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:rose: I 've always wondered what she looks like, I kinda wanna picture her like a good old fashioned crazy cat lady :D but I'm sure she looks waaaay better, I like your posts and your opinons, hope you're feeling better and the shoulder feels better.

Let's show some love!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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I love mm...shes always been a cool person to talk to
 
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do you ever work?
 
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:rose: I 've always wondered what she looks like, I kinda wanna picture her like a good old fashioned crazy cat lady :D but I'm sure she looks waaaay better, I like your posts and your opinons, hope you're feeling better and the shoulder feels better.

Let's show some love!!!!!!!!!!!!

MM wears her hair long and straight; often puts it in a pony tail. She stopped dying with henna years ago so now she just lets the grey show.

She looks great for her age but she doesn't do anything to hide it either. She's taller than average. She spends her time shopping at food coops and cooking for her family.

She'll put on the tight leathers for Harley rides with her husband but mostly she's in jeans and oversized T's or sweatshirts. She's self conscious about her weight but really shouldn't be.

She has a kind face and smiles often. She loves to talk and always acts happy to see you. She and her husband are still loving and cuddly after decades of marraige.

She rarely looses her temper. When she starts to get frustrated, she'll just walk away.


Here's to MM. :rose:
 
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You kind of weirded me out with some of that stuff but to clarify.

MM wears her hair long and straight; often puts it in a pony tail. She stopped dying with henna years ago so now she just lets the grey show.
Never used henna. Had my hair cut at Christmas for the first time and found a hypoallergenic dye, my hair is medium ash blond and a little more than shoulder length. You're correct about the ponytail.

She looks great for her age but she doesn't do anything to hide it either. She's taller than average. She spends her time shopping at food coops and cooking for her family.
I've been told I look quite good for my age. I'm 5'9". I've never belonged to a co-op and just cook a few times a week.

She'll put on the tight leathers for Harley rides with her husband but mostly she's in jeans and oversized T's or sweatshirts. She's self conscious about her weight but really shouldn't be.
I don't own anything leather except a coat. We are not motorcycle people. I shall reserve comment on the weight but I have admitted that I'm fluffier than I would prefer.

She has a kind face and smiles often. She loves to talk and always acts happy to see you.
Kind? Hmmm. I'm not very chatty :whatever:

She and her husband are still loving and cuddly after decades of marraige.
True dat.

She rarely looses her temper. When she starts to get frustrated, she'll just walk away.
As I said, you were freaking me out a little bit with some of the other stuff but now I know we've never met :lmao: I have a short fuse and flip my shit on a regular basis. I'm ashamed to admit that my temper frightens people, including me.
 
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As I said, you were freaking me out a little bit with some of the other stuff but now I know we've never met :lmao: I have a short fuse and flip my shit on a regular basis. I'm ashamed to admit that my temper frightens people, including me.

I just made up a composite of several pagan hippie chicks I have known.

The hot-temper thing is kind of sexy.
 
I'm interested in hearing the difference between a CA Wiccan and a Wiccan from Pennsylvania. Here in CA, Wicca is a little trendy, so most of them drive hybrids with a "co-exist" bumper sticker and frequent the various candle and book shops along the beach. Is this true in Pennsylvania as well?
 
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I just made up a composite of several pagan hippie chicks I have known.

The hot-temper thing is kind of sexy.
I don't quite know how to take that! (the composite thing, I mean) :lmao: Kind of weird that there is a "type" :worried: I consider myself a subgroup of the pagan culture that I jokingly call "soccer mom" though my husband says I am in no way a soccer mom.

My temper, ah, no, not sexy. Much better than it was years ago but it has caused me and those around me damage in the past :(
 
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I just made up a composite of several pagan hippie chicks I have known.

The hot-temper thing is kind of sexy.


Lol I was going to correct you with what was in my imagination...and it wasn't shoulder length blonde hair. :lmao:

It was short dark blonde stylish haircut, but not too high maintenence. She wears jeans and fitted sweaters on a regular basis and tennis shoes because she hates heels (and hates buying shoes). She is very pretty and in shape but likes to enjoy the pleasures of life (food, drink, etc) as a result she is very fun to be around. She is an intuitive thinker and lives mostly inside her head, but will confide and talk to those she is close to therefore not chatty, but is very opinionated. She can't stand most "normal" people. She spends her alone time reading, or hanging out with her cats/husband. She likes listenting to others and makes a good friend but knows the treachery that resides in most people so is careful who she confides in. I imagine she does have a firey temper, one that isn't extinquished very quickly either. :lmao:
 
I'm interested in hearing the difference between a CA Wiccan and a Wiccan from Pennsylvania. Here in CA, Wicca is a little trendy, so most of them drive hybrids with a "co-exist" bumper sticker and frequent the various candle and book shops along the beach. Is this true in Pennsylvania as well?
There's two types of pagans/wiccans, those who are relatively new to it (by relatively, I mean under ten years) and everyone else. Relatively new to it have a tendency to go more for what the rest of us call "smells and bells" more. They dress it more, buy more "stuff" in general and are intolerant as hell of Christians. The older ones have a tendency to have gotten past the acquisition phase (there's only so many cauldrons one person needs), generally become more tolerant of Christians/monotheistic religions (and may even go back and study some of that literature with a new eye) and stop trying to be so "in your face" about what they do and who they are. They're more comfortable in their skins and try to teach by example.

Most pagan types in general are big readers, have a thing for candles and many (not all) are ecologically minded -- which goes hand in hand with the "earth based spirituality" thing. I don't think hybrids are as common on this coast, didn't really start seeing them on the streets much until the past year or two year, but weather may be a contributing factor there.

Oh, the Coexist bumper sticker? You see that (hell, I've got the Coexist flag in my front window). Also "Born Again Pagan" "My Goddess Gave Birth to Your God" "My Other Car is a Broomstick" "Meddle Not In The Affairs Of Dragons For You Are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketchup" "Caution: I Brake for Fairies" shit like that. It's fun to walk around the parking lot at a pagan gathering just to read the bumper stickers :FRlol:

That said, husband and I are not bumper sticker people.
 
There's two types of pagans/wiccans, those who are relatively new to it (by relatively, I mean under ten years) and everyone else. Relatively new to it have a tendency to go more for what the rest of us call "smells and bells" more. They dress it more, buy more "stuff" in general and are intolerant as hell of Christians. The older ones have a tendency to have gotten past the acquisition phase (there's only so many cauldrons one person needs), generally become more tolerant of Christians/monotheistic religions (and may even go back and study some of that literature with a new eye) and stop trying to be so "in your face" about what they do and who they are. They're more comfortable in their skins and try to teach by example.

Most pagan types in general are big readers, have a thing for candles and many (not all) are ecologically minded -- which goes hand in hand with the "earth based spirituality" thing. I don't think hybrids are as common on this coast, didn't really start seeing them on the streets much until the past year or two year, but weather may be a contributing factor there.

Oh, the Coexist bumper sticker? You see that (hell, I've got the Coexist flag in my front window). Also "Born Again Pagan" "My Goddess Gave Birth to Your God" "My Other Car is a Broomstick" "Meddle Not In The Affairs Of Dragons For You Are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketchup" "Caution: I Brake for Fairies" shit like that. It's fun to walk around the parking lot at a pagan gathering just to read the bumper stickers :FRlol:

That said, husband and I are not bumper sticker people.

Serious question...

Most pagans are polytheistic, correct? And if so, do pagans consider biblical references to multiple gods as proof of multiple gods? Or do they not revere the Bible enough for it to be proof of anything at all? I honestly don't know the answer. Just curious.
 
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Lol I was going to correct you with what was in my imagination...and it wasn't shoulder length blonde hair. :lmao:

It was short dark blonde stylish haircut, but not too high maintenence. She wears jeans and fitted sweaters on a regular basis and tennis shoes because she hates heels (and hates buying shoes). She is very pretty and in shape but likes to enjoy the pleasures of life (food, drink, etc) as a result she is very fun to be around. She is an intuitive thinker and lives mostly inside her head, but will confide and talk to those she is close to therefore not chatty, but is very opinionated. She can't stand most "normal" people. She spends her alone time reading, or hanging out with her cats/husband. She likes listenting to others and makes a good friend but knows the treachery that resides in most people so is careful who she confides in. I imagine she does have a firey temper, one that isn't extinquished very quickly either. :lmao:

You are physically very much like Cindylou Who (which is why you picked the name)

Blonde, petite, slight of stature, small busted, and very pretty. You've gotten attention for your looks your whole life.

You are a people-pleaser and often doubt your own inner voice. Your look is very put together. Sexy to you is high heels and a pant suit. You sometimes lounge in comfortable, oversized clothing but wouldn't dare go out in public like that. You even get somewhat dolled up to go to the gym. You wear some makeup but it's always understated.

You never look trashy...won't even wear trashy lingerie to please your man.

You're bound to duty and family but often envy your more free-spirited friends. You only stand up for yourself if really angry and you cry very easily.
 
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nydj's imagination runnin' rampant up in here. :) I picture Cindy kind of the same way, except I don't think she doubts her own voice. I think Cindy is usually confident and comfortable with her thoughts/opinions, but is open to further knowledge on whatever subject is at hand.
 
nydj's imagination runnin' rampant up in here. :) I picture Cindy kind of the same way, except I don't think she doubts her own voice. I think Cindy is usually confident and comfortable with her thoughts/opinions, but is open to further knowledge on whatever subject is at hand.

I'd do you next but I have to take my son to the dentist. :)
 
Serious question...

Most pagans are polytheistic, correct? And if so, do pagans consider biblical references to multiple gods as proof of multiple gods? Or do they not revere the Bible enough for it to be proof of anything at all? I honestly don't know the answer. Just curious.
Hmm, generalizations are a slippery slope to begin with, particularly so when it comes to paganism ... heck, even the term paganism is a slippery slope, seriously. I found this quote that helps explain my awkwardness in answer to your first question, from here http://www.patheos.com/Find/Answers...on-Questions/Are-all-Pagans-polytheists.html:
Paganism is a group of widely varied religions, and different groups have different views on the importance (or even the existence) of gods and goddesses. Some groups may indeed worship multiple gods and goddesses, and so would fit into the definition of "polytheistic." Other groups may focus solely on the goddess (occasionally in multiple forms) or on particular ancient deities. Still other Pagans would consider themselves non-theistic, and may or may not use deities as symbolic representations of natural principles.

Paganism is a really broad catch all term covering virtually anything that isn't dogmatic and mainstream, i.e., Jewish/Christian/Moslem/Buddhism/Taoism/Hinduism.

The Bible ... another sticky wicket. You get ten different pagan based people in a room and ask their opinion about that book and you'll probably get ten different answers. Some of them will actually consider themselves Christian Wiccans/Pagans (you'll find Jewish Wiccans/Pagans too) and I have no idea how they view the Bible. Some pagans think it's just a historical document sprinkled with cultural myths, some of them see it as pure allegory, some as propaganda, some do use the argument of the first commandment as being an argument for the existence of multiple gods (I happen to belong to that school, why does God call Itself jealous? What could the creator of the universe and everything in it possibly be jealous of?! Jealousy, like other petty human traits and emotions, is more commonly assigned to members of polytheistic pantheons -- think of the behavior of the Greek gods, as an example).

Trust me, I'm not trying to be evasive, you just managed to ask a question that can't be answered quickly or easily. Paganism is, by its very nature, non-dogmatic, so there is no single set of rules that apply to all it's various practitioners.

Does that help at all? :worried:
 
You helped as much as you could considering all pagans apparently don't subscribe to the same set of beliefs. :)

I know a lot about a a number of religions. Paganism isn't one of them, not even close.
 
My image of MM

MM, I realize you're considerably younger than Julie Christie. No offense intended.
:whatever: I'll be 47 in less than a month so I'm no spring chicken :lmao:

The only pictures I have of myself on this computer/photobucket are more than six years old or I'd just briefly post one up and call it a day but no, I don't think I look like the lady pictured. I'll see if I can't come up with something for you guys one of these days, just to satisfy those who are curious.
 
I love MM she's hawt as hell too, Ima personally talk to Jesus bout not sending her to hell.
 
:whatever: I'll be 47 in less than a month so I'm no spring chicken :lmao:

The only pictures I have of myself on this computer/photobucket are more than six years old or I'd just briefly post one up and call it a day but no, I don't think I look like the lady pictured. I'll see if I can't come up with something for you guys one of these days, just to satisfy those who are curious.
YaY!!!!!!!!
 
do me do me :evil: :D

For some reason, as I was lying in bed last night, I couldn't get the image of nan frantically begging me to do her out of my mind...

You're pretty open online, plus I've seen your FB page so I'll start with the givens:

You're short, pretty, medium length dark hair, and pleasantly curvy.

Your mind works like a man's, you're oversexxed, kinky, like crude humor and busting balls. Hell, you even work in IT and you're attracted to women. You also have a techie's preference for geeky movies.

Now the fun stuff -

You spend so much time on EF because it difficult for you to find people to relate to IRL. In social situations you can easily get into trouble by saying something inappropriate so you put up a front and don't let others see the real you. This makes it impossible for you to relax around most people.

Like all latin women, you like it in the butt. But's that's just beyod the limits of what you're comfortable being open about.

You extremely capable in many areas. You are the epitome of someone who can do anything they set their mind to. Because of this you have great confidence but still occasionally get bogged down in your own social awkwardness.

You're hyper-aware of your personal space and are uncomfortable when someone violates it (unless you know them well and trust them completely).

It's very easy for you to imagine things visually and you're an excellent driver.

You take a good while to acheive orgasm because your mind struggles against losing control like that. But you still crave the release; so you like the super stimulation of kinky sex, dirty talk, and porn because it overrides the distractions that are constantly running through your mind.

Lastly, you are a genuinely good person. If I gave you a button and told you that by pushing it you could give everyone else a long, happy life while yours stayed unchanged...you'd push it anyway because, "what the hell, why not make the world a better place?"
 
For some reason, as I was lying in bed last night, I couldn't get the image of nan frantically begging me to do her out of my mind...

You're pretty open online, plus I've seen your FB page so I'll start with the givens:

You're short, pretty, medium length dark hair, and pleasantly curvy.

Your mind works like a man's, you're oversexxed, kinky, like crude humor and busting balls. Hell, you even work in IT and you're attracted to women. You also have a techie's preference for geeky movies.

Now the fun stuff -

You spend so much time on EF because it difficult for you to find people to relate to IRL. In social situations you can easily get into trouble by saying something inappropriate so you put up a front and don't let others see the real you. This makes it impossible for you to relax around most people.

Like all latin women, you like it in the butt. But's that's just beyod the limits of what you're comfortable being open about.

You extremely capable in many areas. You are the epitome of someone who can do anything they set their mind to. Because of this you have great confidence but still occasionally get bogged down in your own social awkwardness.

You're hyper-aware of your personal space and are uncomfortable when someone violates it (unless you know them well and trust them completely).

It's very easy for you to imagine things visually and you're an excellent driver.

You take a good while to acheive orgasm because your mind struggles against losing control like that. But you still crave the release; so you like the super stimulation of kinky sex, dirty talk, and porn because it overrides the distractions that are constantly running through your mind.

Lastly, you are a genuinely good person. If I gave you a button and told you that by pushing it you could give everyone else a long, happy life while yours stayed unchanged...you'd push it anyway because, "what the hell, why not make the world a better place?"

she was actually pretty open about that u dunno shit

aww what a sweet :heart: tho
 
For some reason, as I was lying in bed last night, I couldn't get the image of nan frantically begging me to do her out of my mind...

You're pretty open online, plus I've seen your FB page so I'll start with the givens:

You're short, pretty, medium length dark hair, and pleasantly curvy.

Your mind works like a man's, you're oversexxed, kinky, like crude humor and busting balls. Hell, you even work in IT and you're attracted to women. You also have a techie's preference for geeky movies.

Now the fun stuff -

You spend so much time on EF because it difficult for you to find people to relate to IRL. In social situations you can easily get into trouble by saying something inappropriate so you put up a front and don't let others see the real you. This makes it impossible for you to relax around most people.

Like all latin women, you like it in the butt. But's that's just beyod the limits of what you're comfortable being open about.

You extremely capable in many areas. You are the epitome of someone who can do anything they set their mind to. Because of this you have great confidence but still occasionally get bogged down in your own social awkwardness.

You're hyper-aware of your personal space and are uncomfortable when someone violates it (unless you know them well and trust them completely).

It's very easy for you to imagine things visually and you're an excellent driver.

You take a good while to acheive orgasm because your mind struggles against losing control like that. But you still crave the release; so you like the super stimulation of kinky sex, dirty talk, and porn because it overrides the distractions that are constantly running through your mind.

Lastly, you are a genuinely good person. If I gave you a button and told you that by pushing it you could give everyone else a long, happy life while yours stayed unchanged...you'd push it anyway because, "what the hell, why not make the world a better place?"

You were right in most except the red ones, as bigpokey mentioned I'm pretty open and butt sechs isnt my limit (but if you attempt to ass to mouth me you'll get punched in the face)

I dont drive because I suck at life and cant's see well, however I'm gonna get my learner's permit in April (27 yr old with a permit, LOL)

I'm the easiest person to please in bed, I orgasm easily and repeatedly, I'm also loud as fuck hence why I rarely have sex when I have guests in my house, allthough sometimes I do and I tell my husband I dare him to make me scream and he goes nuts. :evil: :chomp:
 
You were right in most except the red ones, as bigpokey mentioned I'm pretty open and butt sechs isnt my limit (but if you attempt to ass to mouth me you'll get punched in the face)

I dont drive because I suck at life and cant's see well, however I'm gonna get my learner's permit in April (27 yr old with a permit, LOL)

I'm the easiest person to please in bed, I orgasm easily and repeatedly, I'm also loud as fuck hence why I rarely have sex when I have guests in my house, allthough sometimes I do and I tell my husband I dare him to make me scream and he goes nuts. :evil: :chomp:

Why are you getting a permit and not a license?
 
because I havent touched a car over 2 years, also because I dont know how to make 3 point turns :( I have to practice again or I'll fail the test
They don't make you do that in CA.
You just circle the block, change lanes and park on the side of the road. 5-7 minutes, tops.
 
because I havent touched a car over 2 years, also because I dont know how to make 3 point turns :( I have to practice again or I'll fail the test

I drove in a circle a couple times, stopped at a couple fake stop signs and red lights and parked. Then the dude was like "if we were parked right now in a hill blah blah blah, what would you do" and I threw the E break on and moved the wheel all the way to whatever side and it was over.

In my head I was thinking "what fucking hill am I going to be on in Florida?". I only knew the answer to that question bc my sister told me he'd ask (I didn't take driver's ed or ever get a permit).

Though, the easiness of that test may have something to do with the instructor flirting with me the entire time, asking if I had a boyfriend repeatedly, and holding my hand throughout the entire test...ended up having to do the whole thing one handed. LOL. Fucking creep.

When I left he was like "See you in 6 years" (when I'd have to renew). Hahahaha
 
I drove in a circle a couple times, stopped at a couple fake stop signs and red lights and parked. Then the dude was like "if we were parked right now in a hill blah blah blah, what would you do" and I threw the E break on and moved the wheel all the way to whatever side and it was over.

In my head I was thinking "what fucking hill am I going to be on in Florida?". I only knew the answer to that question bc my sister told me he'd ask (I didn't take driver's ed or ever get a permit).

Though, the easiness of that test may have something to do with the instructor flirting with me the entire time, asking if I had a boyfriend repeatedly, and holding my hand throughout the entire test...ended up having to do the whole thing one handed. LOL. Fucking creep.

When I left he was like "See you in 6 years" (when I'd have to renew). Hahahaha

I was drunk at a club and met heidi and I suggested she drive
can you drive a six speed
what
let's go fuck it
now my supra won't go in reverse
 
Shes easily my favorite middle aged wiccan on a steroid board that lives in connecticut
Why thank you sugar, but one little correction, I'm the middle aged Wiccan that lives in Pennsylvania :qt:
 
her avi creeps me out, at least we have superqt avi to glance at
 
Do the amish try protective spells to ward off your evil?
Evil is as evil does and since I believe that anything you put out to the universe eventually makes its way back to you, I try to live my life doing the right thing. My coven happens to be on the steerage committee of a Quaker peace center, just how awful can we be???

BTW, Pennsylvania is a big state. The Amish community is concentrated mainly in just one county, which is about 2 hrs. on the turnpike away from me.
 
Evil is as evil does and since I believe that anything you put out to the universe eventually makes its way back to you, I try to live my life doing the right thing. My coven happens to be on the steerage committee of a Quaker peace center, just how awful can we be???

BTW, Pennsylvania is a big state. The Amish community is concentrated mainly in just one county, which is about 2 hrs. on the turnpike away from me.

You know I don't think you're evil, right?

I was just poking fun at ignorance and superstition.
 
Evil is as evil does and since I believe that anything you put out to the universe eventually makes its way back to you, I try to live my life doing the right thing. My coven happens to be on the steerage committee of a Quaker peace center, just how awful can we be???

BTW, Pennsylvania is a big state. The Amish community is concentrated mainly in just one county, which is about 2 hrs. on the turnpike away from me.

do you have augmented boobs?
 
I've always been a Musclemom fan. She's bright and articulate.
I've always pictured her as Elizabeth Montgomerylike but simpler.
 
Evil is as evil does and since I believe that anything you put out to the universe eventually makes its way back to you, I try to live my life doing the right thing. My coven happens to be on the steerage committee of a Quaker peace center, just how awful can we be???

BTW, Pennsylvania is a big state. The Amish community is concentrated mainly in just one county, which is about 2 hrs. on the turnpike away from me.

very poor run on sentence
 
silly demons
let me edit it for you;

Evil is as evil does and since I believe that anything you put out to the universe eventually makes its way back to you, I try to live my life doing the right thing. My coven happens to be on the steerage committee of a Quaker peace center, just how awful can we be???

BTW, Pennsylvania is a big state. The Amish community is concentrated mainly in just one county, which is about 2 hrs. on the turnpike away from me.

Evil is as evil does. Since I believe that whatever you express to the universe will eventually return to you, I try to live my life doing the "right" thing, according to me. My coven happens to be on the steerage committee of a Quaker peace center, just how awful can we be???
Pennsylvania is a big state. Within it the Amish community is concentrated primarily in but one county. That county is about 2 hours on the turnpike from me. I realize my mapquest comments contribute nothing to my arguement, indeed they detract.
 
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