Lestat's Guide to Advanced E-Flirting

[GoldenDelicious]

Im sure my brethern will have tortured you to death and dismembered your body in some croc farm long before I need an O2 tank

you need an O2 tank already you long winded mofo!

 

[Lumberg]

The two tips I like for e-flirting work best over AIM, but I suppose could be conducted via PM.

It's a tried and true trick.

First of all you try to find out what her idea of the best vacation or situation in the world is, like say she likes the beach. Then you vividly paint a word picture for her, of you and her at the beach. Describe the sounds, the salt spray, the sun, find out if she likes pina coladas or beer. Keep teasing out her likes and dislikes and create imaginary situations that would make her feel great. Then she will start to associate feeling great with you. Then BAM you are in. Takes work but worth it.

Second one is paint a vivid word picture of her taking a luxurious bath. perhaps you lead her into the bathroom and there are candles lit and a nice hot bacth waiting for her with lots of bubbles. You rub her neck/shoulders/feet as she luxuriates in the warm water and scents and relaxation. This associates those feeling with you in her mind, and also shows you are willing to take care of her and spoil her to a degree. That you appreciate her.

Basically lavish lots of attention on her, find out what her likes and dislikes are, and remember them well. Incorporate them into the fantasies you write for her.

 

[BrothaBill]

you need an O2 tank already you long winded mofo!

Well Im used to typing longwinded diagnostic reports rather than ringing up a cashier sale at the five and dime pharmacy, thatll be five and fiddy cents for your aspirin and tucker

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Well Im used to typing longwinded diagnostic reports rather than ringing up a cashier sale at the five and dime pharmacy, thatll be five and fiddy cents for your aspirin and tucker

i dont ring up sales i just count the money and make sure all the corpses of the patients on the floor are disposed of properly

 

[Seashell]

thanks for the spam

Yeah. That was annoying.

 

[BrothaBill]

i dont ring up sales i just count the money and make sure all the corpses of the patients on the floor are disposed of properly

1) Upon gross examination of the patient, he appears to a mildly obese young male in his late twenties. His chest and neck was ausculated showing no signs of bruit or murmurs. JVD is negative, neurologic is negative for remarkabitity. Outward appearance is remarkable for lack of clothing style.
2) His blood pressure is elevated at 150/95. Patient admits to freely abusing alcohol leaving to concomittant raise in basal bp. Patient refuses to consider lifestyle changes. Its recommended 40mg of furosemide per day to alleviate the fluid buildup.
3) LA is upper limits of normal, mitral valve is normal with mild to moderate leakage secondary to his enlarged left atrium.
4) LV is mildly enlarged and concentric hypodynamic contraction is observed secondary to questionable alcoholic cardiomyopathy. The LV outer dimensions are thickened, questionable as to hypertrophic due to alcohol induced hypertension or alcohol induce hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
5) The aortic valve is normal and trileaflet with normal excursion. There is no sign of aortic stenosis or aortic regurgitation.
6) The inferior vena cava is distended at 3.1cm with no inspiratory collapse, the RA is grossly enlarged in comparison with the LA. The tricuspid valves is normal with mild~mod amount of tricuspid regurgitation. The tricuspid regurgitant gradient is elevated at 42mmHg of mercury suggesting mild~mod pulmonary hypertension.
7) The right ventricle is normal in systolic motion and in gross dimensions. The RVFW is however upper limits of normal @ subjectively 8mm showing questionable increased afterload of pulmonary pressures..
8) THere is no obvious pericardial effusion.

These finding are consistent with a selfinvolved alcoholic of late twenties. His PA pressures are indeed elevated suggestive of a backup of alcohol induced hypertension secondary to a moderate mitral regurgitation. This at this point should not be viewed as a surgical need as proper behavior modification can be made to negate open heart valve replacement.
The subject is also at risk of poor prognosis of open heart surgery due to health and lifestyle and at this point, the surgery is not approved.

 

[Raina]

My thought is next time you're going to put out that many PMs with tasteless comments involving me, ask so I can say no.

 

[777-9311]

EF is full of bitches who THINK they are muscular because you guys told them they are. Guy's try your luck with real women not cyber bitches it's a lot more fun. That way instead of jacking to some broads picture that she took of herself because she has no real friends to take a pic for her....you can have a real person in front of you to jack your business for you or hell you can even fuck her or make love to her. I'm not into cyber pussy, they are never the age they tell you or the weight LOL!

there are hot chicks EVERYWHERE man! Many of our female posters are gorgeous... awesome bodies, and totally cool personalities.. I won't tell you who though, that is your job to figure out.

If you want straight pictures, check out the pictures of women forum, gotmojo and a few others are constantly keeping us stocked with a fresh supply of porn.. everything from amateur softcore.. to kinky hardcore.

 

[Raina]

No that's a lie because I'm actually AAP. Well, he's me. I'm actually his alter. I only exist online.

 

[*MissFit*]

Can we all have dog biscuits please

EF is full of bitches who THINK they are muscular because you guys told them they are. Guy's try your luck with real women not cyber bitches it's a lot more fun. That way instead of jacking to some broads picture that she took of herself because she has no real friends to take a pic for her....you can have a real person in front of you to jack your business for you or hell you can even fuck her or make love to her. I'm not into cyber pussy, they are never the age they tell you or the weight LOL!