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Banned

Okay, so I had broken up with seagrave and last day I was there I see my CHI flat iron in his daughter's bathroom and comment, "oh there is my flat iron." He says, "oh no, that is my daughter's." I say, "you bought your 8 year old a $200 flat iron?" He says, "my ex-wife left it here when we divorced." ummmmm...yeah, okay. So, like the day after we break up I''m looking all over for my flat iron. Lo and friggin behold that was my flat iron and he had just put it in his daughters bathroom, either intentionally or not.
So I asked, will you mail it to me. He says come to my house and get it. I explain that that would mean that I have to pack Devin in the car, drive 2 hours to his house and back. Over 4 hours in the car seat is too hard on the baby, and I had to go out of town that weekend.
So, he says that he will mail it.
I wait for a week and then get a message on Friday that he mailed it.
A couple of days later I get an empty white manilla envelope with nothing in it. It's addressed to me but has no return address.
I call my dad and stepmom to see if they sent me something. Nope.
So, I write to seagrave and ask him if he would have sent anything in a white envelope.
HE SAID HE MAILED THE FLAT IRON IN THE WHITE ENVELOPE!!!!!!!
I asked, "why in God's name would you just mail an $200 iron in a plain envelope with no padding."
He said, "if you wanted it you should have come to get it" then calls me an "unappreciative cunt" and says "go complain to your e-friends if you don't like it."
GREAT! After buying another camera and Christmas coming up, I can't afford to buy myself another chi iron.
I pick some real winners.