Men - Why dont you wax/shave/nair?

[redsamurai]

you are the living Adrian Monk if all that shit is true.......

my ex and i used to smoke a ton of weed. we had a fucking 13 gallon kitchen trash bag filled with stoner snacks under the bed, so we wouldn't have to move. but the weed mostly sent me spiraling into a deep depression. i am thinking of getting some soon, because all of the other rec. drugs i enjoy make me literally sick to my stomach. uhhh, my quirks/??? some of it is shit i do with my hands or feet while sitting idle. things have to be linear/even on my desk. anything with numbers, such as a dial has to be set to an even number. i check every sink in the house and work before leaving. you ever see that show Monk? they ahd one where he flipped out because the carpet lines were off & diagonal. yep, that too. hand washer here. a huge bottle of germicide gel shit on my desk....i was considering storing my urine, but i don't have the space for it....

 

[H_T_]

you are the living Adrian Monk if all that shit is true.......

it's not nearly as bad as the tv shows, it's a lot of annoyances. something just catches my eye and it makes me very uncomfortable. this is the way i've learned to describe it through lots o therapies...

 

[redsamurai]

For both legs and a Brazilian it costs $90 and I give a $20 tip. This lasts about 6 weeks.

6 weeks for you.........6 hours for us men....

when my contracts come in next year and I'm making serious cash.....I'm going to go to a day spa and do get the whole treatment, waxing mani/pedi, mudbath, skin beaten with reeds...etc.......and I'll take a picture of the whole damn thing and send it to you..........along with my ballsack, because I'll have literally neutered myself at that point. I'd have to get waxed once a week, or "at least" every other week........that's starting to cut into my GH, AAS, weed funds.

 

[Sub-Zero]

where do you come up with this shit? Are these weird ass euphamisms floating around in your head all day in an endless holding pattern waiting for their chance to shine? All bullshit aside.....you are the most disturbed fuck here..........as well as my absolute favorite poster on this board. I am guaranteed one giggle fit a day from you.......well done sir, well done.....

you would have loved ulcasterdropout.

 

[redsamurai]

it's not nearly as bad as the tv shows, it's a lot of annoyances. something just catches my eye and it makes me very uncomfortable. this is the way i've learned to describe it through lots o therapies...

that sucks, find a way to sublimate it into some kind of genius shit...??

 

[Stefka]

I know I am a bit OCD. It runs in the family. I also think I might have some kind of ADD. Some things make me very "uncomfortable." Sometimes intense fear, sometimes anger. My head never turns off - maybe I'm just tired.
But hair removal helps.
As does obsessive studying.
I hear hallucinogens help.

 

[caligirl]

Buella the Lunch mom shaves her legs too. it ain't got nothin' to do with beauty, it's tradition....

lolololooloololooloo

 

[H_T_]

I know I am a bit OCD. It runs in the family. I also think I might have some kind of ADD. Some things make me very "uncomfortable." Sometimes intense fear, sometimes anger. My head never turns off - maybe I'm just tired.
But hair removal helps.
As does obsessive studying.
I hear hallucinogens help.

hmmm. do you pluck ever? i was talking to a nurse the other day about some of the patients preoccupation with hair. we've got people, even women, that will hack the shit out of their heads, trying to get rid of hair....it is quite unsettling at times...

 

[Sub-Zero]

that sucks, find a way to sublimate it into some kind of genius shit...??

hi

 

[Stefka]

hmmm. do you pluck ever? i was talking to a nurse the other day about some of the patients preoccupation with hair. we've got people, even women, that will hack the shit out of their heads, trying to get rid of hair....it is quite unsettling at times...

I knew a girl who plucked out all of her hair - including her eyelashyes. I am not even close to that madness. But I do like things to be perfect.