Lestat's Guide to Advanced E-Flirting

[Mr. dB]

This is a deeply disturbing trend.

 

[hotzie]

i jerk it to alot of peeps galeries

 

[George Spellwin]

I need it. Seriously the board thinks I'm some weird kid who jerks it to galleries when the truth is I don't.

I'm told that it's perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Interesting.

 

[awittyusername]

i jerk it to alot of peeps galeries

Thats why I decided to take all my pics out of my gallery out

 

[hotzie]

Thats why I decided to take all my pics out of my gallery out

i know , you need to put those back



























please

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Aww, but as the karma rolls in and your thunder dies, know that it fades in your solitary mind as you live your life in a vacuum of know one caring about you.
And when yassy and I are sick in our hospital bed and you, just by chance happened to be next to me, let you see all of my kids and grandkids and family visit me. While you, in your grand machochauvinism lay there, no family or anyone that really cares, glaring over at me. My offspring, my caring kin, visiting me keeping you awake as you bitch and offer the world just bitterness that even the nurses wont want to deal with you let alone family.
You'll look over and see my happy family and the great karma I made with them raising a brood to make an alpha wolf proud.
Then may I look over at you and say, mate, we've both lived lives, would you trade all your days for mine to at least have a caring visitor?

should we, therefore, guage the value of our lives by the caring of our descendants? my life will be as good as it will be, and will be infinitely valuable...to me

besides, the day i find myself looking next to me, seeing you and yasmina prone on a bed...im hoping itll be as your pharmacist, tut tutting the ravages that married stres has wrought on your feeble body, checking your med chart to see that you die, quickly, that your daughter and i can inherit your house on hunters hill and elope until i tire of her, of course, and dump her half yankee arse on some sydney gutter

she better not look like you, though, brothabill. in that case, deals off

 

[BrothaBill]

Lestat's a good bro and I though his section on using EliteFitness.com Gift Certificates to e-flirt or just make new friends was genius! So I Awarded some of my Karma to this thread for Lestat to give away as he sees fit.

fuck, that sux ass, anyone could have spent an hour doing that PM. Ill show you spellwin. Ill come up with something of actual value. Fuck that getting laid bullshit, its all over the internet. Gots to have a hook, something different. A true meaning. Reach inside the little neurotics and touch something.

Sex is just a simplistic pavlovian response on the lowest scale of Maslow's hierarchy of needs. Simple logic means that, once that is fulfilled, they move onto the next. A way into the inner core of someone and actually offering a solutions to their need. Is to bring about thought through questioning and good writing. A sales pitch to the low common demoninator only gets you so far. If you touch and heal the higher up levels of issues, at a fraction of the cost of psychologist's visits and divorce attorneys. Then, THEN you have a product.
The, get laid in an environment where pussy is everywhere, means you are offering a commodity. Offering a product, well, thats where the money is to be made.
It's marketing 101, which Im sure youve written, but look how many young kids on your boards have grown into adults with the same fucked up philosophy. Its like YOU havent taught them anything. Its all about ZEN my friend. Its all about what footprints you want to leave in the sand when you die George. Leave, good ones, leave bad ones. Its a ZEN question, that can only be answered by you.

 

[BrothaBill]

should we, therefore, guage the value of our lives by the caring of our descendants? my life will be as good as it will be, and will be infinitely valuable...to me

besides, the day i find myself looking next to me, seeing you and yasmina prone on a bed...im hoping itll be as your pharmacist, tut tutting the ravages that married stres has wrought on your feeble body, checking your med chart to see that you die, quickly, that your daughter and i can inherit your house on hunters hill and elope until i tire of her, of course, and dump her half yankee arse on some sydney gutter

she better not look like you, though, brothabill. in that case, deals off

Im sure my brethern will have tortured you to death and dismembered your body in some croc farm long before I need an O2 tank

 

[GoldenDelicious]

someone wake me up when brothabill stops talking

if i dont reply, it means drool has soaked the keyboard and electrocuted me

if that happens, i want Yasmina to have all my karma