my collection of haikus

[supersizeme]

alskjdflak

 

[smallmovesal]

nice work peeps!

 

[Zebo]

At the height of passion
My lifeforce flows out of me
Here's a towel

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Here you go postman
Rusty pickaxe through your skull
Puttin on the ritz

 

[supersizeme]

lol good one SG

I right-click save as
New porn streams to my hard drive
Hello, day's third nut.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Bus driver, you stink
Give me a fucking transfer
Your next stop is death

 

[supersizeme]

You slice me in half
Count the four thousand rings.
They called me Wodin.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I found some long hair
Blond and smells like vaseline
Illmatic ninja

 

[danielson]

You slice me in half
Count the four thousand rings.
They called me Wodin.

 

[supersizeme]

Metallica Rules
Oh look it's snowing again
I'm Pink Tutu Boy.