending there too?

 

[mountain muscle]

indoor pool? wtf......your boys doing laps? God damn, they give happy ending there too?

Lol it's kinda chilly this time of year to chase them through river.

 

[redsamurai]

I do envy you on being able to have those dogs. I'll bet they could totally tell you were bumming over that ex "THAT WE TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH"....ahem..........I'll bet their presence is comforting. Animals do so love unconditionally don't they?.....unlike some species of human we know eh?.....lol

 

[Wulfgar]

Doggy Dirty Sanchez

 

[redsamurai]

Doggy Dirty Sanchez

like clockwork bor.....like clockwork

 

[Wulfgar]

like clockwork bor.....like clockwork

its just to easy with this material to work with

Bitches love the dirty sanchez anyways

 

[redsamurai]

its just to easy with this material to work with

Bitches love the dirty sanchez anyways

they do?

 

[Scotsman]

What?

I have cologne.

When did you become french?

Cheers,
Scotsman