man fuck black guy

[bran987]

man, fuck, black guy got pulled over right outside my apartment. dressed to the nines, looked just fine to me. hands up, following all the rules.

black cop just waved me on by, but all things aside he shoulda coulda but not quite been pulling bran987 over. i'm half white though. and not the other half black.

just sayin'

 

[bran987]

this was onudda those racial parody things

 

[Mr. dB]

He got pulled over for a DWB?

 

[jnevin]

Bran, get drunk and post.

 

[jh1]

LOL @ the drunk post.

 

[heatherrae]

man, fuck, black guy got pulled over right outside my apartment. dressed to the nines, looked just fine to me. hands up, following all the rules.

black cop just waved me on by, but all things aside he shoulda coulda but not quite been pulling bran987 over. i'm half white though. and not the other half black.

just sayin'

What?????

 

[javaguru]

Drunk posting is the new black.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

ha

 

[jh1]

ha

Remember the douche bag that drunk emailed me at the cave?


LOL... good job, orb!

 

[bran987]

fun night last night

one of my last ones before I have to go back into the real world. sucks to think I'm running out of days where it's OK to wake up with a hangover.

 

[Frisky]

I'm dressed to the nines today... looking really sharp. I hope I don't get pulled over though... I would have to pull the ol'cry shit and it would ruin my mascara. (not that the cry thing ever worked for me before... but I hear its worked for others so I would give it a shot)

 

[velvett]

I'm dressed to the nines today... looking really sharp. I hope I don't get pulled over though... I would have to pull the ol'cry shit and it would ruin my mascara. (not that the cry thing ever worked for me before... but I hear its worked for others so I would give it a shot)

GAH

Crying doesn't work for me either.

 

[jnevin]

GAH

Crying doesn't work for me either.

Me either.

 

[Dial_tone]

I'm dressed to the nines today... looking really sharp. I hope I don't get pulled over though... I would have to pull the ol'cry shit and it would ruin my mascara. (not that the cry thing ever worked for me before... but I hear its worked for others so I would give it a shot)

Use the cleavage...save the crying for post workout when your makeup is already trashed.

 

[Frisky]

GAH

Crying doesn't work for me either.

I got pulled over night before last... and I was like ohhhhhhhhhh hell...

I couldn't make myself cry, and thankfully it wasn't anything bad... just that I only had my running lights on and not my headlights. I was down a street with some really bright street lights... and I was blaring the old school and in my own world. He just stopped me to let me know.

Still... I don't like the blue and red flashing behind me... just really freaks me out. LOL...

 

[heatherrae]

Don't cry! FLIRT! Trust me.

 

[Frisky]

Don't cry! FLIRT! Trust me.

I am horrible about flirting under pressure. I just get really shy and blush... Imagine that

LOL

 

[velvett]

I am horrible about flirting under pressure. I just get really shy and blush... Imagine that

LOL

separated at birth

 

[chewyxrage]

Bran's DUI hardly ever caught sober

 

[fistfullofsteel]

freaking bitches always manipulating

 

[Frisky]

separated at birth