in 3.. 2.. 1..
I just saw that on SC, I LOLed.cavs owner promises a win..
Cavaliers: Open Letter to Fans from Cavaliers Majority Owner Dan Gilbert
you can take it to the bank!!
they should be happy to rid themselves of a loser

no lie.....when i run into lebron in the street or at a club (it's going to happen. south beach is not that big when it comes to the party scene. I've seen dwade 2-3 times in the past 2 years and various other heat members even more)
im gonna ask him this question:
"the last time you kissed your mom, how did delonte west's dick taste?"
And if he punches me, i'll sue him and i'll be the ngr with a MAX CONTRACT
not going to happen. You'll have it in your mind to do it right up until you open your mouth and then it's going to be like "oh gosh golly gee Lebron can I have an autograph".
just fuckin with you....besides, what are you so pissed about? Just cause he didn't come to NY? I'd expect that kind of vitriol from a clevelander.
But I'll bet I see him before you do....he comes to my gym. I guarantee nobodys going to look at him there. He said he "hopes people back in akron still welcome him"....well, nobody's going to fuck with him but nobody's going to look twice at him anymore either. He's not the king in akron anymore I guarantee you...he's just another chump ngr now. He'll still have kids at his basketball camp swingin on his nuts but not the grownups. Heck I'm actually curious to find out whether anythings been thrown at his house when I get back into town. I drive by it everyday on the way to the gym.
no lie.....when i run into lebron in the street or at a club (it's going to happen. south beach is not that big when it comes to the party scene.
ollolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
translation from ortiz = i have lived an extremely mediocre life, so i find it impossible for others to have interesting lives
way to be the C+ student of life
no, im pissed he came to the HEAT and i have to hear these bandwagon pathetic fans for 5 years unless i move out of florida. Heat go to the playoffs and can't even sell out playoff games. give me a fuckin break. I also have to hear my obnoxious born friends (who i will give credit to about 50% of them, because they're some of the few non bandwagon fans in miami) until tehse losers are put in their place. It was bad enough in 2006 when they won the championship, this is that on 200 mg's of tren ED
i don't want him on the knicks. i said that before after this whole stupid decision was coming to a close.
and btw, you WON'T see him in akron or cleveland. He'll be shot. straight up. there's no way he can come back there. ever. him or his family.
and i've never asked any player for an autograph lol. i see celebs out all the time and have since i was little in NYC. South beach is pretty much a 2-3 miles radius consisting of 20 blocks north to south....and maybe 10-12 blocks east to west. Not hard to run into celebrities or talk to them all the time especially if you know people. The party scene = VERY small. That's why i used to run into girls i used to date all the time with a new chick at even the most random places. That's supposed to happen in small towns, not in a city of millions. but that's just the way SoBe and even downtown miami/brickell are.
i hope LEBRON had fun at the W today and last night. Because i peed in that pool 2 weeks ago (6-7 hours of drinking will do that). he swam in the remnants of my urine. fuck you lebron, and fuck you miami heat.
the last leader of the free world was a C+ student (on a good day)...jus' sayin'...

at life does not = academically
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