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calveless wonder
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so.....i went out with my friends tonight. my good friend who used to be my personal training manager years ago.
he had his friend fly in from baltimore so i took them out to SoBe. had a decent time but buncha stuck up bithces around in the pla ewe went.
so at the end of the night i call my homegirl (girl i been mackin on) and she comes and meets us at the *very* end of the night. she drives us to get cuban coffee and some food.
anyways, we're at the cuban coffee place at 5am and this SMOKING hot girl is listening in on our conversation.
my friends are talking about pussies and their textures, which they happen to compare to "medium rare", "well done" etc LOL.
This SMOKING hot girl happens to be listening in, and she goes "your conversation is completely disturbing but i find it hilarious". She was totally intrigued by it. she was perfect...totally gorgeous. and im thinkign to myself, bros...you have a perfect in. wtf
my one friend, who's a good looking jacked mofo, completely fucks it up by going "I bet you're medium rare". LMAO...i didnt even know what do besides laugh. she still kept talking to us, but my friend did everything he could to sabotage it. It was hilarious to say the least. Before she left she goes "stay away from the well done ones"(blaques)..ROFL. i guess you had to be there
Before that he yelled at some girl coming out of an Audi that she was beautiful. turns out she was 18...but she smiled and laughed. he hit on her while her boyfriend was right there but he didn't say anything because my friend is 5'9 and about 215, 9% bf. he realized her bf was right there and apologized after the fact lol
That pretty much ended any momentum we had....anyways, my friends have to drive about an hour and a half and ended up stayin gat my place. i let them stay at my place, but they had no clue i was trying (and obviously would have banged her). she wanted to drop them off at their car and come over to my place, but of course that didnt happen. they were completely oblivious to the fact my homegirl wanted to stay over....
i told them after the fact and they were like "SHIT!! sorry dude. we'll stay at a hotel". i wasn't going to have that, but i was hoping for some better homeboy awareness.
i always pay attention to shit like that with my boys. damn it
oh well, cant risk my bros driving home wasted.
he had his friend fly in from baltimore so i took them out to SoBe. had a decent time but buncha stuck up bithces around in the pla ewe went.
so at the end of the night i call my homegirl (girl i been mackin on) and she comes and meets us at the *very* end of the night. she drives us to get cuban coffee and some food.
anyways, we're at the cuban coffee place at 5am and this SMOKING hot girl is listening in on our conversation.
my friends are talking about pussies and their textures, which they happen to compare to "medium rare", "well done" etc LOL.
This SMOKING hot girl happens to be listening in, and she goes "your conversation is completely disturbing but i find it hilarious". She was totally intrigued by it. she was perfect...totally gorgeous. and im thinkign to myself, bros...you have a perfect in. wtf
my one friend, who's a good looking jacked mofo, completely fucks it up by going "I bet you're medium rare". LMAO...i didnt even know what do besides laugh. she still kept talking to us, but my friend did everything he could to sabotage it. It was hilarious to say the least. Before she left she goes "stay away from the well done ones"(blaques)..ROFL. i guess you had to be there
Before that he yelled at some girl coming out of an Audi that she was beautiful. turns out she was 18...but she smiled and laughed. he hit on her while her boyfriend was right there but he didn't say anything because my friend is 5'9 and about 215, 9% bf. he realized her bf was right there and apologized after the fact lol
That pretty much ended any momentum we had....anyways, my friends have to drive about an hour and a half and ended up stayin gat my place. i let them stay at my place, but they had no clue i was trying (and obviously would have banged her). she wanted to drop them off at their car and come over to my place, but of course that didnt happen. they were completely oblivious to the fact my homegirl wanted to stay over....
i told them after the fact and they were like "SHIT!! sorry dude. we'll stay at a hotel". i wasn't going to have that, but i was hoping for some better homeboy awareness.
i always pay attention to shit like that with my boys. damn it
oh well, cant risk my bros driving home wasted.
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