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LOL @ this exchange between SD and crazy internet chick, she pwns herself

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first, her profile: RyRyPants Sociology, Music, Cooking

Her:
I don't mean to bother you I jut thought you were hot.
SD:
A celibate woman telling a random guy on the internet that hes hot....... tsk tsk.
Her:
LOL Hey... I can change, baby. :p I don't actually like being this way it just beats getting hurt. Its just a new method. Sex didn't work so I thought I'd see who wants me bad enough to stick around and actually be a friend. Ya know?
SD:
I *used* to know. I was the friends-first-nice-guy type while the women go get laid somewhere else. So I was the one getting hurt. Guess it works both ways huh? My philosophy is if I meet someone and I feel like having sex would be good then I go for it, if its not than I dont.
No offense but if guys having sex with you is putting you into a depression you should probably get professional help and work through all that before jumping into the big bad internet :)
Your profile screams "damaged".
Just trying to help I mean that.
Her:
LOL I already got professional help. Its perfectly natural to want a lasting bond and to learn from your mistakes. I'm in a new phase in life where I'd actually like to get to know someone to find out if I'm going to have a problem with them later. I think that's pretty healthy and not a lot of people are taking that approach anymore.

I don't believe that I'm the only person in the world looking for something meaningful and long lasting.

If that's "damaged" to you, we simply have to agree to disagree and I will steer clear because we have entirely different ways of seeing things. Your observations aren't troublesome, in themselves. Its the insulting and demeaning way you address them that would never work for me.

Happy hunting. :)
Her:
Hm... I reread your message...

Understand...a looooot of people are bashing my celibacy statement. LOL All the angry messages are running together and I feel under attack. I think I'll take a break.

Sorry you've been hurt.
SD:
If youve gotten help already and are fine then remove that stuff from your profile. Believe me, decent guys will not get involved with a woman they think is crazy/depressed/bi polar, whatever, unless they are just trolling for a lay, and youve made it clear thats not what you want.
The celibacy stuff is fine I guess but just remember you are eliminating a lot of good guys as well as guys just out for sex. In fact I would go so far as to say the bad guys will chase you for the simple fact that its a challenge to bed you. And the decent guys wont bother because they will think you have psych issues, and they will be right. If anything I would remove the celibacy stuff from the profile and just say you wait a long time to be intimate with someone, and that would be the truth actually unless you just arent going to have sex with a guy no matter how wonderful or how long he waits? Bad move.
Please change your headline, its screams "Im bitter and have a huge chip on my shoulder!", I dont think Ive seen a worse headline ever.
You look depressed in your pic, change that too if you want better responses. If you want ideas go check out a bunch of hot womens profiles on here, they are all happy in their pics, and only talk about positive stuff in their profiles which makes guys feel good about getting involved with them.
You gotta be more positive with this stuff and try to have fun.
Weve all been hurt at some point but it does no one any good to keep dragging it around with you and displaying it for all to see on your profile.
Once again, not trying to be a jerk, Ive been doing this a LONG time and know what makes for a nice profile.
Her:
Oh... you've been doing this a "LONG" time, I see. LOL

If you'll notice I said I was looking to "hang out" not "date" or "screw" or any of that. Just wanna meet some new friends and be accepted as I am.

I like a lot of what you have to say but haven't we all gone through phases of depression at some point in our lives over something? How can someone point the finger at a totally NORMAL experience and slap a lable like "bi polar" on it? Bi polar is a SERIOUS condition. People who have it range from highly agressive to delusional. I don't want an idiot who can't tell the difference between mild depression (that happens to everyone at some point) and "crazy." I'll be subjected to all kinds of verbal abuse if I did get involved with them. I could have a bad day and cry in front of them and then they'll say I need to go commit myself. Who wants that? I'm fishing for intellect and understanding, here. I stand my ground.

I don't want to attract flies with honey.. I don't like maggots. I'm looking for what I'm looking for. I'm not so alone that I have to lie about myself to get company. That's just dumb.

As for guy wanting a piece... good luck. I've been fighting them off for two years and they give up sooner or later. I'm no bimbo. I see what they're about.

I think I'll write a really brutally honest add just for you. LOL You'll be completely beside yourself. But then.. I'll look like a total ass.

What would you say if you weren't trying to be appealing? Your add (not that I read it, I like the picture LOL) must be 100% bs if this is how you operate. So... without reading it... lets be real. What are you like? You seem cool so far but tell me something socially unacceptable. :)
SD:
You can take things personally or you can learn and adapt. Theres a reason youve been fighting off the idiot guys and also getting endless hate mail. The image you are projecting on here is not girlfriend material and Im sorry if that upsets you.

Feel free to tell me how to improve my profile, unlike you Im open to constructive criticism. Everyone has faults, everyone knows everyone has faults. The difference is you just dont put certain things in a profile and expect everyone to be ok with it. I didnt make the game but I operate within the rules.

Youre the one who wrote me because you think Im hot, instead of blowing you off or giving you the curt but expedient response of "sorry not my type" I thought I would take the time to give you a some valuable insight from a guys perspective. Because I know no one else is taking the time to do that.
Her:
Oh, no. I'm a lot more interested in your input than you think. Here... this is my corrected profile so that I can attract more men.

Sane and Sexual

I'm a stable 25 year old who has been financially independent for over five years without the assistance of boyfriends or parents. I love money. I make a lot. I like shopping and traveling and having the freedom to do so... (and we're going downhill a bit... this will turn them off) I don't like being told what to do or what to spend my money on. This is why I hate the idea of marriage.

I like wine. Love it! Drunk and horny! That's me! Just a little reisling and ALL ABOARD! WOOOO!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!

I also like camping- did I mention that I am very open to casual sex? Fishing is great. Floating around in a boat while reading a good book is also fun.

I need friends who have the personality of a Jack Russle Terrier; Hyper and playful with an alter couch potato personality. Horny people are a plus. Horny people are sane people in my book.

COME **** ME NOW!!!

I'm great girlfriend material and I love to ****. Sex doesn't need to be special and I'm not waiting on Mr Right. I just need Mr. Right Now. This keeps the schizophrenia and purple munchkins at bey. :)

Now, back to my money... Its mine. I still expect you to pay for dates. Money makes me horny and the more you have, the hotter I get. So, you better make a lot if you expect to keep me.

Drop me a line... I'll upload my new and improved picture later. I'm taking the current one and putting it in the paint program to draw a big black smiley and some cleveage.

Hey... hurry up. Horny, sane girls don't wait around. :)
SD:
It seems you still need psychological help if you are flying off the handle when Im trying to give you good advice from a guys perspective. Sorry to have wasted your time and good luck.
Her:
Oh. You can't take a joke. I'm sorry. I'll leave you alone now. Good luck to you, too. <----nice back peddle, dumbass
SD:
Theres no way thats a joke, youre dripping with sarcasm and bitterness here. Youre just about psycho enough to make a move on, you know what they say about crazy chicks in bed LOL I dont know send me some pics and lets see what youre working with and maybe this hot guy would give you a shot ;)
 
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fug i'm not reading all that tripe.
are you still engaged to the blaque chic, and where are the pics
 
got down to "Once again, not trying to be a jerk, Ive been doing this a LONG time and know what makes for a nice profile" and got bored

she sounds like a freak and she is fuck ugly in her pic...

and if she was just on there to find someone to "hang out with" and wasnt interested in sex in any way shape or form why did she start the convo with 'your hot' lol
 
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
i actually read all that bro.
TOTW material. hilarious.

by the way that chick is completely insane.
 
Girl has some issues. I think that was nice of you to try and help her out. Although you are sharing it here with people for a good lol, you did seem sincere in helping her.
 
That's wife material!

Ask her to marry you, then she can break her celebacy and consumate the relationship.
 
fug i'm not reading all that tripe.
are you still engaged to the blaque chic, and where are the pics

For real, dog. What paragraph does the car chase start in?
 
you talk to chicks on the internet??

damn i think that's more there than i've said to chicks on the net all my life. Your first reply should be "blow me" and then the next reply your address. Anything other than that and ur geigh!!

c
 
Holy Psycho Alert, she actually changed her personal ad to diss me directly in it!!!!
this is a new level of psychodom Ive not yet seen.
 
scratches bakeme off the list


dude, I read about 6 lines of that shit


does it get interesting at any point?

if so, what line
 
damn how do you people meet some of these crazy ass people??? and then date them? I dont think i would have even responded to a message from her
 
She's a healer?
Physician, heal thyself...
She's a frooty loops overly sensitive "victim" who blames other people for her own unhappiness.
She clearly can't even handle a conversation.
Doesn't want maggots?? What planet is she on??
 
Turns out she used to be a stripper in Buffalo NY
lolololololl holy shit the plot thickens
 
Holy shit she was so pissed off she gave me her number and I didnt even ask for it. LOL this is complete psychosis:

Her:Why don't you just fucking call me and we'll see if you can even hold your own in a conversation, faggot.

512-XXX-XXXX

I am also having a LOT of fun. Because I have a LOT of hate and I just never let it out because, unlike YOU... I give a **** about people. But I don't care about you at all. You're a nasty, useless, loveless, empty, pathetic, piece of shit.

Me:
Yea you dont care about me sooo much that you are letting me take up all this room and energy in your mind while you hate me LOL and you offer up your number on top of that and for what. You wanna see if I can hold a conversation with a compete psychotic? You wouldnt be able to remain sane for more than 5 seconds. That would be a quality conversation really worth holding hahah this is too funny.
I can go as long as you can but frankly Im amazed another human being could become this affected with a few emails.
 
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Jesus Christ will it ever stop LOLOLOLO this is incredible:
Me:
Hey sorry about everything on here, later<----not really but just trying to get her off my back at this point

Her:
Oh, what's that you say? You're having fun? Really? I'd like to have some fun for once. You get off on picking on women. I get that. I kind of thought so. God, I just love always being right.

Here's what I think. You are a grade A loser with a very small brain. Your outlook on the world and the people around you is shallow and you've somehow convinced yourself that this is the favorite pass-time of "smart people." In fact, acting out online (as you put it) is a sign of some deep seeded issues. I bet you have a lot of those. Lets start with your kind of okay looks. Now, I'm sure you grew up in a small town where (at least in your younger days) you were considered "doable" but the truth is... here you are, pushing 40 and no one wants you. You've been at this a long time, remember? Now we can all see why.

Hey... Being so sophistocated, I'm sure the arts are of great interest to you. Never mind the illumination that is required to really understand artl... I'm sure you talk a good game, though.

YOu ask for a war. Well, I bring you a concert because I am a musician and angels fight with harps. I wrote this piece about a heroin addict. Her pain was so emense that the only peace she could find was with a needle. It started with her father who was intensely abusive (I'll elaborate so you can masturbate to this graphic story... Do you like making children cry as well or just women?) He would drink and force her to put her hand down in front of him while he pounded a hammer down next to it saying that she would keep it there if she trusted him. Now, as you know (being a man) a typical game men like to play is making you think that if you don't trust them you don't love them. Never mind if they love you enough to earn your trust... Are you big and hard yet? Well, I took her in because she had nowhere to go and I wanted to help her get clean. She would do really well and then her boyfriend would come over and slam her agains the wall and scream at her (don't cum, yet)... I finally called the cops after he strangled her and I wrote this song. I think a lot of your ex or current girlfriends mind find comfort in the lyrics...

I call it "Mrs. Smith" (for another woman with an equally gratifying story behind her life)

Here we go again, my friend
you're breaking up, you're checking in
I wish he wouldn't come around
Caue all he does is drag you down
and I... really hate that man
Now I could tell you what you are
and put some piece inside your heart
Till the day you know you're beautiful
and not because he says you are
and I'd... help you understand

But I... can't... say... I...
Love you like he does
So when he knocks you down
I'll pick you up

You're smiling and you're feeling good
here he comes, I knew he would
he's sorry and he wants you back
your progress quickly goes off track
and you... try to make it real
You think that he is what you need
I say that he's a poisoned seed
cause when it all goes up in smoke
you plead with him
your heart is broke
and he... won't care how you feel

But I... can't... say... I...
Love you like he does
So when he knocks you down
I'll pick you up

You're pretty and you're something else
He only thinks about himself
you deserve a man in love with you
and all the crazy sh*tyou do
but this... isn't what you want
You're smarter than he'll ever be
You're better than the likes of me
with eyes that sound just like the see
a princess waiting to be free
your knight... sitting on his butt

But I... can't... say... I...
Love you like he does
So when he knocks you down
I'll pick you up


See, dumb ass... you don't have what it takes to be any kind of a real man. Every woman you meet eventually figures this out and she leaves. You aren't exactly "boyfriend" material. Now, now, don't take it too hard. Its that you have to pretend to be something you're not to attract women who are better than you. You trick them into ****ing you and then your true colors surface. If they've already been there and recovered, they walk away quickly. You probably prey on the innocent types. The types that are so full of cheer and sunshine that your pants get a little slimey when you fantasize about stripping them of their joy and self estemes. But when it comes to a girl like me... hell, I'm already there... maybe you can rub it in a little. Sure feels good, doen't it? A psychological Sade. (Have you heard of Marquis De Sade or will you need to wiki that so you can act like you know what I'm talking about?)

Maxwell's equation on electromagnetic radiation? No?

Okay how about apoptosis? No, but hey! I bet your current and ex **** buddy victims know all about self sacrifice. And they have something you never will. Compassion.

Do I hate men? No. I have two brothers. What I hate are pigs. And you, Mr Oinker... are one of them.

You have no class, no masculinity, and no consideration. Your self image is so low that you have to insult other people to intertain yourself.

I just can't wait to see the wherehouse of information you know nothing about as we correspond. And, before you pick on my spelling... I know you use the spell check option and it does NOT help you with your punctuation.

Might I ask you... How does a stupid stripper get a 3.8 JPA and a full scholership? Don't know? I don't either. Go ****ing figure.

I could sing of your patheticness forever but what I'd really like to know is what got you this way? Did you cum too fast with your first girlfriend, thinking only of yourself, and she left you for someone who is actually sexy and not just mildly kind of okay? I bet he ****ed her 5000000000000 times better than you could ever dream of.

Maybe your mommy was a weak pathetic **** that put up with your ass hole father and you've gotten the idea that women like that kind of behavior.

Please. Enlighten me. Why doesn't anyone want you?
 
Get her on a rant about how complex she is and then say something like: "Yeah, but you're still a little pudgy. I bet your thighs rub at the top."

You could make her head explode.

Clearly one of the best EF threads ever. Well done SD.
 
"Mr. Oinker"...
LMAO
 
Her profile, she keeps changing it up:

"RyRyPants : Fugly girl looking for friends

I am Seeking aManForHang Out


Interests Sociology Music Cooking

About MeOkay... I'll make this short. No one hits on me... EVER. I am not attractive and I know it. I'm what you call a "practice girl."

In any case. I'd like to hang out with someone. No looking for a date or a husband... Just want to see what different guys are like.
First DateOur first date? You want me to do what? Show you my ankels? *gasp!* You, PERVERT! Just kidding... there won't be one. I just want to have coffee. Is that too much to ask?"
 
Her profile, she keeps changing it up:

"RyRyPants : Fugly girl looking for friends

I am Seeking aManForHang Out


Interests Sociology Music Cooking

About MeOkay... I'll make this short. No one hits on me... EVER. I am not attractive and I know it. I'm what you call a "practice girl."

In any case. I'd like to hang out with someone. No looking for a date or a husband... Just want to see what different guys are like.
First DateOur first date? You want me to do what? Show you my ankels? *gasp!* You, PERVERT! Just kidding... there won't be one. I just want to have coffee. Is that too much to ask?"


And she says she is/was a stripper?
 
And she says she is/was a stripper?

In Buffalo NY!!!
lolz

does anyone know how i can text her without her seeing my number on her phone? I have an iphone/ATT, Im sure theres gotta be a code or something for that

This chick has a ton of potential lol
 
Did she mean to type *Wherehouse* instead of warehouse, because that was kind of clever in a Woolfian way. I'm going to ask her when she arrives.
 
Texts messages LOLOL it never ends:

SD:Hello ryrypants

Her:Hi. Who is this?

SD:The "asshole", but im not going to be one here.

Her:And why is that?

SD:Because i feel like harmless internet banter has set you off the deep end

Her:Hardly but it is time for the narcissist to become consious because there really are broken people out there. I am a catylist for personal growth.You on the other hand are a danger.

SD:Others on that site would disagree

Her:Well thats because things remained in your superficial comfort zone with them.

SD:No, ive gotten into it with people before like anyone else, but youve let all this affect you like ive never seen before is all. Im not about that just so you know.

Her:Its meant to appear that way. But what am i trying to do?

SD:You just seem to be letting this get to you way more than it should, youve changed your profile to lash out, and gave someone your number out of anger. If i was really an asshole i could have your phone called all day. Think about that next time please

Her:Of course. Its what i do with your kind. Sometimes it works. Often not. It all depends on whats left of your soul really. Or your mind.
Oh well then id just file a police report. lol
(at this point she calls me, I am actually starting off sorta nice and reminding her as unstable as she is its not a good idea to give her number to random guys she wants to fight with, if she starts deciding to take the pissy game further and go meet them them then very bad things could happen. She remains petulant and incorrigible, I hang up at which point she somehow claims victory below)

Texts continue
Her:I knew youd lose. Lmao

SD:"personal growth" begins with yourself. Take your own advice.

Her:Coming from you? Your intellect is so inferior and you lack any resymbolence of class. You clearly have an empty life. youre the last person id liste
N to. And you cant even talk wout hanging up and running for cover. Lol

SD:Smarts is way more than spouting stuff from psych books, you should know that since youre so enlightened.
For someone supposed to be a healer you are negative as hell lol

Her:Mirror my freind. Part of healing is recognising yourself and how you affect your environment. When you are ready to become a real man i am here.
Oh and you can start by dialing my number and speaking like a gentleman.<---says the stripper lol 2ez

SD:That doesnt make any sense, you drive people away.

Her:And yet i just cant get rid of you.<---maybe because Im making awesome material for EF haha

SD:You are doing the same thing, we are both here
If you really wanted to get rid of me you could have easily online by blocking.

Her:I merely respond.

SD:Surely you arent giving every jerk the time of day that crosses your path

Her:Which answer would make you feel better about yourself?

SD:At this point its mere curiosity so neither

Her:Good. Ill let you wonder then

SD:Ok later

Her:Its not really in my nature, sacred geometry being what it is. <----time has passed and she cant take it that I blew her off, had to text some more senseless shit

SD:Whats not in your nature, constantly responding to guys you hate?

Her:I never cut anyone off unless they pose a threat. If the wish to step in my circle they are otherwise welcome.

SD:You are correct this time

Her:According to you. I follow a more substantial model though.

SD:What would that be

Her:I could teach you but you probably wouldnt get far.

SD:Like i said its mere curiosity at this point. Whatever method youre using has not helped your self esteem or bitterness in the least.

Her:Ah my shallow and sexually confused boy... will you ever have the capacity to look below the surface? So gulible.<---Yea weve been seeing that surface havent we

SD:That surface you are putting out to people is not habitable, no amount of mystical musings will change that.

Her:If you say so little plebe.
You really hate looking at yourself. Lol<---more time has passed and she cant resist lol

SD:Im sorry were you still talking

Her:Is that a rhetorical question? why cant you talk? The life partner came home?

SD:Other people are in the house and dont want to subject them to our conversation. I didnt know petulance was part of your personal growth

Her:Ooo! A vocabulary word.

SD:Kind of like sacred geometry, oooh so smart sounding lol

Her:Youre really jealous of my superiority. I know smart women are scarey for you.

SD:Actually smart women do not deal with men they purport to despise. Nor do they try so hard to show they are smart like a little schoolgirl that cant keep her hand down in class. "You doth protest too much".
Well i would love to keep hearing you go on about mirrors and mystics but i live in the adult world and gotta get some work done. Ciao

Her:You assume im showing off because thats what you do. You couldnt handle me showing off. have a nice day.
Funny. Youre an adult and im a child? You should really be ashamed. you tell children theyre ugly? Yeah... Simply a beautiful grown man.

SD:I see cracks in your mirror please try again.

Her:You mean youre so ugly you brokd it?!! out flew the web and floated wide. The mirror cracked frm side to side. The curse has come upon me cried..lol<---uhhhh. yea.

SD:Lol this is entirely too much fun, everyone should have a crazy chick at their disposal

Her:I know. I figure every woman has a stupid ass hole... Why not play?
 
Im afraid I will open up a rift in the space/time continuum if I send her this thread LOL
 
I am going to nominate you for a Nobel Prize for this thread. And a real one too, not one of those sham "Peace" prizes.
 
your ending statement was oscar worthy.
this would actually be a great screenplay. we could make a ton if we wrote it.
"juicer on the internet meets crazy girl and enters a world of mayhem"
this could beat epics like fatal attraction, and misery.
 
your ending statement was oscar worthy.
this would actually be a great screenplay. we could make a ton if we wrote it.
"juicer on the internet meets crazy girl and enters a world of mayhem"
this could beat epics like fatal attraction, and misery.

We need a working title

I say "Crouching Psycho, Hidden Moron"

75th could design the promo posters LOLOLO
 
heh,


I liked "jpa" instead of gpa....awesome


sociology?? I think not
 
You texted more in that conversation than I have in the last 10 years of owning a cell phone.

I can tell by the tone of her conversation that she looks very close to this, only i picture her wearing thick glasses. If this thread wasn't so epic I'd tell you to stop wasting your time.

ugly.jpg
 
dave bro, i'm serious about the film.
another one about a crazy psycho girl is much needed in hollywood.
 
Her:Of course. Its what i do with your kind. Sometimes it works. Often not. It all depends on whats left of your soul really. Or your mind.

OMG please please please continue this thread
lololololololololololol
 
More texts will be coming, i might go "BloodNinja" on her
lolz
i have a feeling she will respond to anything without fail
 
if she ends up killing herself i know nothing.:cool:
 
Ok I extended an olive branch and we are playing nice. This doesnt make for good EF entertainment, I know, but could lead to in person stuff that does lead to good EF entertainment.
to be continued.....
 
Ok I extended an olive branch and we are playing nice. This doesnt make for good EF entertainment, I know, but could lead to in person stuff that does lead to good EF entertainment.
to be continued.....

you're kidding right?
 
Ok I extended an olive branch and we are playing nice. This doesnt make for good EF entertainment, I know, but could lead to in person stuff that does lead to good EF entertainment.
to be continued.....
We should start a pool about when she decides to fuck you or kill you or both.
 
We should start a pool about when she decides to fuck you or kill you or both.

weve been texting like two normal people now so i wont bore you with the posts about it. But I got this little gem from her, I asked her to get a bite to eat with me and she said "I dont eat in front of other people, Im a little wierd like that"
I cant make this stuff up bors, I just cant.
 
weve been texting like two normal people now so i wont bore you with the posts about it. But I got this little gem from her, I asked her to get a bite to eat with me and she said "I dont eat in front of other people, Im a little wierd like that"
I cant make this stuff up bors, I just cant.

my wife gets pissed when she's eating her cereal in the morning and i'm sitting there drinking a cup of coffee and glancing at ("watching") her LOL :whatever:

now i play my guitar while i'm drinking my coffee. . .fuck it :lmao:
 
Heres her updated profile, shes still crazy apparently:

"Here is a youtube that I like.
YouTube - What am I? What am I?

I'm into symbology, love The Freeman Perspective and I write music and lyrics. My two favorite books are Don Quixote and "The Secret Teachings of all Ages" by Manly Palmer Hall. I've been a student of Sociology for a while now and am soon to transfer to Texas State for my four year program. <---I graduated with BBA and Masters from there, wonder if i should drop that little bomb on her since she thinks im an idiot lolI do occassional volunteer work and, for money, I work as a massage therapist. I have two little foo foo dogs but they are the most bad ass little foo foo dogs you'll ever meet. Not that they care what YOU think. Gil and Fancy don't care what NOOOOOBODY thinks! And, furthermore, they'll bust your knee caps. They've endured two New York winters so this ain't their first rodeo. You can see them in that picture of me looking just lovely with no make up and a towel... Yes, that's me at my worst. I hide nothing. It saves time to be honest.

Buzz words that may perk your ears:
Merkaba
Rosicrucian
Cho Ku Rei
Beth Hart
Kayak
Fishing
Quantum
EBEs/Extraterrestrials/Aliens

Favorite movies:
Addaptation
Fight Club
Idiocracy
Knowing
Mulan
Office Space
Original Sin
Pi
The Postman
There Will be Blood
The Signal
True Romance
V for Vendetta

First DateHonestly? I'm sure this will scare a lot of you but on the PERFECT first date for me... We would hit it off and you would see right through me and I would trust you and we would run off somewhere crazy and get married the next day and never regret it.<----yea, still nutz
 
you're way to interesting and fucked up to ever make it in the accounting profession. . .wtf made you decide to major in accounting and then get a gawddamn masters degree in it to boot?? :lmao:
 
you're way to interesting and fucked up to ever make it in the accounting profession. . .wtf made you decide to major in accounting and then get a gawddamn masters degree in it to boot?? :lmao:

Yea thats what my parents friend said who in accounting also LOL It was a decision process borne out of attritions and defaults, I did not wake up one day years ago and say gee i think i will get a bba and masters in accounting. No regrets though rob, its a solid education and is very versatile as far as getting good jobs are concerned.
 
dave, buy one of those hidden cameras and put it in your shirt so we can see the whole meatup with you and this chick. if you did that this would be the best thread in the history of EF
 
dave, buy one of those hidden cameras and put it in your shirt so we can see the whole meatup with you and this chick. if you did that this would be the best thread in the history of EF

link to camera so i can buy
 
dude im saying if you tape your encounter with her, wrote a screenplay, then made an actual movie about meeting a crazy chick online to amuse your fitness forum website, while falling in love with her without expecting it (second part is false) you could get some serious cash.
 
dude im saying if you tape your encounter with her, wrote a screenplay, then made an actual movie about meeting a crazy chick online to amuse your fitness forum website, while falling in love with her without expecting it (second part is false) you could get some serious cash.

hahahah you need to be a hollywood agent bor
 
Yea thats what my parents friend said who in accounting also LOL It was a decision process borne out of attritions and defaults, I did not wake up one day years ago and say gee i think i will get a bba and masters in accounting. No regrets though rob, its a solid education and is very versatile as far as getting good jobs are concerned.

oh, i know, i'm just fucking with you for your fucked-up'ed-ness LOL. . .i hardly fit the stereotypical accountant mold. . .my shoulders are way to wide, my waist is way to small and i'm just dead-ass-sexy :lmao:
 
dude im saying if you tape your encounter with her, wrote a screenplay, then made an actual movie about meeting a crazy chick online to amuse your fitness forum website, while falling in love with her without expecting it (second part is false) you could get some serious cash.

It's a chick flick. Here's the storyline:

He's a relationship-phobic guy's guy who takes advantage of women and posts his exploits on a guy-dominated fitness board.

She's a man-crazy chick who's all about hooking a guy but doesn't want to look manipulative or desperate. She too documents her exploits -- but on a chick-dominated relationships/advice board.

They manipulate each other and continue to document their progress. Both have radically different views of the relationship's progress and both think they have the upper hand.

Eventually they both catch each other (obviously) and we enter the guy-loses-girl phase.

They both try to revert back to their previous lives and realize that although they were both deceiving each other, they both have become far too attached.

They get back together, despite the urging from their respective boards to move on.

They both do posts on their respective boards showing how they've changed and achieved personal growth.

Let's call the movie: "Board of Deception".
 
It's a chick flick. Here's the storyline:

He's a relationship-phobic guy's guy who takes advantage of women and posts his exploits on a guy-dominated fitness board.

She's a man-crazy chick who's all about hooking a guy but doesn't want to look manipulative or desperate. She too documents her exploits -- but on a chick-dominated relationships/advice board.

They manipulate each other and continue to document their progress. Both have radically different views of the relationship's progress and both think they have the upper hand.

Eventually they both catch each other (obviously) and we enter the guy-loses-girl phase.

They both try to revert back to their previous lives and realize that although they were both deceiving each other, they both have become far too attached.

They get back together, despite the urging from their respective boards to move on.

They both do posts on their respective boards showing how they've changed and achieved personal growth.

Let's call the movie: "Board of Deception".

pure genius. Starring Mathew McCouneghey and Courtney Love
 
lol.

or she has sex with dave at first encounter,
and makes sure dave gives his a child,
which he has to pay tons of child support to.
 
lol.

or she has sex with dave at first encounter,
and makes sure dave gives his a child,
which he has to pay tons of child support to.

i would fit in better on ef if this happened lolzzzzzzz
 
It's a chick flick. Here's the storyline:

He's a relationship-phobic guy's guy who takes advantage of women and posts his exploits on a guy-dominated fitness board.

She's a man-crazy chick who's all about hooking a guy but doesn't want to look manipulative or desperate. She too documents her exploits -- but on a chick-dominated relationships/advice board.

They manipulate each other and continue to document their progress. Both have radically different views of the relationship's progress and both think they have the upper hand.

Eventually they both catch each other (obviously) and we enter the guy-loses-girl phase.

They both try to revert back to their previous lives and realize that although they were both deceiving each other, they both have become far too attached.

They get back together, despite the urging from their respective boards to move on.

They both do posts on their respective boards showing how they've changed and achieved personal growth.

Let's call the movie: "Board of Deception".

already been done, only with magazines and not internet forums: How to Lose a guy in 10 Days with Matt McConagay
 
already been done, only with magazines and not internet forums: How to Lose a guy in 10 Days with Matt McConagay

I thought about that.

Our twist will be that while Kate had Matt on the defensive most of the time (i.e. the love fern), each character will think they have the upper hand throughout the relationship's progress. Each one will think the other one is buying-into the facade the other one presents. It can be a perspectives thing, where the same situation is being viewed by two people in completely different ways. We may even double-shoot each scene so both angles are presented.
 
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