Let's play a game

[nefertiti]

I did this once on the other board I moderated, and it can be a fun way to learn things you might not otherwise about the people here, or, if you like, another opportunity to brag about a seven figure salary and 12 inch pee pee.

Rules are simple...state four things about yourself. Three should be true, one should be a lie. The objective is, of course, for other people to try and guess which one is the lie.

To get things rolling, I'll start (and anyone who knows any of these things about me, don't confirm any of them)

1 - I've been arrested. Handcuffs behind the back and all.

2 - I've never had my heart broken

3 - Charlize Theron grabbed my ass in a bar in Austin a few years ago

4 - Before being injured when I was 16, I drew comparisons to Paloma Herrera, one of the most celebrated ballerinas currently dancing.

(measly) Karma hits to anyone who gets it right.

 

[jerkbox]

mehh

 

[cindylou]

I did this once on the other board I moderated, and it can be a fun way to learn things you might not otherwise about the people here, or, if you like, another opportunity to brag about a seven figure salary and 12 inch pee pee.

Rules are simple...state four things about yourself. Three should be true, one should be a lie. The objective is, of course, for other people to try and guess which one is the lie.

To get things rolling, I'll start (and anyone who knows any of these things about me, don't confirm any of them)

1 - I've been arrested. Handcuffs behind the back and all.[/B]
2 - I've never had my heart broken

3 - Charlize Theron grabbed my ass in a bar in Austin a few years ago

4 - Before being injured when I was 16, I drew comparisons to Paloma Herrera, one of the most celebrated ballerinas currently dancing.

(measly) Karma hits to anyone who gets it right.

the lie???

 

[jh1]

Have you ever moderated a board before?

 

[the_clockwork]

1. I'm straight

2. I'm gay

3. I'm bi

4. I fuck horses

 

[Gymgurl]

Im guessing #3

 

[-SD-]

1. Ive talked myself out of a DUI when I was 21 and my 20 year old buddy had a bottle of beer with him in the passenger seat.
2. I have a son
3. Im on my fourth college now.
4. My marine unit got activated for somalia when i was 18 but didnt go.

 

[-SD-]

1. I'm straight

2. I'm gay

3. I'm bi

4. I fuck horses

No way youre bi bro.

 

[all the whey]

Have you ever moderated a board before?

No shit. I was just thinking about that.

She just had to throw in that she moderated another board.

She takes every attempt to get attention, and to try to prove she is better than us.

 

[nefertiti]

No shit. I was just thinking about that.

She just had to throw in that she moderated another board.

She takes every attempt to get attention, and to try to prove she is better than us.

lol...shup you. Two of the things I listed are not exactly favorable. At all.

 

[-SD-]

1. I have two cocks (11", 13" I know they should be the same size dont hate)
2. I was awarded the Congressional medal of honor and two Purple Hearts
3. I bought that $225,000 parking space in manhattan, you know, for convenience.
4. I trained Arnold for his comeback olympia win

 

[all the whey]

lol...shup you. Two of the things I listed are not exactly favorable. At all.

Don't try to boss me around.

You not a MOD here. (until you flirt, whine, and show your tits to get the position.)

 

[calveless wonder]

1.) I like tacos
2.) I eat tacos
3.) Tacos are good
4.) they give me diarhea

 

[all the whey]

1.) I like tacos
2.) I eat tacos
3.) Tacos are good
4.) they give me diarhea

 

[jh1]

No shit. I was just thinking about that.

She just had to throw in that she moderated another board.

She takes every attempt to get attention, and to try to prove she is better than us.

Wait, she moderated a board before?!??

 

[jerkbox]

No shit. I was just thinking about that.

She just had to throw in that she moderated another board.

She takes every attempt to get attention, and to try to prove she is better than us.

yeah i'd definitely say this qualifies as a memememe thread....someone should start a pool on what day the partial nude pics start appearing

 

[nefertiti]

1 - I've been arrested. Handcuffs behind the back and all. Truth. Didn't end up getting booked or anything because I wasn't actually involved, but it took some time for that to get sorted out.

2 - I've never had my heart broken Truth....been hurt by people I loved, but never to that magnitude. I don't let most people close enough to turn my upside down like that, and the few that I have, have all been good people.

3 - Charlize Theron grabbed my ass in a bar in Austin a few years ago
Lie
4 - Before being injured when I was 16, I drew comparisons to Paloma Herrera, one of the most celebrated ballerinas currently dancing. True - but let's be honest, the only comparison that was made was to the similarity in foot flexibility.


(measly) Karma hits to anyone who gets it right.

...

 

[all the whey]

Wait, she moderated a board before?!??

Unless she is lying.

I don't understand why she had to put that in the thread. It had nothing to do with her stupid game. She just likes the attention and to brag.

It was probably a board about purses or shoes.



I know there is no whey she could mod a fitness board!!

 

[cindylou]

No shit. I was just thinking about that.

She just had to throw in that she moderated another board.

She takes every attempt to get attention, and to try to prove she is better than us.

LOL whatever! Like she gives a fuck about that, really.

 

[all the whey]

1 - I've been arrested. Handcuffs behind the back and all. Truth. Didn't end up getting booked or anything because I wasn't actually involved, but it took some time for that to get sorted out.

2 - I've never had my heart broken Truth....been hurt by people I loved, but never to that magnitude. I don't let most people close enough to turn my upside down like that, and the few that I have, have all been good people.

3 - Charlize Theron grabbed my ass in a bar in Austin a few years ago
Lie
4 - Before being injured when I was 16, I drew comparisons to Paloma Herrera, one of the most celebrated ballerinas currently dancing. True - but let's be honest, the only comparison that was made was to the similarity in foot flexibility.


(measly) Karma hits to anyone who gets it right.

MMMEMEMEME

 

[cindylou]

Unless she is lying.

I don't understand why she had to put that in the thread. It had nothing to do with her stupid game. She just likes the attention and to brag.

It was probably a board about purses or shoes.



I know there is no whey she could mod a fitness board!!

that must be something u consider important since you are jealous. LOL!!!

 

[nefertiti]

Oh forget it. You people suck.

 

[all the whey]

LOL whatever! Like she gives a fuck about that, really.

Oh I agree!!

That is the whole point. (and jh1 and jerkbox)

We know she doesn't give a fuck about that.

Princess doesn't give a fuck about us, or anything that doesn't concern her.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Heheheheee

Superdave was palying... I say the lie is that he has a son.

 

[all the whey]

Oh forget it. You people suck.

I told you cindylou!

Princess thinks she is better, and we suck!!!

The second things don't go her way she quits, and calls us names!!!

 

[jh1]

1. My leg was once almost completely severed right below the knee.

2. I once made money stripping.

3. I've been involved in gay sechs.

4. I was once arrested by the F.B.I.

 

[cindylou]

I cant play this game.

I cant think of any of the true stuff that is interesting enough to mask the lie.

lol. I guess I dont have my brain with me today its friday

 

[all the whey]

Heheheheee

Superdave was palying... I say the lie is that he has a son.

Please direct your answers politely to the Princess.

 

[rubberneck]

I did this once on the other board I moderated, and it can be a fun way to learn things you might not otherwise about the people here, or, if you like, another opportunity to brag about a seven figure salary and 12 inch pee pee.

Rules are simple...state four things about yourself. Three should be true, one should be a lie. The objective is, of course, for other people to try and guess which one is the lie.

To get things rolling, I'll start (and anyone who knows any of these things about me, don't confirm any of them)

1 - I've been arrested. Handcuffs behind the back and all.

2 - I've never had my heart broken

3 - Charlize Theron grabbed my ass in a bar in Austin a few years ago

4 - Before being injured when I was 16, I drew comparisons to Paloma Herrera, one of the most celebrated ballerinas currently dancing.

(measly) Karma hits to anyone who gets it right.

The lie!!!! lol

 

[cindylou]

1. My leg was once almost completely severed right below the knee.

2. I once made money stripping.

3. I've been involved in gay sechs.

4. I was once arrested by the F.B.I.

lie??

 

[all the whey]

I cant play this game.

I cant think of any of the true stuff that is interesting enough to mask the lie.

lol. I guess I dont have my brain with me today its friday

I don't blame you.

We all can't be compared to famous ballet dancers.

 

[Bikini Mod]

1. My leg was once almost completely severed right below the knee.

2. I once made money stripping.

3. I've been involved in gay sechs.

4. I was once arrested by the F.B.I.

Oh puh-lease... it is clearly number 2.

 

[cindylou]

1. I was in a doublemint commercial when I was 7 years old with my twin

2. I have blue eyes

3. I was suspended from high school for a lengthy amount of time

4. I have never had a traffic ticket

 

[nefertiti]

I don't blame you.

We all can't be compared to famous ballet dancers.

lol...I embellished that truth to help mask the lie. Having feet compared is not really anything to be proud of. Dancers will tell you, you are either born with good feet, or not. It's an unchangeable as height.

 

[Bikini Mod]

1. I was in a doublemint commercial when I was 7 years old with my twin

2. I have blue eyes

3. I was suspended from high school for a lengthy amount of time

4. I have never had a traffic ticket

LOL So easy.... Number 4

 

[Bikini Mod]

lol...I embellished that truth to help mask the lie. Having feet compared is not really anything to be proud of. Dancers will tell you, you are either born with good feet, or not. It's an unchangeable as height.

Pssssshhhhh I am getting shorter... so there!

 

[cindylou]

LOL So easy.... Number 4

Number 1 is the lie.

I've never had a traffic ticket


My husband on the other had has so many that he is having his license SUSPENDED next week for 90 days

 

[all the whey]

1. I was in a doublemint commercial when I was 7 years old with my twin

2. I have blue eyes

3. I was suspended from high school for a lengthy amount of time

4. I have never had a traffic ticket

It's 1.

I found the pic in your profile.

 

[all the whey]

lol...I embellished that truth to help mask the lie. Having feet compared is not really anything to be proud of. Dancers will tell you, you are either born with good feet, or not. It's an unchangeable as height.

Do you ever stop talking about yourself?

 

[nefertiti]

Do you ever stop talking about yourself?

I think I did for a few minutes the other day.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Number 1 is the lie.

I've never had a traffic ticket


My husband on the other had has so many that he is having his license SUSPENDED next week for 90 days

LOL I was just bustin ya.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Jayzus, I have aired so much of my laundry on elite I dont think I have any secrets left.

 

[Raptorex]

Pick69
1) I work at a gloryhole

2) I dance in a bar in P-town

3) I once threw my panties up at the Village People

4) I swallow

 

[Bikini Mod]

Pick69
1) I work at a gloryhole

2) I dance in a bar in P-town

3) I once threw my panties up at the Village People

4) I swallow

We all know that bitch don't swallow.

 

[samoth]

To entertain this thread:

1) I have stolen a 50lb statue of Mother Mary from a cematary,
2) I have broken into the Port Washington lighthouse,
3) I have accidentally burned down a farmhouse,
4) I have randomly thrown molotov cocktails into the highway.

 

[LuluDeren]

1. I shook the hand of Jean Luc Godard.

2. John C. Reilly sat on my hand during a flight and broke several bones.

3. I lost my virginity to an Irish Republican.

4. I'm related to John Lee Hooker and Civil War General Hooker.

 

[cindylou]

1. I shook the hand of Jean Luc Godard.

2. John C. Reilly sat on my hand during a flight and broke several bones.

3. I lost my virginity to an Irish Republican.

4. I'm related to John Lee Hooker and Civil War General Hooker.

LIE???

 

[puddlemonkey]

4. I'm related to John Lee Hooker and Civil War General Hooker.

I believe the hooker part.

 

[LuluDeren]

You're right, Cindylou! You know me pretty good, we must be long lost sisters.

 

[cindylou]

You're right, Cindylou! You know me pretty good, we must be long lost sisters.

Maybe!!

 

[LuluDeren]

I believe the hooker part.

Yeah, I got da music in me...






...and irony, apparently

 

[Raptorex]

selfish fucks, want their own answered but dont' answer others..

 

[nefertiti]

To entertain this thread:

1) I have stolen a 50lb statue of Mother Mary from a cematary,
2) I have broken into the Port Washington lighthouse,
3) I have accidentally burned down a farmhouse,
4) I have randomly thrown molotov cocktails into the highway.

2?

 

[puddlemonkey]

selfish fucks, want their own answered but dont' answer others..

My guess is most people have you on ignore and can't read your posts.

 

[biteme]

1. My sexuall prowess is unparalled.
2. I never get angry on a chat board.
3. I have a great body
4. I'm very funny.

 

[LuluDeren]

To entertain this thread:

1) I have stolen a 50lb statue of Mother Mary from a cematary,
2) I have broken into the Port Washington lighthouse,
3) I have accidentally burned down a farmhouse,
4) I have randomly thrown molotov cocktails into the highway.

1 is the lie. It's probably the only one not a felony.

 

[biteme]

selfish fucks, want their own answered but dont' answer others..

LMAOx2

 

[puddlemonkey]

1. My sexuall prowess is unparalled.
2. I never get angry on a chat board.
3. I have a great body
4. I'm very funny.

You're only suppose to lie once bro, not on all four.

 

[biteme]

You're only suppose to lie once bro, not on all four.

LMFAO!

 

[Raptorex]

1. My sexuall prowess is unparalled.
2. I never get angry on a chat board.
3. I have a great body
4. I'm very funny.

all true bro, all true.

 

[nefertiti]

all true bro, all true.

He gave you the good stuff last night, didn't he?

 

[Raptorex]

He gave you the good stuff last night, didn't he?

he's one of my best EF friends deary...now go answer my poll

 

[nefertiti]

he's one of my best EF friends deary...now go answer my poll

pick the same thing as BM.

Do one for yourself!

 

[Raptorex]

1) I once won a dance contest
2) I play in two bands right now
3) I am not gay, but I play one on TV
4) My alter is Pick3

 

[nefertiti]

1) I once won a dance contest
2) I play in two bands right now
3) I am not gay, but I play one on TV
4) My alter is Pick3

Er, three?

 

[jh1]

Er, three?

LOL owned.

 

[BNG]

lol...shup you. Two of the things I listed are not exactly favorable. At all.

That is pretty F'd up you've both moderated a board AND never been heart broken!

Kudo's for having Charlie grabbin' yo azz!

 

[nefertiti]

That is pretty F'd up you've both moderated a board AND never been heart broken!

Kudo's for having Charlie grabbin' yo azz!

That one was the lie. I saw her at a bar there when she was fliming something but you couldn't get within 20 feet for all the menz tripping all over themselves to get a peek, haha.

 

[nefertiti]

LOL owned.

Seriously...wth do I know?

 

[calveless wonder]

Seriously...wth do I know?

absolutely nothing.

well, minus football. you're ok with that

 

[Scotsman]

Er let's see here.

1. I have swum with sharks in open water.
2. I have never broken a promise to anyone.
3. I have never said "I love you" to anyone.
4. I have had a warrant out for my arrest.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[nefertiti]

Er let's see here.

1. I have swum with sharks in open water.
2. I have never broken a promise to anyone.
3. I have never said "I love you" to anyone.
4. I have had a warrant out for my arrest.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I wanna say three but it seems so obvious that it had to have been thrown in there as a deflection. Never? Really?
Assuming you aren't including like, aprents and stuff in that.

4. And if it isn't 4, I wanna hear the story behind it.

 

[Scotsman]

I wanna say three but it seems so obvious that it had to have been thrown in there as a deflection. Never? Really?
Assuming you aren't including like, aprents and stuff in that.

4. And if it isn't 4, I wanna hear the story behind it.

Damn you're good. Nope other than family I have never uttered the L word to a living soul, even then it's more of a hey love ya kind of thing.

I was within 30 min of having a warrant sworn out for me once for a bar fight. I called the police just in time to avoid it.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[samoth]

2?

1 is the lie. It's probably the only one not a felony.

Wrong and wrong, lol.

Keep in mind I/we were never caught for any of these.

Breaking into the PW lighthouse was great, 'cause when we busted their lock off, we bought our own to put there.

http://www.ci.port-washington.wi.us/History/pwlighthouse.jpg

We broke into the power plant and walked over a mile to get to the second, smaller lighthouse, but we couldn't get the lock off. It was housed on five sides by part of the steel door structure. It was small and crappy anyways.

http://www.jegers.com/LightHouseTour/Other/PortWashingtonPole.jpg

 

[puddlemonkey]

To entertain this thread:

1) I have stolen a 50lb statue of Mother Mary from a cematary,
2) I have broken into the Port Washington lighthouse,
3) I have accidentally burned down a farmhouse,
4) I have randomly thrown molotov cocktails into the highway.

3.

 

[samoth]

3.

Yep, lol. That was done by a friend.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I win!!!!

 

[digimon7068]

Im guessing #3

me too. . .and not just cause you did. . .ok. . .just cause you did. . .

 

[Bikini Mod]

To entertain this thread:

1) I have stolen a 50lb statue of Mother Mary from a cematary,
2) I have broken into the Port Washington lighthouse,
3) I have accidentally burned down a farmhouse,
4) I have randomly thrown molotov cocktails into the highway.

Number 4 - you seem too fucking responsible for that.

 

[Bikini Mod]

You're right, Cindylou! You know me pretty good, we must be long lost sisters.

I swear I was going to say number 2 as well. It was the broken bones part that clinched it. How can you break bones while sitting in an airplane?

 

[Bikini Mod]

1. My sexuall prowess is unparalled.
2. I never get angry on a chat board.
3. I have a great body
4. I'm very funny.

Clearly number 4

 

[digimon7068]

1) i'm 42 years old,
2) my wife and i had twin girls through in vitro fertilization, then had a son six years later the old fashioned way,
3) i have a masters degree
4) i look tall in pictures but i'm only 5'6".

 

[Bikini Mod]

Er let's see here.

1. I have swum with sharks in open water.
2. I have never broken a promise to anyone.
3. I have never said "I love you" to anyone.
4. I have had a warrant out for my arrest.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I am thinkin number 3.

 

[Bikini Mod]

1) i'm 42 years old,
2) my wife and i had twin girls through in vitro fertilization, then had a son six years later the old fashioned way,
3) i have a masters degree
4) i look tall in pictures but i'm only 5'6".

LOL too easy.... It is 4. I bet you are 6'2" ya bastard!

 

[digimon7068]

LOL too easy.... It is 4. I bet you are 6'2" ya bastard!

i'm terrible at games like that. . .how the hell can you tell EXACTLY how tall i am??

ps: you must spread some karma around before giving it to b-mom again

 

[LuluDeren]

I swear I was going to say number 2 as well. It was the broken bones part that clinched it. How can you break bones while sitting in an airplane?

2. John C. Reilly sat on my hand during a flight and broke several bones.

Entirely feasible. By the looks of it, he's got a hefty backside

 

[puddlemonkey]

Edit: Way too much information about me.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Number 4 - you seem too fucking responsible for that.

lolololol look about 3 posts up, he already gave us the answer.

 

[Bikini Mod]

God, what can I say here.

1. I was a sunday school teacher at the age of 14.
2. I was a gogo dancer at the age of 34.
3. I have been homeless three times in my life.
4. I no longer have a scar from an appendectomy.

Goodness I could post up so much more stuff. Where does the list end?

 

[puddlemonkey]

God, what can I say here.

1. I was a sunday school teacher at the age of 14.
2. I was a gogo dancer at the age of 34.
3. I have been homeless three times in my life.
4. I no longer have a scar from an appendectomy.

Goodness I could post up so much more stuff. Where does the list end?

2.

 

[Bikini Mod]

lolololol look about 3 posts up, he already gave us the answer.

Silly the answer was given before I got that far on the thread...

I was close, but as bill clinton would say - I did not have intercourse with that woman! :lmoa:

 

[Bikini Mod]

i'm terrible at games like that. . .how the hell can you tell EXACTLY how tall i am??

ps: you must spread some karma around before giving it to b-mom again

Easy

A - I am a tall guy connoseur

B - you already posted up the other three details on elite!

 

[digimon7068]

God, what can I say here.

1. I was a sunday school teacher at the age of 14.
2. I was a gogo dancer at the age of 34.
3. I have been homeless three times in my life.
4. I no longer have a scar from an appendectomy.

Goodness I could post up so much more stuff. Where does the list end?

you can't get rid of scars. . .without making new ones. . .or amputating the effected area. . .

 

[Bikini Mod]

2.

Nope

Oh come on... EVERYBODY KNOWS that is how I supported my four kids and the gaggle of lawyers after I kicked my ex to the curb for beating me up. The first time I nervously fumbled my way onstage in a gogo bar called Breathless was in JUL 2001. I was born in 1967. That would make me 34.

Not something I am proud of, but neither I am ashamed. I did what I had to do to take care of us.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Nope

Oh come on... EVERYBODY KNOWS that is how I supported my four kids and the gaggle of lawyers after I kicked my ex to the curb for beating me up. The first time I nervously fumbled my way onstage in a gogo bar called Breathless was in JUL 2001. I was born in 1967. That would make me 34.

Not something I am proud of, but neither I am ashamed. I did what I had to do to take care of us.

3?

 

[Bikini Mod]

you can't get rid of scars. . .without making new ones. . .or amputating the effected area. . .

I had my appendix removed (along with an ovarian cyst) at the age of 15. I had 12 " of loose skin removed from my abdomen and had my abdomen permanently sutured during an abdominoplasty at the age of 30. So the appendectomy scar and most of the stretchmarks from my four pregnancies were removed along with the skin.

I did NOT, however, have any lipo which is a common part of this procedure. I was barely 104# soaking wet when I had it done meaning very little bodyfat if any.

 

[heatherrae]

I'm guessing the scar is false.

 

[Bikini Mod]

3?

EVERYBODY believes that I was a Sunday School Teacher at the tender age of 14?

That is true. I was chosen and gladly taught the youngest members of our congregation. They were a bunch of four year olds. Can you imagine trying to explain the concept of faith to kids that young? It was my pleasure.

You are correct.

I was only homeless TWICE in my life. Once when I was in Paris and once when I married my Old Grump... but, I think he more than made up for it... eh?

 

[Bikini Mod]

I'm guessing the scar is false.

Read my answer to Digimon.

 

[puddlemonkey]

EVERYBODY believes that I was a Sunday School Teacher at the tender age of 14?

That is true. I was chosen and gladly taught the youngest members of our congregation. They were a bunch of four year olds. Can you imagine trying to explain the concept of faith to kids that young? It was my pleasure.

You are correct.

I was only homeless TWICE in my life. Once when I was in Paris and once when I married my Old Grump... but, I think he more than made up for it... eh?

I thought I remember you mentioning it was only 2 times