lmao @ the irony of the possible breakup of me and my girlfriend just now

[KillahBee]

wow, you're right, it's a cursed phone. hey I don't feel too great right now I have another number

got it, erase that # from EF, dummy

 

[bran987]

1. wtf at another phone incident?????

2. what kind of girl breaks up with you w/o a word spoken because she hears you throwing up?

3. you deserve it.

jackass is pretty much on the ball here

 

[bran987]

got it, erase that # from EF, dummy

done

 

[Sub-Zero]

the other day I got drunk drunk and said to myself "you know what? I'm 27, and I had a drink, wasn't having fun, had another, still wasn't, I think other things are fun to me now, I haven't drank in awhile and I want to make a change."

so my brother and I get together for the first time in eons and we both drink a ton of sake and I get so wasted I throw up. I feel like shit. my treo calls my g/f and hears me throwing up and we break up we didn't even speak to each other, it was totally through my brothers pleas for forgiveness. 8 months completely down the toilet of life. hahahhahhhhhhhhhhh

I love life. it's so perfect.

get a new fucking phone, thats two relationships that piece of shit has ruined

 

[bran987]

get a new fucking phone, thats two relationships that piece of shit has ruined

done

 

[swole]

dude this is worse than flirting

i put in some serious work tonight

kb didn't even pick up my phone call

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

How many times have I told you to call me so I can hook you up with really hot women?

 

[bran987]

How many times have I told you to call me so I can hook you up with really hot women?

gimme your # grumps I guess hah

 

[KillahBee]

swole, srry dog, wasn't near the phone. you still up?

 

[swole]

swole, srry dog, wasn't near the phone. you still up?

we'll talk tomorrow dawg. tomorrow.

btw the juice has me sweating harder than heatherrae in a killahbee thread. it's not easy having to wipe my fucking face in the middle of throwing game