my collection of haikus

[smallmovesal]

much to your chagrin,
men do not appreciate
displays of self-delusion.

that's not a haiku!

 

[barcoded]

that's not a haiku!

Why? Because the three lines are not completely disjointed, or because the ending of the first and the last lines somewhat resembles a rhyme (the first and the last lines DON'T rhyme, btw)?

 

[smallmovesal]

because a haiku is 5-7-5 (syllables)

 

[barcoded]

Shit. The last line is 7 syllables - I just noticed.

much to your chagrin,
men do not appreciate
self-delusion, dear.

 

[smallmovesal]

much better

 

[Boach]

I'm pro-smalls, but that is just too funny. Good one, barcode.

 

[HighIntensity]

i am so hot
just so you know,
time for bed

call me randy from bowflex

 

[AziaReign]

ignorant newbie
stop jerking off to my pics
you know you want me

BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAA

Good one!

 

[AziaReign]

Here's one!

I burp when I drink,
I lift my leg when I fart,
I am a woman!

 

[supersizeme]

my left leg lifts up
warm air shoots through my khakis
oh god who did that