Let's play a game

[heatherrae]

Here are some factoids from me...which one is a lie:

1. I lost my virginity to a lifeguard at the beach.

2. Morris Day once sang to me on the telephone.

3. I once had to pee on my own leg b/c of a jellyfish sting.

4. I have a tatoo of a lilly on my shoulderblade.

 

[heatherrae]

Read my answer to Digimon.

Oh...that makes sense then. I had to go to a homeless shelter once with my mom and little brother and sister. We were too afraid to go home to my stepdad. You have to sleep on your shoes or people will steal them. NOT FUN.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I thought I remember you mentioning it was only 2 times

Yes, he did ok though to make up for it.

 

[puddlemonkey]

You need to water your lawn.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Here are some factoids from me...which one is a lie:

1. I lost my virginity to a lifeguard at the beach.

2. Morris Day once sang to me on the telephone.

3. I once had to pee on my own leg b/c of a jellyfish sting.

4. I have a tatoo of a lilly on my shoulderblade.

I am thinking 4. I remember seeing your pics and dont remember the tatt.

 

[heatherrae]

I am thinking 4. I remember seeing your pics and dont remember the tatt.

Dang. I'm so NOT mysterious. LOL

 

[Bikini Mod]

You need to water your lawn.

LOL It has been raining like CRAZY it has to do with sprinkling some shtuff on it.... The gardners had just left that day and cut the lawn waaaaaaay too short.

Our neighbors have *REAL* Texan lawns. Makes ours look even worse I am afraid.

Hell we have hardly any furniture because I just can't commit and am too sad to even consider it without my children.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Here are some factoids from me...which one is a lie:

1. I lost my virginity to a lifeguard at the beach.

2. Morris Day once sang to me on the telephone.

3. I once had to pee on my own leg b/c of a jellyfish sting.

4. I have a tatoo of a lilly on my shoulderblade.

Did you know I was a lifeguard at a beach?

 

[digimon7068]

I had my appendix removed (along with an ovarian cyst) at the age of 15. I had 12 " of loose skin removed from my abdomen and had my abdomen permanently sutured during an abdominoplasty at the age of 30. So the appendectomy scar and most of the stretchmarks from my four pregnancies were removed along with the skin.

I did NOT, however, have any lipo which is a common part of this procedure. I was barely 104# soaking wet when I had it done meaning very little bodyfat if any.

interesting. . .my wife only weighs about a buck-five and the twins definitely had an effect on her abdomen. . .including c-scar. . .so you're saying she can get rid of that as well?? we're done having kids at this point and she's been talking about having some work done. . .i said "go ahead. . .whatever floats your boat". what the hell good is it for me to work 7 days a week if the wife can't have some of the things she wants??

 

[digimon7068]

Dang. I'm so NOT mysterious. LOL

pffft. . .i got no game at all

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

1. I lived with a playboy playmate and jet bunny for a 2 years.

2. I lived with a featured dancer from a show in Las Vegas.

3. I lived with a go go dancer.

4 I married Miss Teen age America and had 2 kids with her.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Dang. I'm so NOT mysterious. LOL

Nah, not that at all. Unlike most men, I was paying attention to more than just your sweet ass and pretty face.

 

[puddlemonkey]

1. I lived with a playboy playmate and jet bunny for a 2 years.

2. I lived with a featured dancer from a show in Las Vegas.

3. I lived with a go go dancer.

4 I married Miss Teen age America and had 2 kids with her.

4. Now green me

 

[digimon7068]

Nah, not that at all. Unlike most men, I was paying attention to more than just your sweet ass and pretty face.

huh. . .i don't think i've ever seen a picture of her sweet ass

 

[Bikini Mod]

4. Now green me

WRONG.

My Old Grump's first wife was most certainly a lovely mormon girl who was a Miss Teenage America. He was married to her for 8 years and had two great little girls with - who we have 5 grandchildren by. His oldest has 4 kids and his younger daughter just had her first baby in May of this year.

 

[Sub-Zero]

1) i got expelled from kindergarten for beating up a couple of kids and trying to hit the teacher with a plastic pipe and then bunched her in the titty

2) in preschool i touched a couple girls's vaginas under the playscape, and we actually called it "doctor"

3) im a virgin

4) i punched someone in the side of the chest and he passed out unconcious cause his heart stopped briefly

 

[Raptorex]

God, what can I say here.

1. I was a sunday school teacher at the age of 14.
2. I was a gogo dancer at the age of 34.
3. I have been homeless three times in my life.
4. I no longer have a scar from an appendectomy.

Goodness I could post up so much more stuff. Where does the list end?

2: you were 35 you fibber

 

[puddlemonkey]

WRONG.

My Old Grump's first wife was most certainly a lovely mormon girl who was a Miss Teenage America. He was married to her for 8 years and had two great little girls with - who we have 5 grandchildren by. His oldest has 4 kids and his younger daughter just had her first baby in May of this year.

Shouldn't it say "former", cause it makes it sound like he married her while she was still Miss Teen America.

 

[Bikini Mod]

interesting. . .my wife only weighs about a buck-five and the twins definitely had an effect on her abdomen. . .including c-scar. . .so you're saying she can get rid of that as well?? we're done having kids at this point and she's been talking about having some work done. . .i said "go ahead. . .whatever floats your boat". what the hell good is it for me to work 7 days a week if the wife can't have some of the things she wants??

She will still have a scar but it will be barely noticable with time (if you have a good doc) and will be completely hidden under most bikini bottoms. Hell, you know I danced for two years and no one EVER noticed my scar. LOL I only had ONE jack-ass make a comment about some of the remaining stretchmarks on my abdomen. Mind you, they were over a six-pack abdomen that rivaled that of most men. So I promptly told him that NO ONE told him to come in and that he should go home to stare at his cottage-cheesed assed wife, the one that hadn't given him any play to begin with, hence his stint in a gogo bar to drewl over anonymous hotties.

PM me and I will be more than happy to give you the details.

I was EXTREMELY PLEASED with the results of the abdominoplasty and didn't regret it for a second. It was money very well-spent.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Shouldn't it say "former", cause it makes it sound like he married her while she was still Miss Teen America.

No, she WAS a Miss Teenage America.

Just as I WAS a Sunday School teacher.

Truth - you are just pissy cause you guessed wrong. LOL

 

[Bikini Mod]

2: you were 35 you fibber

I was born in 1967. I began dancing in JUL 2001.

 

[heatherrae]

1) i got expelled from kindergarten for beating up a couple of kids and trying to hit the teacher with a plastic pipe and then bunched her in the titty

2) in preschool i touched a couple girls's vaginas under the playscape, and we actually called it "doctor"

3) im a virgin

4) i punched someone in the side of the chest and he passed out unconcious cause his heart stopped briefly

ALL LIES!!!! LOL.

 

[Sub-Zero]

ALL LIES!!!! LOL.

thats not the game, only one is a lie

 

[Raptorex]

I was born in 1967. I began dancing in JUL 2001.

interesting, since puddlemonkey found his balls about this time too.

 

[Bikini Mod]

You know Puddlemonkey after reviewing the instant replay... Hmmmmmm The Old Grump and I are discussing whether or not to green you because of a technicality....

I will let him make the final decision.

 

[puddlemonkey]

interesting, since puddlemonkey found his balls about this time too.

No bro, those weren't mine, I'm still looking.

They in your purse?

 

[puddlemonkey]

You know Puddlemonkey after reviewing the instant replay... Hmmmmmm The Old Grump and I are discussing whether or not to green you because of a technicality....

I will let him make the final decision.

Yes!!!!!!!! Cause if not it makes him look like a pedophile:

"4. I married Miss Teen age America and had 2 kids with her."

 

[Bikini Mod]

Yes!!!!!!!! Cause if not it makes him look like a pedophile:

"4. I married Miss Teen age America and had 2 kids with her."

She may have been a Mormon, but she was still eighteen and the Old Grump wasn't that much older.

He can't even remember how old he was when they got married. He is pretty sure he was 21 years old or so. She was 18. Matter of fact she had JUST turned 18. For the record, her parents hated him because "he was a biker."

 

[puddlemonkey]

He can't even remember how old he was when they got married. He is pretty sure he was 21 years old or so. She was 18. Matter of fact she had JUST turned 18. For the record, her parents hated him because "he was a biker."

They had bikers B.C.?

 

[Bikini Mod]

They had bikers B.C.?

LOL It is so funny to hear him tell stories....

 

[Scotsman]

I am thinkin number 3.

Nope that one is extremely true.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Bikini Mod]

Nope that one is extremely true.

Cheers,
Scotsman

So it was number 4?

WTF kinda roughneck are you? Pppsssssssssssshhhhhh I have had TWO warrants for my arrest. Matter of fact, there is one currently in effect.

 

[Scotsman]

So it was number 4?

WTF kinda roughneck are you? Pppsssssssssssshhhhhh I have had TWO warrants for my arrest. Matter of fact, there is one currently in effect.

I'm not a roughneck I'm a rock cock

And I've always been good enough to not get caught

Those had better not be traffic ticket bench warrants cause those don't count!

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Smurfy]

selfish fucks, want their own answered but dont' answer others..

lol truth is, most people are self-absorbed.

 

[samoth]

lol truth is, most people are self-absorbed.

I am not!

 

[Bikini Mod]

I'm not a roughneck I'm a rock cock

And I've always been good enough to not get caught

Those had better not be traffic ticket bench warrants cause those don't count!

Cheers,
Scotsman

NOT - the first warrant was issued by this crazy judge that has destroyed my family. It was because of my inability to pay a court appointed expert. I had been fired from my job because of my ex (long story that I have gone into ad nauseum) and was actually on welfare. I owed this ass about 1K and the debt was less than a year old. Regardless of THE FACT that it is illegal to jail someone for their inability to pay a court appointed expert (or any other debt) that didn't stop this asshole from issuing the warrant.

The second warrant (which is in effect now) is for my refusal to replenish a trust that does not exist. Regardless of the fact that my last attorney furnished TWO LETTERS (one to the court and one to my ex) stating clearly that they no longer represent me (they had a trust to hold some moneys before it was decided how the funds would be dispersed as they were my attorneys at the time - all of the money went to - you guessed it - my ex and the aforementioned court appointed expert. was from my divorce settlement over 3 years ago that my ex failed to pay me and my kids) meaning - THE TRUST NO LONGER EXISTED.... but that didn't stop this moron judge from issuing the warrant anyway. Oh yea, and because "I failed to pay for gymnastics lessons that my ex dangled as a carrot in front of my babies nose" - stating - sorry honey, you can't have them because your whore mother who abandoned you refused to pay for it." Meanwhile this judge didn't have an issue with THE FACT that my 13 y/o daughter accused him on several occasions of sexual, physical and emotional abuse so much so that she ran away to my sister to seek protection....

ok let me STFU.....

no, the warrants were not for traffic tickets.

 

[Scotsman]

NOT -

no, the warrants were not for traffic tickets.

Ok well you have me beat in the warrant departmen then! Even though both were bullshit to have been sworn out on you.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Bikini Mod]

Ok well you have me beat in the warrant departmen then! Even though both were bullshit to have been sworn out on you.

Cheers,
Scotsman

True enough, but my ass will go to jail nonetheless.