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My bf in Texas dumped me

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Wulfgar said:
Id drop a special one on you HR

:heart:

cause Im just a nice guy like that
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wulfgar is so hot if i was geigh i would totally try to do him :heart: .. I would get a eight pack for that dude :qt:
 
sounds like the chump didn't have the balls to address his real concerns and took the pansys way out. While I know it sucks now, only time will show you you are better off without him.
 
Kano said:
wulfgar is so hot if i was geigh i would totally try to do him :heart: .. I would get a eight pack for that dude :qt:
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watch out for his beard!!!!!!!!! It'll tickle your face when you kiss him! :kiss:
 
heatherrae said:
No, he didn't study medicine. No, he didn't have the towel weirdness, but he almost had a heart attack that I used his razor...lol. Lots of men hate that, though.
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engineering, its a gimme - if I guess his age correctly.
 
I am still LOLing over the post about him *having a hissy fit* that you used his razor.

Something tells me that this guy did NOT worship the kitty.
 
heatherrae said:
I did use his razor to shave my legs. That pissed him off...lol.
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That is a legit reason to be pissed off at a woman. Not enought to dump her, mind you...but to yell at her...for sure.
 
canadianhitman said:
That is a legit reason to be pissed off at a woman. Not enought to dump her, mind you...but to yell at her...for sure.
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why? The only thing that would irritate me about that is if she didn't put the razor back somewhere where I could find it when I needed it. If it's dull you just switch the cartridge.......what's the big deal??
 
redsamurai said:
why? The only thing that would irritate me about that is if she didn't put the razor back somewhere where I could find it when I needed it. If it's dull you just switch the cartridge.......what's the big deal??
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It's not something meant to be shared...like a toothbrush.
 
canadianhitman said:
It's not something meant to be shared...like a toothbrush.
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maybe it's just me, but I could watch my wife or g/f get done shaving her ass crack and I'd be like, pass the gillette babe........run it under some hot water and we'd be good to go. Don't mind sharing a tooth brush either with someone I"m kissing and goind down on...........but that's just me. :)
 
hey HR sorry to hear about the dumb ass in TX dont let it get you down ..there are lots of guys to do ..ur things to do... guys to meet ..yea thats what I meant
 
canadianhitman said:
It's not something meant to be shared...like a toothbrush.
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LOL

If my husband is comfortable eating my pussy and me sucking his cock, then why the heck should he mind using my toothbrush or me using his razor?
 
BIKINIMOM said:
LOL

If my husband is comfortable eating my pussy and me sucking his cock, then why the heck should he mind using my toothbrush or me using his razor?
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ollololol bikinmom said eating pussy olololololol
 
all the whey said:
Most guys I know don't want a girl staying alone in their house. (except n00bs)

Girls like to snoop.

I've dropped girls off at the mall before.lol And, not because I was worried about them finding stuff about other girls. I've just been burned a few times by it.
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Do guys like to snoop?
 
HR can still pull in the #'s on a thread

HEY GIRL glad you're back

I was totally picky like that with a guy once. But it was after the first date I stopped calling him.
He pulled up in a Beatle with tints and a flower inside and I was done

;-)

Don't let this phase you, he sounds like a control freak.
 
Stefka said:
Do guys like to snoop?
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i did cause i was suspicious of the girl. found out she lied about her name and i also found out she was married to a navy guy that was out at sea. i was staying at her place for the weekend and there were no pictures anywhere. she let me borrow her car and she removed all the paperwork from the glove box. i snooped some more and looked through her phone and found a bunch of text messages to other guys promising them to let them stick it in her pooper. it was funny because she told me i was her first time ever to do that to her. i just laughed and made up an excuse to leave after only 1 day. word of advice, dont lie to a guy that is in law enforcement we always figure shit out. im just glad i got mine before i left.
 
blueta2 said:
Man, I'm only on page 4. I better fuel up on cereal to read the rest of this
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Just skip ahead to my pics.
 
CMarc said:
20 somethings are easier but not better.
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GOOD ANSWER......and by the way, you slam my car door and it drives me mad. I also hate when you drop your change on my floor and never pick it up.
In fact, I'm sick of this. I'm dumping you ON LINE RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ON HR'S THREAD!
 
all the whey said:
Damn!

I am sure lulu and bluta would give you a link.

But, they are probably still too busy looking at it.
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I've saved it and made a poster of it. It's on my ceiling in my bedroom
 
blueta2 said:
I've saved it and made a poster of it. It's on my ceiling in my bedroom
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Do jon a favor and tell him how you printed it out. He is having trouble.
 
1devsnd.jpg
 
days in the sun moments...

hh some lucky manwill find you someday and fullfill your heart and soul..not that your beautful little boy doesnt do that already :)
 
Ok, I was suppose to take a bath and get to bed early, but I read this whole thread instead


1- HR, a persian? Girl, what were you thinking?
2- He looks like a slime ball
3- Did this dude have money?
4- You are way too smart to keep falling for men like this
5- You need to learn to love who you are so you stop falling for these guys.
6- Use Jack as an example for a good man
7- I'm sorry you're hurting. You and Dev deserve the world.

hugs
 
blueta2 said:
Ok, I was suppose to take a bath and get to bed early, but I read this whole thread instead


1- HR, a persian? Girl, what were you thinking?
2- He looks like a slime ball
3- Did this dude have money?
4- You are way too smart to keep falling for men like this
5- You need to learn to love who you are so you stop falling for these guys.
6- Use Jack as an example for a good man
7- I'm sorry you're hurting. You and Dev deserve the world.

hugs
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loloolo
 
Smurfy said:
look at Darlington on the floor picking up the coins
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Well no one else is going to do it!!!!!!!!!!!11
 
BIKINIMOM said:
LOL

If my husband is comfortable eating my pussy and me sucking his cock, then why the heck should he mind using my toothbrush or me using his razor?
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'Cause it'll be dull the next time he needs it.
 
blueta2 said:
Ok, I was suppose to take a bath and get to bed early, but I read this whole thread instead


1- HR, a persian? Girl, what were you thinking?
2- He looks like a slime ball
3- Did this dude have money?
4- You are way too smart to keep falling for men like this
5- You need to learn to love who you are so you stop falling for these guys.
6- Use Jack as an example for a good man
7- I'm sorry you're hurting. You and Dev deserve the world.

hugs
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Pure Sweetness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
heatherrae said:
:bawling:

I was working out and working on the bod -- thought he would appreciate it. I went to see him last weekend. Everything was peachy over the weekend. Then, he dumped me on Tuesday night, over the phone. Dick.

You want to know the reasons he gave me? I evidently drive him crazy. He visited me at my house and he said that there was a quarter on the living room floor over the weekend and I didn't pick it up. Also, when I visited him, I didn't make the bed. WTF? He slept in and I got up at 5 am so that the baby wouldn't wake him up. I guess I was supposed to go back in the bedroom after he got up at 9 or 10 and make his bed? I asked, "are you serious?" He said he could actually list a million things like that. Again, WTF?

LOL...I suck at this love thing.
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better now than a year down the road

after you've really *invested* in the relationship.

you don't suck at love

the real problem is that you are too smart to change.

high intelligence is a double edged sword.

some smart peeps have a particular genius for

effectively defending their irrational predicaments
 
You guys are the best. Damn, I really missed you guys...lol. You crack me up.

Oh, and blueta, you are sweet. =-)
 
HR, how did you meat this guy?
 
layinback said:
better now than a year down the road

after you've really *invested* in the relationship.

you don't suck at love

the real problem is that you are too smart to change.

high intelligence is a double edged sword.

some smart peeps have a particular genius for

effectively defending their irrational predicaments
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Excellent way of putting it...
 
layinback said:
:worried: damn bro.


but i :heart: you and jack
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We liked you to.

But, we are sick of hearing about your big cock!

1bllba.jpg
 
where is said picture? I am the authority on such matters, around here...lol.
 
jack sparrow said:
^^^Reminiscent of "Don wanna hear no more songs bawt Stilleto!!@!"
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lol we think alike.

That was the pic I was going to use. But, I didn't save it right and was too busy to search for it.
 
all the whey said:
We liked you to.

But, we are sick of hearing about your big cock!

1bllba.jpg
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What is that zombie doing to that poor cat?

Seriously, what the heck is wrong with the woman in that photo?
 
heatherrae said:
where is said picture? I am the authority on such matters, around here...lol.
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i think rnch is THE authority on such matters :rainbow:

he must have made 30 comments in 15 different threads lol


( i've created some animosity and insecurities on the board

boy o boy the only time i open my mouth is to change feet ) :worried:
 
heatherrae said:
What is that zombie doing to that poor cat?

Seriously, what the heck is wrong with the woman in that photo?
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bluta is hipmotized by layingbacks cock.
 
layinback said:
i think rnch is THE authority on such matters :rainbow:

he must have made 30 comments in 15 different threads lol


( i've created some animosity and insecurities on the board

boy o boy the only time i open my mouth is to change feet ) :worried:
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You have very narrow hips. I could have guessed you would be built that way. It never fails.
 
layinback said:
i think rnch is THE authority on such matters :rainbow:

he must have made 30 comments in 15 different threads lol


( i've created some animosity and insecurities on the board

boy o boy the only time i open my mouth is to change feet ) :worried:
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If I didn't think my wife secretly had access to my account, I'd post up my "member" for comparision purposes. You're not the only "gifted member" so to speak :p
 
the_alcatraz said:
If I didn't think my wife secretly had access to my account, I'd post up my "member" for comparision purposes. You're not the only "gifted member" so to speak :p
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:rolleyes:
 
the_alcatraz said:
If I didn't think my wife secretly had access to my account, I'd post up my "member" for comparision purposes. You're not the only "gifted member" so to speak :p
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Penis-Cat.jpg
 
the_alcatraz said:
Haters....haters....
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lol...so give a detailed description including measurements, coloring, taste, smell...okay, maybe not taste and smell...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
lol...so give a detailed description including measurements, coloring, taste, smell...okay, maybe not taste and smell...lol.
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wtf? holy-damn-gai-answer that would be...
 
the_alcatraz said:
what's that in cms?
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post up ur pecker traz


just be ready to catch a lil hell.

i'll comfort you :heart:

we will be hetro "bro's in cock" if you will.


we'll get through this thing together

*tear drops on keyboard*
 
layinback said:
post up ur pecker traz


just be ready to catch a lil hell.

i'll comfort you :heart:

we will be hetro "bro's in cock" if you will.


we'll get through this thing together

*tear drops on keyboard*
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I'm tempted to...unfortunately, I wouldn't like to sleep on the front porch for the rest of my life.
 
the_alcatraz said:
I'm tempted to...unfortunately, I wouldn't like to sleep on the front porch for the rest of my life.
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It sounds like your wifes cock is bigger than yours.
 
all the whey said:
It sounds like your wifes cock is bigger than yours.
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lolololololol


kathy and i have met up with spartacus a few times and i made mention

of his cock pics on ef. kathy suggested i post a pic of the willy. i said no

but one night i was feeling bored and impulsive. my wife gets a kick out

of it. :)
 
holy crap ...sparty posted his up, too?


LOLOLOLOLOL

You men crack me up. What in the world would you men think of the women on here if they all posted their kitties?
 
layinback said:
lolololololol


kathy and i have met up with spartacus a few times and i made mention

of his cock pics on ef. kathy suggested i post a pic of the willy. i said no

but one night i was feeling bored and impulsive. my wife gets a kick out

of it. :)
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lucky bastard :p
 
heatherrae said:
holy crap ...sparty posted his up, too?


LOLOLOLOLOL

You men crack me up. What in the world would you men think of the women on here if they all posted their kitties?
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i would :heart: to see your kitty.

and not in a ATW way either :evil:
 
lol @ boys bragging about big peenies. It's always been more curse than blessing in my experience.
 
Lets change the subject!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
layinback said:
boy o boy i like pop tarts and ravioli.

been faves since i was a kid.
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mmmmmmmm...

I like the cherry ones with icing and sprinkles.
 
heatherrae said:
mmmmmmmm...

I like the cherry ones with icing and sprinkles.
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i like the chocolate ones with a glass of milk.


i'm on a pretty strict diet but sometimes i eat in the

middle of the night when my defense are down.

one night i ate a half gallon of rocky road ice cream

the next morning i was in a sort of diabetic coma :worried:
 
heatherrae said:
yeah, don't you?
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Pop Tarts don't have icing, so much as they have a hard candy shell on one side. Tastes gooood when it's toasted up, and some of the sugar caramelizes just a little bit.

Toaster Strudels (they still make them, don't they?) have actual icing in little packets that you apply after toasting.
 
heatherrae said:
my biceps are 10 inches...I'm not lying.
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Both CM's and my biceps are 13". We're gonna have an Elite sanctioned arm wrestling contest.
 
BlueBird said:
Both CM's and my biceps are 13". We're gonna have an Elite sanctioned arm wrestling contest.
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Well, the alcatraz should be eligible for this contest also!
 
canadianhitman said:
Pop Tarts don't have icing, so much as they have a hard candy shell on one side. Tastes gooood when it's toasted up, and some of the sugar caramelizes just a little bit.

Toaster Strudels (they still make them, don't they?) have actual icing in little packets that you apply after toasting.
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toaster strudels...bleh. pop tarts RULE! lol.
 
BlueBird said:
Both CM's and my biceps are 13". We're gonna have an Elite sanctioned arm wrestling contest.
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LOL...I would have to arm wrestle with Devin.
 
heatherrae said:
mmmmmmmm...

I like the cherry ones with icing and sprinkles.
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eww the cherry does not even taste like cherry..
I happen to favor the chocolate fudge or the smores. They both are real good when toasted. mmmm!
 
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