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hey all!
so i just wanted to say that i'm pretty sure my life is crazier than everyone here's combined.
friday i drank 30+ drinks over a 10hr span. watched my best friend black out and give a stripper 200 bucks and he told me he pulled his dick out and she got pissed at him and left with his 200 bucks.
he tried to fight a bouncer, stole pizza, threw up on the wall inside the hilton, pissed on the street in front of a bunch of people. much more crazyiness happens.
i get home sat, fall asleep and wake up at 11pm. my buddies 16 year old sister was up here and she was trying to bang me. so i made fun of her and tricked her into dancing with my crazy roommate (hes actually insane) to "gimme more" by britney spears. this was in front of her brother (my other roommate) and he got very pissed and it was hilarious. then my crazy rm went CRAZY.
the dude hasn't done drugs in like 3 years, but used to do everything. he has fucking freebased whiteout.
we were all hammered and he had a spoon and kept yelling "WHITE OUT"! he was going to freebase creatine but we wouldnt let him.
he grabbed some mince garlic. freebased it for like ten minutes and kept inhaling the fumes. then he ate the garlic. lol. then he freebased a fucking compact disc. that sixteen year old was so creeped out by him it was hilarious.
then bear took 6 shots of absinthe straight and got hammered. kept making fun of my big roommate (with the sister). i thought he was about to cry again. then the dude who lived at the house who's 21 and really wanted to hang out with a girl went to bed with the 16 year old.
they didn't do anything he said, only cuddled. but the fat roommate is pissed. oh yeah and the crazy one went so insane this mourning. we never went to bed last night. drank till 12pm today. just got back from breakfast as iam typing this.
the crazy one is just laughing uncontrollably. there are other vids of him freebasing the CD and minced garlic. ill post them if i can get them from someone else. i took this this mourning. battery only lasted like a minute.
just wanted to establish that this was some of the funniest things ive ever seen in my life. this is crazy the mourning after
the minced garlic freebase (which ill try to get uploaded by tom)
iam speaking and taping so you know.
so i just wanted to say that i'm pretty sure my life is crazier than everyone here's combined.
friday i drank 30+ drinks over a 10hr span. watched my best friend black out and give a stripper 200 bucks and he told me he pulled his dick out and she got pissed at him and left with his 200 bucks.
he tried to fight a bouncer, stole pizza, threw up on the wall inside the hilton, pissed on the street in front of a bunch of people. much more crazyiness happens.
i get home sat, fall asleep and wake up at 11pm. my buddies 16 year old sister was up here and she was trying to bang me. so i made fun of her and tricked her into dancing with my crazy roommate (hes actually insane) to "gimme more" by britney spears. this was in front of her brother (my other roommate) and he got very pissed and it was hilarious. then my crazy rm went CRAZY.
the dude hasn't done drugs in like 3 years, but used to do everything. he has fucking freebased whiteout.
we were all hammered and he had a spoon and kept yelling "WHITE OUT"! he was going to freebase creatine but we wouldnt let him.
he grabbed some mince garlic. freebased it for like ten minutes and kept inhaling the fumes. then he ate the garlic. lol. then he freebased a fucking compact disc. that sixteen year old was so creeped out by him it was hilarious.
then bear took 6 shots of absinthe straight and got hammered. kept making fun of my big roommate (with the sister). i thought he was about to cry again. then the dude who lived at the house who's 21 and really wanted to hang out with a girl went to bed with the 16 year old.
they didn't do anything he said, only cuddled. but the fat roommate is pissed. oh yeah and the crazy one went so insane this mourning. we never went to bed last night. drank till 12pm today. just got back from breakfast as iam typing this.
the crazy one is just laughing uncontrollably. there are other vids of him freebasing the CD and minced garlic. ill post them if i can get them from someone else. i took this this mourning. battery only lasted like a minute.
just wanted to establish that this was some of the funniest things ive ever seen in my life. this is crazy the mourning after
the minced garlic freebase (which ill try to get uploaded by tom)
iam speaking and taping so you know.
