My beef against stupid drivers...

[TN MuscleBear]

Need to get this off my chest....

If you are driving along the interstate in the far left lane...and people are passing you...then you are in the wrong fucking lane asshole!!!!! "Slower traffic keep right"!!

Don't give me something stupid like "I'm going over the speed limit so all those 'speeders' need to just get over it"...listen fuck-wad....you are not the world's "speed-demon police"...just get the fuck over and stop being a prick...

Driving in the left lane when there are other cars passing you is rude, inconsiderate, bad driving and poor caddying....be the ball fool and get your ass out of the lumberyard....

Just drove from Nashville to Atlanta and back and these dumb fucks clogging up the interstate just pissed me the fuck off....I just hope that if one person reads this and stops driving like a blue-haired shrunken head my job is done.

AND....if you just didn't know how rude you were being...now you know. If you didn't know before, know now after reading this post, and STILL continue your evil driving practices out of stubborness or spite, then karma will get you and you will die a painful, agonizing death.

Thank you, and good night.

 

[Y_lifter]

Are the leaves changing color yet up there?
Or did you not notice?

 

[WODIN]

I usually get in the left lane set the cruise at 68 and leave my left turn blinker on.

 

[TN MuscleBear]

Are the leaves changing color yet up there?
Or did you not notice?

LEAVES!!! I'm going through severe mental anguish at the hands of insensitive shit-boxes and you ask about leaves??????

Yes, they are quite breathtaking...

 

[TN MuscleBear]

I usually get in the left lane set the cruise at 68 and leave my left turn blinker on.

Be the ball monkeyboy. Karma will get you unless you mend your ways.

 

[TN MuscleBear]

bump. This must be read by all those who committ the "left lane driving while others are passing me" sin.

 

[HappyScrappy]

as george carlin says - anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone driving faster is a lunatic.
"I'm fucking stuck behind this idiot - and jesus, did you see that lunatic just blow by?"

 

[TN MuscleBear]

as george carlin says - anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone driving faster is a lunatic.
"I'm fucking stuck behind this idiot - and jesus, did you see that lunatic just blow by?"

I agree that speed is subjective....

Just stay the fuck out of the left lane if you're one of the "idiots"...

That's all I ask. I'm a simple man really...with simple needs.

 

[HappyScrappy]

oh agree wholly - I hate having to pass on the right.
anyone that rides with me can attest to me hating slow drivers.
I don't drive crazy fast, but if you are going right at the speed limit, and the weather conditions are normal, then I'm not happy being behind you

 

[TN MuscleBear]

ok...now I'm really pissed. Some stink-bomb gave me neg. karma for this post without signing it....obviously a shitty driver who is a waste of flesh.

I'm tellin ya granny....you will pay for your insolence through a painfull blood-letting leading to your agonizing death.

 

[supersizeme]

down here in dallas, 80 is pretty much standard for all left lane driving. anyone going any less than that is usually pulled over, tarred and feathered, strung up, and then their body is deposited in the right lane and used as concrete filler.

 

[TN MuscleBear]

down here in dallas, 80 is pretty much standard for all left lane driving. anyone going any less than that is usually pulled over, tarred and feathered, strung up, and then their body is deposited in the right lane and used as concrete filler.

Damn....

I fucking LOVE Texas.

 

[Y_lifter]

Here in Tourist heaven, there are a few stretches of road you either avoid at all costs, or prepare youself mentally before venturing onto them.

The preparation usually takes hours and involves chickens, a sharp knife and an Altar...

 

[HappyScrappy]

The preparation usually takes hours and involves chickens, a sharp knife and an Altar...

sounds like getting ready for a date