Men - Why dont you wax/shave/nair?

[H_T_]

where do you come up with this shit? Are these weird ass euphamisms floating around in your head all day in an endless holding pattern waiting for their chance to shine? All bullshit aside.....you are the most disturbed fuck here..........as well as my absolute favorite poster on this board. I am guaranteed one giggle fit a day from you.......well done sir, well done.....

i have ocd/adhd/etc. my fricking brain is like a swarm of mosquitoes...just random thoughts fluttering aboot. sometimes i can pluck a few....

 

[Stefka]

i have ocd/adhd/etc. my fricking brain is like a swarm of mosquitoes...just random thoughts fluttering aboot. sometimes i can pluck a few....

Me too – that’s why I took up waxing. Great stress reliever.

 

[H_T_]

Me too – that’s why I took up waxing. Great stress reliever.

it's bad at times. like i'll stand up in the middle of a conversation and arrange shit, so's i can live in peace......waxing takes too long. i love that shaver i bought.....had no idea how much back hair i had.

 

[redsamurai]

Me too – that’s why I took up waxing. Great stress reliever.

please tell me how you wax your own ass woman!!

 

[Stefka]

please tell me how you wax your own ass woman!!

I dont wax myself. I have a waxer. I love that woman.

 

[redsamurai]

i have ocd/adhd/etc. my fricking brain is like a swarm of mosquitoes...just random thoughts fluttering aboot. sometimes i can pluck a few....

does smoking weed help at all? what are your compulsions? besides being a maniacally hysterical EF poster....????

 

[H_T_]

please tell me how you wax your own ass woman!!

in.

 

[redsamurai]

I dont wax myself. I have a waxer. I love that woman.

and how much does that service run you?? be honest woman......

 

[Stefka]

and how much does that service run you?? be honest woman......

For both legs and a Brazilian it costs $90 and I give a $20 tip. This lasts about 6 weeks.

 

[H_T_]

does smoking weed help at all? what are your compulsions? besides being a maniacally hysterical EF poster....????

my ex and i used to smoke a ton of weed. we had a fucking 13 gallon kitchen trash bag filled with stoner snacks under the bed, so we wouldn't have to move. but the weed mostly sent me spiraling into a deep depression. i am thinking of getting some soon, because all of the other rec. drugs i enjoy make me literally sick to my stomach. uhhh, my quirks/??? some of it is shit i do with my hands or feet while sitting idle. things have to be linear/even on my desk. anything with numbers, such as a dial has to be set to an even number. i check every sink in the house and work before leaving. you ever see that show Monk? they ahd one where he flipped out because the carpet lines were off & diagonal. yep, that too. hand washer here. a huge bottle of germicide gel shit on my desk....i was considering storing my urine, but i don't have the space for it....