LADIES!! Do Not Be a Dishrag... PLEASE!!

[decem]

I used to call my ex-girlfriend a corpse in bed. She'd cry about it.

Hence the word ex.

Nothing worse than a chic just lying there... and it's not because you suck in bed. It's because they are too damn shy to get into it.



I don't understand the wet pussy thing though...
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lemme TRY to explain the whole wet pussy thing.. and it being too wet to eat...

you guys have obviously been with different women.. and realized that different women having varying degrees of wetness... and different types of pussy fluids.. ranging from watery to downright slimy.. just as they also have varying degrees of wetness at different times throughout the love-making procedure...

well... girl #2's pussy.. besides it being just not exactly right for eating... gets wet as fuck.. and in an instant.. i'm talking the same degree of wetness that my ex used to get to at the point of climax.. (which afterwards.. i wouldn't eat either)...i mean.. everything is just sopping in juice.. don't ask how..

i mean.. if your clit was nice and somewhat dry.. ya know. just a little damp.. then i'd be a tad more inclined to put a tongue to it.. but it's wet as fuck too..

AND.. to make things worse.. she's got one of the more viscous pussy juice types..... which i also don't dig..

so that's that...

3 strikes..

viscous juices.. ugly pussy... and soaking wet..

YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Test boy]

once? you've only ever had one bad fuck in your life? shit.... consider yourself lucky...

you're right though.. there really is just NO passion in it.. at all.. and it's pointless to even continue on.. the only reason i've gotten this far is cuz i'm bored...

career oriented? hell no.. she's a damn waitress.. she's a full-time student to though.. about to graduate with a degree in secondary education..

come to think of it.. you guys remember the one i talked about.. that is exactly like this one.. the one i dated the first time i broke things off with the asian?? she was going into secondary ed. too.. and she fucking sucked in the sack..

i think there might be a connection.. anyone ever fuck a high school teacher? were they a dishrag too?

I have a theory that people suck at things because it isn't important to them. A career oriented person may be too focused on their objectives to be a good lay. As a working senior, she sounds quite occupied by her work demands.

I once found a tight bodied, hugely breasted attorney in my bed. She placed her arm across my stomach right above the navel. I got a boner and rubbed her arm with it since it was already there. She didn't grab it so I fell asleep after playing with her tits for awhile. I can't stand it when a woman makes me do allthefuckinwork. Oddly....the next morning she invited me to spend another night with her. Guess it was because she told her friends that my skillful breast play gave her an orgasm.

Memories....sigh

 

[OMEGA]

throw some lipstick on your hand, get yourself a blonde wig and suck on some helium....you will be all set mr. campus model

holy shit!!!!!

 

[decem]

I have a theory that people suck at things because it isn't important to them. A career oriented person may be too focused on their objectives to be a good lay. As a working senior, she sounds quite occupied by her work demands.

I once found a tight bodied, hugely breasted attorney in my bed. She placed her arm across my stomach right above the navel. I got a boner and rubbed her arm with it since it was already there. She didn't grab it so I fell asleep after playing with her tits for awhile. I can't stand it when a woman makes me do allthefuckinwork. Oddly....the next morning she invited me to spend another night with her. Guess it was because she told her friends that my skillful breast play gave her an orgasm.

Memories....sigh

this rule doesn't apply to men does it? cuz seriously.. i am NOT a bad lay.. and i work 44 hours a week.. have a full load in school.. and work out 5-6 days a week..

i don't think it's so much that it's not important to them.. i think it's a combination of not having the know-how, wisdom, insight to learn from previous experiences.. and know what men want.. not being that experienced in the first place... and being shy and reserved..


and this one is EXACTLY the same man.. i do all the fucking work.. seriously.. i have to make EVERY single fucking move.. i even told her that she's gonna have to start taking some fucking initiative.. but she has yet to do so..

and the worst part.. it starts wearing on me as well.. almost as if i'm doing something wrong.. when in fact i know i'm not..

then.. like you said.. she keeps calling and wanting to do shit.. even though things obviously aint clicking between us..

 

[Test boy]

Maybe buying her a book on how to please men would work if handled properly.

Maybe a video on better lovemaking.

 

[Crazier]

viscous juices.. ugly pussy... and soaking wet..

YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMFAO!!!

Thanks for breaking it down. The first 2 would get her the book with me too!!!

Have you ever had a 'squirter'? Had my first one about a month ago. It was like she was pissing all over the place. Needless to say, after the first moment of 'Oh wow...' it was pretty nasty.
If my face was down there... no bullshit... I'da punched da bitch!!!
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[Test boy]

I had a beautifully crafted, very expensive bed spread destroyed by extraordinary amounts of vaginal fluids that had semen mixed in with it.

Threw it in the washing machine and the tassles tore themselves up. I was livid. Never called her back even though she was one of the best lays of my life. She also lived quite aways away.

 

[ashe]

decem....

been really busy with work lately and haven't had time to catch up with ya! sorry about that. looks like you have been staying "aerobically" fit but not having much fun at it. taking time during lunch to give ya my suggestion.

personally, i would not be wasting my time with someone you have already said repeatedly that you don't want to be with. you won't have the time "finding" the one you want if you are spending all of your time with #2.

but since you still want to fuck around with her this is what i would do. communicate with her about the bedroom. it sounds like she might be shy. (obviuosly she is turned on due to the degree of wetness, but she doesn't sound all that confident in bed) anyway, if you are the "bigger" person so to speak and you want some great sex, you have to communicate it to her. she cannot read your mind. i would casually mention it (sex in general and what you like) to her just in conversation. then when you have sex again see if she picked up on it.

if she didn't pick it up again and maybe verbally say thing in bed like "you like it when i pull your hair like that" or "suck my dick". mmmm.....yummy!!!! personally i like it like that but then again, i am comfortable with myself, therefore i am comfortable in bed...catch my drift. and i let my partner know

anyways, in a healthy relationship things need to be communicated and she is not giving you what you need in bed. the bedroom is a big part of a relationship. just when you bring it up, don't make it personal....just make it general. i hope you guys know eachother well enough to have those kind of conversations if you are already sleeping together.

anyway, hope that helps....off to work again!

good luck my sexy calendar boy!!!!

 

[polarpixie]

I thought you were MY sexy calendar boy!! *pout*....That's OK. I'm good about sharing.

I thought this thread was going to be about discouraging women from being too domestic.....but I will write something anyway since I am already here --- tell her to shape up or ship out. She'll either start to get into it more, or she'll be so shocked that she is not good in bed that she will leave you, and work on it with the next unfortunate guy that comes along.



My O2 .

 

[Test boy]

I thought you were MY sexy calendar boy!! *pout*....That's OK. I'm good about sharing.

I thought this thread was going to be about discouraging women from being too domestic.....but I will write something anyway since I am already here --- tell her to shape up or ship out. She'll either start to get into it more, or she'll be so shocked that she is not good in bed that she will leave you, and work on it with the next unfortunate guy that comes along.



My O2 .

Hey...I thought you were going to be my masturbation partner. What happened?