my collection of haikus

[satanic goatslayer]

I am a chat mod
Seven tons, at my last check
Please harpoon me now

 

[HighIntensity]

I am a chat mod
Seven tons, at my last check
Please harpoon me now

Sliceofpeach2?

 

[smallmovesal]

i like to suck cock
and fuck on tractors
i say "peace" a lot

 

[satanic goatslayer]

It's open to interpretation, HighIntensity.

My life is quite plain
Hard drugs and sex keep me sane
Where are my glasses?

 

[supersizeme]

My nose bled today
Come here, you sexy midget.
Who has seen my pants?

 

[supersizeme]

i like to suck cock
and fuck on tractors
i say "peace" a lot

that was 5-5-5 you big nasty cheater.

 

[smallmovesal]

bite my big nipples
massage my tiny penis
magnifying glass

 

[smallmovesal]

that was 5-5-5 you big nasty cheater.

oopsy i'll fix that

i like to suck cock
supersizeme fucks tractors
i say "peace" a lot

 

[addickt]

Dildo in the butt
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
buy a smaller one

 

[smallmovesal]

anus big crevice
ouch i got hit by a truck
i must buy a car