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DannoMight
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I saw someone smoke a lightning bug at a party a few years back.
DannoMight
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me too.Wootoom said:
A gift from me. I met these girls over Memorial Day weekend. Enjoy.
blut wump said:
i took the picture. I can't compete with girls who are 1/2 my age. it's too depressing.
HumanTarget said:
I'm not fishing for compliments - I'm just pointing out an obvious fact - those chicks are probably 17 - 18 years old. Almost 1/2 my age. You can't compare the two.
HumanTarget said:
i like 'darling' better.
HumanTarget said:
hawt.
so - what's new? I miss Jesus. I wanted to have sex with him.
HumanTarget said:
so I see.
Why don't you come over and I'll take those stitches out.
blut wump said:
lololol. my point exactly. I'd do em.
HumanTarget said:
come over. I'll give you some more.
foreigngirl
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wootool said:Now we're talking
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foreigngirl
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HumanTarget said:
foreigngirl
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wootool said:
foreigngirl
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wootool said:
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foreigngirl
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wootool said:
Finally, one of my favorite jokes:
Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building, when the first man turns to the other and says "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, the winds around the building are so intense that by the time you fall to the 10th floor, they carry you around the building and back into a window".
The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval and keeps wiping the bar.
The second guy says, "You're full of shit! There's no way that could happen."
"No, its true," the first man says. "I'll prove it to you."
He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and plummets toward the street below. As he nears the 10th floor, the high winds whip him around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar.
He meets the second man, who looks quite astonished. "You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one time fluke."
"No fluke, I'll do it again," and the first man jumps again. Just as he is hurtling toward the street, the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window. Once again upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it.
"Well, why the hell not." the second guy says, "It works. I'll try it." He jumps over the balcony, plunges downward passes the 11th, 10th 9th, 8th, floors ... and hits the sidewalk with a SPLAT.
Back upstairs the bartender turns to the other drinker and says, "You know Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk".
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Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building, when the first man turns to the other and says "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, the winds around the building are so intense that by the time you fall to the 10th floor, they carry you around the building and back into a window".
The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval and keeps wiping the bar.
The second guy says, "You're full of shit! There's no way that could happen."
"No, its true," the first man says. "I'll prove it to you."
He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and plummets toward the street below. As he nears the 10th floor, the high winds whip him around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar.
He meets the second man, who looks quite astonished. "You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one time fluke."
"No fluke, I'll do it again," and the first man jumps again. Just as he is hurtling toward the street, the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window. Once again upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it.
"Well, why the hell not." the second guy says, "It works. I'll try it." He jumps over the balcony, plunges downward passes the 11th, 10th 9th, 8th, floors ... and hits the sidewalk with a SPLAT.
Back upstairs the bartender turns to the other drinker and says, "You know Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk".
:rim shot:
foreigngirl
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you are so seriousHumanTarget said:
foreigngirl
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HumanTarget said:
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