Major pop star to announce she's gay.

[Bikini Mod]

Yes, IT IS TRUE!!!!! I have crossed over. I was working at the club last week when she came in and one thing led to another and we just started talking. She is FUCKING HYUGE!!!! Anyway, everyone knows what a bitch it is to make any money dancing these days and so we have to do a little "work on the side" if you know what I mean. She offered me an appalling amount of money to spend some QUALITY time with her after I got off work. What was that movie with Richard Geer and Julia Roberts in it?!?!? FUCK I can't remember the name! Anyway, what started out as a cash deal turned into MUCH MUCH MORE and I found what was missing the WHOLE FUCKING time I was married. I love my girls, they are my life and I don't regret one minute of my marriage as I have them to show for it but I must wonder how different my life would be if only I had followed my inner most DESIRES from the beginning!!!!!!!

I have always wanted to do anal with a man but it HURT TOO FUCKING much....my new hunny showed me just how pleasurable it could be when you have the right toys and a partner who TRULY understands a woman's body. My kitty has died and gone to heaven, I tell you!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dballer]

It's like raaaaaiiiiiaaaaan on your wedding day..

 

[MrMuscle]

Yes, IT IS TRUE!!!!! I have crossed over. I was working at the club last week when she came in and one thing led to another and we just started talking. She is FUCKING HYUGE!!!! Anyway, everyone knows what a bitch it is to make any money dancing these days and so we have to do a little "work on the side" if you know what I mean. She offered me an appalling amount of money to spend some QUALITY time with her after I got off work. What was that movie with Richard Geer and Julia Roberts in it?!?!? FUCK I can't remember the name! Anyway, what started out as a cash deal turned into MUCH MUCH MORE and I found what was missing the WHOLE FUCKING time I was married. I love my girls, they are my life and I don't regret one minute of my marriage as I have them to show for it but I must wonder how different my life would be if only I had followed my inner most DESIRES from the beginning!!!!!!!

I have always wanted to do anal with a man but it HURT TOO FUCKING much....my new hunny showed me just how pleasurable it could be when you have the right toys and a partner who TRULY understands a woman's body. My kitty has died and gone to heaven, I tell you!!!!!!!!!!

you really dont let me know shit like you used to. great for you that you found what you have been missing

 

[cure]

ummmm...ok...but when did you become a pop-star?

 

[rippedtrojan]

i don't know, but hopefully she's hot. hot lesbians are way better than not hot lesbians.

 

[supersizeme]

christina aguilera is still fucking her male dancer i think.
i doubt it's pink, i don't know why, she just doesn't have that lesbian way about her.
shakira is engaged right now...to a man.
i doubt it's nelly furtado, although she has a funky way about her that might point to lesbianism. she's also really damn hot and that would be disappointing.
alanis is probably it. i have never seen her make a public appearance with anything resembling a boyfriend, but she has written songs about guys fucking her over so unless her lesbianism is a recent thing...i dunno.

i'm putting my money on Peter, Paul and Mary

 

[dballer]

I'm putting my money on Cornholio

 

[gymrat]

anyone know yet?

 

[HappyScrappy]

I think Wesley Willis is the prophet of the new millenium and he was trying to let us know with his brief, but powerful tune dedicated to... Alanis.
so gay.

 

[dballer]

I think Wesley Willis is the prophet of the new millenium and he was trying to let us know with his brief, but powerful tune dedicated to... Alanis.
so gay.

I did not think anyone on this board was cool enough to know who Wesley Willis even is!!!

HS.. I am impressed.