my collection of haikus

[AziaReign]

angry geese in water
solar powered chicken legs
frog soup for dinner

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Spare the frogs please????!!!!
Frog soup is baaaaaaaaaaaaad! I am obsessed with frogs, I love the damn little creatures! When I'm famous (ha ha) I'm going to ban frog legs from being served! (yeah right, like I'LL have an impact!)

 

[dballer]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Spare the frogs please????!!!!
Frog soup is baaaaaaaaaaaaad! I am obsessed with frogs, I love the damn little creatures! When I'm famous (ha ha) I'm going to ban frog legs from being served! (yeah right, like I'LL have an impact!)

Ted Nugent does.. he is from Detroit.. he is GOD!

 

[polarpixie]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Spare the frogs please????!!!!
Frog soup is baaaaaaaaaaaaad! I am obsessed with frogs, I love the damn little creatures! When I'm famous (ha ha) I'm going to ban frog legs from being served! (yeah right, like I'LL have an impact!)

I love frogs too!!! Don't worry, that was just an evil haiku....there is only mutant solar-powered frogs in that soup served up for evil people.

 

[Island Son]

As one who can't rhyme
there is a lot of talent
this thread is pretty..... d'oh!! Out of syllables!

 

[MasterMind]

Endless nonsense, haikus
are meaningless, once you
write them down

Haikus are kinda a look into the mind and tend not to makes sense to people reading them....and if you think you understand someone elses haiky....well your probably wrong....only person who ever understands them is the writer.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

only person who ever understands them is the writer.

Fuck you Mastermind
Can you understand a noose?
I didn't think so

 

[Stryc-9]

Fuck you Mastermind
Can you understand a noose?
I didn't think so

Ever killed a man?
Satanic Goatslayer has.
Innards spewing forth.

 

[addickt]

Fuck you Mastermind
Can you understand a noose?
I didn't think so

BWHAAAAAAAAA.....

Pissing blood here Goat
It hurts my liver to move
Mastermind got bent

 

[addickt]

Ever killed a man?
Satanic Goatslayer has.
Innards spewing forth.

Actually yes
blood whining and pleeding
he died anyways

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Good luck with no drugs
Withdrawal isn't that bad
Get yourself some shine