Lestat's Guide to Advanced E-Flirting

[awittyusername]

as far as meeting up with another good bro from EF? It was a great success.

I got the NY and sawastea called to touch base and setup a convenient time to meet up, he gave me some awesome restuarant suggestions that I took, he was exactly what I would expect from a good bro. We met up at a bar of his choice, had a few drink, talked about EF, work, New York, College, stocks, careers, etc...

I'd do the same for anyone from EF visiting San Diego (coughcoughKillahBeecough)

I was just messing with you bro.

I just think your ideas of flirting are wrong. You should just choose the Plat Membership offer that George sends you an IA of your choice to your doorstep for sex. (I think it the 9 month plan)

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lol, creative but seriously, some will actually believe that shit. It was like the Tao of James I posted, only better than the fungsheiu of Goldendelicious.

You must be desireless, yours is for teenagers with desire. Only through letting go of "want" can you actually "find"
All the wrong messages are sent in your guide, its what you want to find, through not wanting that you discover what is there.
By not wanting, being genuine and sincere can you escape the bad karma of trying to act as something you are not, a playa. Which inevitably will lead to cognitive dissonance for you and any girl you hook up with.
To be or not to be is the question, to be, an instructed sociopath, is not to be

picture brothabill perched on a podium, in some ampitheatre hewn out of living rock, lightning flashing behind him, wind clawing the sky, raindrops pelting his head, washing runnels along his outstretched limbs, thunder booming off the rocks as he punctuates each of his thoughts with a flailing arm, so like a flaming brand, like Moses come down from mount sinai...

...then for all his bluster, the Giant Thumb of Yasmina comes down out of the clouds and squashes him, buglike, against the ground, mid stroke

all you mofos listening to brothabill, let me illustrate:

brothabill: blee blee blee, blah blah blah, pompous pompous
brotha bill: bee bee bee bee bee bleeeee bleee
Yasmina: wee wee wee wee WWEEE WEEE WEEE WEE HUNTERS HILL WE WEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
brothabill: bleeeeeeee bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yasmina: RRRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*Yasminas thumb comes down*

you mofos need to choose a better role model

 

[Lestat]

picture brothabill perched on a podium, in some ampitheatre hewn out of living rock, lightning flashing behind him, wind clawing the sky, raindrops pelting his head, washing runnels along his outstretched limbs, thunder booming off the rocks as he punctuates each of his thoughts with a flailing arm, so like a flaming brand, like Moses come down from mount sinai...

...then for all his bluster, the Giant Thumb of Yasmina comes down out of the clouds and squashes him, buglike, against the ground, mid stroke

all you mofos listening to brothabill, let me illustrate:

brothabill: blee blee blee, blah blah blah, pompous pompous
brotha bill: bee bee bee bee bee bleeeee bleee
Yasmina: wee wee wee wee WWEEE WEEE WEEE WEE HUNTERS HILL WE WEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
brothabill: bleeeeeeee bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yasmina: RRRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*Yasminas thumb comes down*

you mofos need to choose a better role model

LMAO!!!

 

[BrothaBill]

picture brothabill perched on a podium, in some ampitheatre hewn out of living rock, lightning flashing behind him, wind clawing the sky, raindrops pelting his head, washing runnels along his outstretched limbs, thunder booming off the rocks as he punctuates each of his thoughts with a flailing arm, so like a flaming brand, like Moses come down from mount sinai...

...then for all his bluster, the Giant Thumb of Yasmina comes down out of the clouds and squashes him, buglike, against the ground, mid stroke

all you mofos listening to brothabill, let me illustrate:

brothabill: blee blee blee, blah blah blah, pompous pompous
brotha bill: bee bee bee bee bee bleeeee bleee
Yasmina: wee wee wee wee WWEEE WEEE WEEE WEE HUNTERS HILL WE WEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
brothabill: bleeeeeeee bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yasmina: RRRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*Yasminas thumb comes down*

you mofos need to choose a better role model

Aww, but as the karma rolls in and your thunder dies, know that it fades in your solitary mind as you live your life in a vacuum of know one caring about you.
And when yassy and I are sick in our hospital bed and you, just by chance happened to be next to me, let you see all of my kids and grandkids and family visit me. While you, in your grand machochauvinism lay there, no family or anyone that really cares, glaring over at me. My offspring, my caring kin, visiting me keeping you awake as you bitch and offer the world just bitterness that even the nurses wont want to deal with you let alone family.
You'll look over and see my happy family and the great karma I made with them raising a brood to make an alpha wolf proud.
Then may I look over at you and say, mate, we've both lived lives, would you trade all your days for mine to at least have a caring visitor?

 

[eat big]

Seriously, I don't jack to their galleries.

 

[George Spellwin]

Lestat's a good bro and I though his section on using EliteFitness.com Gift Certificates to e-flirt or just make new friends was genius! So I Awarded some of my Karma to this thread for Lestat to give away as he sees fit.

 

[George Spellwin]

Seriously, I don't jack to their galleries.

I believe you eat big - never thought that you did for a second!

 

[eat big]

Lestat's a good bro and I though his section on using EliteFitness.com Gift Certificates to e-flirt or just make new friends was genius! So I Awarded some of my Karma to this thread for Lestat to give away as he sees fit.

I need it. Seriously the board thinks I'm some weird kid who jerks it to galleries when the truth is I don't. I'm not SublimeZM.

 

[eat big]

I believe you eat big - never thought that you did for a second!

Thanks Lestat!

 

[George Spellwin]

No problem man, I know what you mean and can empathize.. i get the PMs and emails from "George Spellwin" too and at times it just seems too fake.. too contrived.. and I know I can be called guilty of the same thing just now.

Did you read this weeks EFN? I thought it was pretty good and informative.

Funny as it may seem, your doctor can legally do a lot of things that are not medically necessary to help you look better. He can inject botulism into your face, he can cut open your chest and stick silicone bags under your breasts, and he can suck fat out of your belly and then inject it into you penis. Ouch!

Yet, if he wants to prescribe anabolic steroids to you to help you build a more powerful physique, unless you are testosterone deficient, it is illegal for him to do so. This is the story of a doctor who did anyway and is now in a world of trouble because of his actions.

Find the full story along with the top three steroid supplier lists on the Net, more on the BALCO case, and 10 online pharmacies where you can legally get the drugs you need - all in this week's EliteFitness.com News.

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This coming Monday - we have an article on bodybuilding in Afghanistan!