Let's play a game

[Grumpy Old Man]

1. I lived with a playboy playmate and jet bunny for a 2 years.

2. I lived with a featured dancer from a show in Las Vegas.

3. I lived with a go go dancer.

4 I married Miss Teen age America and had 2 kids with her.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Dang. I'm so NOT mysterious. LOL

Nah, not that at all. Unlike most men, I was paying attention to more than just your sweet ass and pretty face.

 

[puddlemonkey]

1. I lived with a playboy playmate and jet bunny for a 2 years.

2. I lived with a featured dancer from a show in Las Vegas.

3. I lived with a go go dancer.

4 I married Miss Teen age America and had 2 kids with her.

4. Now green me

 

[digimon7068]

Nah, not that at all. Unlike most men, I was paying attention to more than just your sweet ass and pretty face.

huh. . .i don't think i've ever seen a picture of her sweet ass

 

[Bikini Mod]

4. Now green me

WRONG.

My Old Grump's first wife was most certainly a lovely mormon girl who was a Miss Teenage America. He was married to her for 8 years and had two great little girls with - who we have 5 grandchildren by. His oldest has 4 kids and his younger daughter just had her first baby in May of this year.

 

[Sub-Zero]

1) i got expelled from kindergarten for beating up a couple of kids and trying to hit the teacher with a plastic pipe and then bunched her in the titty

2) in preschool i touched a couple girls's vaginas under the playscape, and we actually called it "doctor"

3) im a virgin

4) i punched someone in the side of the chest and he passed out unconcious cause his heart stopped briefly

 

[Raptorex]

God, what can I say here.

1. I was a sunday school teacher at the age of 14.
2. I was a gogo dancer at the age of 34.
3. I have been homeless three times in my life.
4. I no longer have a scar from an appendectomy.

Goodness I could post up so much more stuff. Where does the list end?

2: you were 35 you fibber

 

[puddlemonkey]

WRONG.

My Old Grump's first wife was most certainly a lovely mormon girl who was a Miss Teenage America. He was married to her for 8 years and had two great little girls with - who we have 5 grandchildren by. His oldest has 4 kids and his younger daughter just had her first baby in May of this year.

Shouldn't it say "former", cause it makes it sound like he married her while she was still Miss Teen America.

 

[Bikini Mod]

interesting. . .my wife only weighs about a buck-five and the twins definitely had an effect on her abdomen. . .including c-scar. . .so you're saying she can get rid of that as well?? we're done having kids at this point and she's been talking about having some work done. . .i said "go ahead. . .whatever floats your boat". what the hell good is it for me to work 7 days a week if the wife can't have some of the things she wants??

She will still have a scar but it will be barely noticable with time (if you have a good doc) and will be completely hidden under most bikini bottoms. Hell, you know I danced for two years and no one EVER noticed my scar. LOL I only had ONE jack-ass make a comment about some of the remaining stretchmarks on my abdomen. Mind you, they were over a six-pack abdomen that rivaled that of most men. So I promptly told him that NO ONE told him to come in and that he should go home to stare at his cottage-cheesed assed wife, the one that hadn't given him any play to begin with, hence his stint in a gogo bar to drewl over anonymous hotties.

PM me and I will be more than happy to give you the details.

I was EXTREMELY PLEASED with the results of the abdominoplasty and didn't regret it for a second. It was money very well-spent.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Shouldn't it say "former", cause it makes it sound like he married her while she was still Miss Teen America.

No, she WAS a Miss Teenage America.

Just as I WAS a Sunday School teacher.

Truth - you are just pissy cause you guessed wrong. LOL