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Musclemag Sucks

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Sorry,
Just wanted to vent.
We all know that this mag is just a advert. for MuscleTech junk
but now I'm pissed. Just bought the Sept. issue and it is loaded
like never before with all this hype bullshit.
Every fucking article starts off legit, then ends with the those purple
canisters of sugar. How can these sellouts look themselves in the mirror.
M.D
 
It is pathetic that people go reading these articles wanting to grow and they just end up wasting money that could be spent on something like anavar and it would give them better results...
 
I hate that shit! You start out thinking it's a legit article...then you flip the page. It sucks! I hear you bro!

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i was just thinking about that the other day. to get anything good out of the mag. you have must have enough knowledge to determine what is an ad and what is real. (i have a favorite issue where they rate hodroxycut over clenbuterol as a fat burner)funny stuff.:fro:
 
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I read the unsensored section for kicks. They finally talked about drinking winny in the last issue. Just funny!
 
I love wu-tang! what's your favorite song? I think mine's Triumph but there are sooo many to choose from!

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Then there supplements have alot of outdated shit in them too. They'll brag about
all the HCA in their Hydroxycut. They have done studies that show it does jack shit
and may be toxic. But you'd be crazy to go to the gas station and get pharmaceutical
grade caffeine and ephedrine! You need herbal shit with HCA and herbal aspirin!
 
Ha, I started a thread like this on another board about a month ago. I hate it too. Fucking $6 for a MuscleTech catalog every month!
 
I haven't bought a musclemag or any bodybuilding mag for years... I thought I found a decent mag with Media 2000 - but that turned into a slightly better (just) version of Muscle & Fitness....

They all suck... Muscular Development tries... but is still tied to the supplement industry (albeit a half honest one - TwinLabs)....

Besides, these mags say nothing to me about my bodybuilding...

I buy mountain bike magazines and I can relate to them... most bodybuilding mags are unimaginative (Muscular Development a little less so) and some are just shit... e.g. read one muscle and fitness or flex - and you will never nead to read one again (they are all the same).....
 
TxLonghorn, I have got to agree about the bikinis. The mag should be called MuscleTech international and Greg Zulak is there biggest bitch.....Peace.

Happy Growmore
 
I kind of like Flew (and even Ironman a little) cause they do throw in good info on nutrition and they give good ideas for new programs to try. They also keep me up-to-date on what's happening in bb contests and such. HOWEVER, I can't stand that roughly half of what you buy is adds. How many fucking adds does Muscle-tech need in one god-damn magazine?
 
i find it amazing how there are so many educated people like us who know better, then there is the typical person who alls he needs to see is one add on lets say....nitro tech or bullshit tech GAIN 23 lbs!! IN 6 WEEKS!! lol. feel privelaged ya know better bros.
 
the best one ive found is "Muscular Development" and they still have a shitload of meaningless supplement hype.
 
MuscleMag is the shittiest ever! They have 8 page contest reports and every issue is a "Swimsuit Collector's Item!"...what a crock! If I want to see strippers, the cover charge to a club is @ equal to an issue of MMI.

BTW... for all of the "superior" Muscletech supplements that Kovacs has taken, he still sucks!
 
I think Ironman's getting pretty good these days. They're not so blatant about
hyping stuff. Dharkham (how do you spell that?) writes for them under his
real name. Duchaine came onboard before he died. Bill LLewellyn does a Q&A
every month. Mentzer had his own column. And they've had some pretty good
interviews lately. Including The Sandwich asking Will Brink how big his dick is
and asking Pat Arnold how he'd feel if he came in and saw all 400 pounds of
him on top of his girlfriend.
 
I agree. Musclemag is/was my favorite cause they have a section about performance enhancing drugs etc, not like flex or any other mag, but all those fucking fake articles are really getting on my fuckin nerves!!:mad:
 
I'm getting sick and tired of FLEX, its the same old junk every month, the only good thing about it is that its cheap.

I don't buy musclemag, but its my favorite. I know it has a load of bull shit, but its a good mens magizine. It has the best girls and is the most entertaining. I like the bullshit because at least its funny, not only the muscletech bullshit, but also the phony interviews and all the other shit.

Even the actual articles in musclemag, which are scarce, are alot better than flexs articles, FLEX has turned into a kids mag.
 
that picture w the two blondies with strings separating their asses was great though, you just should never buy that shit, unless you believe that the muscle tech people only use muscletech.
 
BUT GOD DAMN IT, CELL-TECH REALLY IS 1950% BETTER THAN REGULAR CREATINE. ARE YOU PEOPLE STUPID ENOUGH TO USE REGULAR CREATINE NOW!!
 
I kind of liked Pump because every article basically said "If you're not gonna use AS, which is the best way to gain muscle, and want to use legal supplements, even though they don't work as well as AS, use SoCal Sports Supplements. We don't condone the use of AS, even though they're great.
 
The reason I'm getting tired of Flex is because they are just getting more Softcore as the issues progress. It's hard for my to express what I feel in words, but a few examples are... the stupid shrimp article they had a few issues ago, the watermelon article, the HMB articles, and theres always stupid creatine articles every issue too. It seems that they are targeting the magizing at 15 year olds or guys that pick of a muscle mag for the first time.The reason I continued my subcription a few months ago was because they started having monthly interviews, that was about the only exciting thing, but now even those are boring. The only thing I look it at now is the contest results and pics, but I could care less for that. Next time my subcription deadline comes along, I am not gonna renew it, I'll either go with nothing, or maybe fork up money for musclemag. I haven't read muscle mag for awhile, because it cost too much, all I really do is go stand at the magizine counter and look at it. At least the bullshit in musclemag is funny and every other page theres a hot girl. Bottom line: Flex is not hardcore, it is at the same level as muscle and fitness, if not lower. Just my view.
 
Ha, I was just looking through one of my old musclemags right after cell-tech came out. They had an article/ad. promoting cell-tech, with in the ad they had a picture of Greg Kovacs and a quote that said something to the effect of. "Now with the new supplement cell-tech the need to inject insulin is over" LOL! HAHAHA
 
Flex isn't bad for the BB news and some articles, but overall it looks the same month to month. I get it as a gift subscription and may ask that it be changed to MM or something else entirely just for variety. I don't know what that else could be since I get so many freakin' mags as it is. ;)
 
no the alltime best musclemag moment isin the hardcore section this kid asked them what he can take to keep up with his friends on the needle they said acetabolan 2 hahaha i was laughing liek crazy thats garbage they take every single supplament on the market put it in one useless pill ,anothe rfunny thing is they discussed smilax saying its the biggest scam hell if it were back liek 10 yearsago i guarantee smilax would be in there products .
 
Bulldog_10 said:
I love wu-tang! what's your favorite song? I think mine's Triumph but there are sooo many to choose from!

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As far as Wu-Tang Clan music goes, "Triumph" is probably the very best, with "Reunited" coming in at a close #2.

Other WTC must-downloads: "C.R.E.A.M.", "Do You Really", "Method Man", "Tearz", "Iron Flag", "Bells of War", "As High As Wu-Tang Get", "Visionz", "Impossible", "Uzi (Pinky Ring)", "Always NY", and "When the Fat Lady Sings"

Not everyone will like Wu's music. It is DEFINITELY NOT regular rap... "Can I get a Wu-Tang?" "Wu! Tang! Wu! Tang!" lol.



As far as the original topic of this thread, Muscular Development is easily #1. Most of the others are crap or hype.
 
1. Ironman
2. MuscleMag
3. Flex

flex is 3 because i semed to get it just as it was starting to goto shit. it was great, now its bullshit. ironman is pretty cool, has a more of a medical report feel which is different. and for all you newbs out there looking for a source, buy a musclemag and read every word. even the ads. youll find one, every single month. i have for the last 5. never ordered from them or sent for a catalogue, but the wording was pretty clear in that it wasnt at all. you get my drift.
 
muscular development is by far the best muscle magazine out there because they tell you the hard truth about training and steroids.
 
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