Milkin' it and makin' moves on AIM

[swole]

Objective: to build bridges (female contacts) over which I will cross (aka hit it -- well, maybe not...but at least i can have options) in the upcoming summer months

swole(10:52:20 PM): give me your number
girl(10:52:27 PM): whoa wait a min
swole(10:52:33 PM): ?
swole(10:52:36 PM): lol why? i got a new phone and lost all my old numbers
girl(10:52:48 PM): 1-u never give me the time or day when i did talk to u
girl(10:52:53 PM): 2-u play games, where were you when i wanted you last summer and the one before that??
swole(10:52:57 PM): holy shit woman no i don't
girl(10:53:02 PM): yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
swole(10:53:04 PM): listen
swole(10:53:06 PM): all that aside
swole(10:53:07 PM): i want to talk
swole(10:53:10 PM): so we can get together and milk it. you know....make moves n shizzle
swole(10:54:08 PM): it's like this. come summertime i'll be living in your town and since last time we spoke i had a dream about you...basically from getting excited about living near you
girl(10:55:04 PM): lololl milk it???
swole(10:55:53 PM): you know it girl
swole(10:56:02 PM): now you know i don't play games since i told you i just want to milk it and make moves

e-pimpin baby!!!

how's this for a mature, thought-provoking thread? (can't wait for all you middle-aged vaginas to refer to this when i'm trying to be serious in the future)

Remember boys, now is the time to build summer bridges...so you can cross them later

milk it and make moves

 

[feisty11975]

oh Swole...what are we going to do with you? tisk tisk tisk

 

[swole]

oh Swole...what are we going to do with you? tisk tisk tisk

that depends on who you mean by "we"

 

[feisty11975]

that depends on who you mean by "we"

WE = The members of EF whom you frighten with all your smooth moves!!!

lol

 

[foreigngirl]

lol...at least its not a lie about "having a relationship"

 

[swole]

WE = The members of EF whom you frighten with all your smooth moves!!!

lol

dawg you're milkin it

 

[OMEGA]

classic hahaha!

 

[feisty11975]

dawg you're milkin it

I am not milkin shit!

 

[foreigngirl]

WE = The members of EF whom you frighten with all your smooth moves!!!

lol

eh, at least now we know his real intentions

 

[stilleto]

that was suave.

 

[ortiz34]

Wow, you need help.

 

[digimon7068]

Wow, you need help.

I remember being a cocky dick (no offense Swole ) once upon a time, then I met this girl that got inside of my head so far, so fast, before I had any idea what was going on, I was totally in love. . .that was 16+ years ago. . .best years of my life. . .seems like yesterday.

His day is coming. . .if he's lucky.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

you left out the part where she told you to get lost....

 

[digimon7068]

you left out the part where she told you to get lost....

Actually, I keep expecting her to but she hasn't. . .no one's more amazed than me.

 

[Becoming]

lol

 

[mrdeeznuts]

Actually, I keep expecting her to but she hasn't. . .no one's more amazed than me.

alter?

 

[digimon7068]

alter?

Ego!

Sorry. . .thought we were playing a word association game.

 

[string_bean00]

nothing can beat some good AIM game, seriously

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

it's always summer in FL.

 

[Whiskey]

PURE pimpin

Whiskey

 

[theoak01]

I predict this summer being very very good