LADIES!! Do Not Be a Dishrag... PLEASE!!

[decem]

as you all know.. or some of you do anyway.. the ones who aren't tired of my "#2" threads... i'm seeing this girl... #2... who i'm really not that interested in at all.. even less now.. but am messin with just to kill time... well.. the girl's a fucking dishrag in bed.. i hate it..

i need a woman who moans.. arches her back... talks dirty..

i need a woman, no matter how reserved, simply cannot help but to let the erotic sensations of love-making take over her body... causing her to drop any inhibitions she might have.. and fully give in to the pleasures of sex...

i need a woman that digs her nails into my back... that isn't afraid to push me onto my back and go down on me after i've been inside her...

a woman that screams.. a woman that yells.. "don't stop"... or "harder" through gritted teeth...

a woman that isn't afraid to be sitting on the couch.. and say "fuck me right here.. right now"...

a woman who isn't afraid to touch herself...


i'm gonna go ahead and let #2 go... i can't take it.. i find no pleasure in making love to her.. or fucking her.. and really none in hanging out with her... she's outta here..

 

[naturally anabolic]

throw some lipstick on your hand, get yourself a blonde wig and suck on some helium....you will be all set mr. campus model

 

[havoc]

throw some lipstick on your hand, get yourself a blonde wig and suck on some helium....you will be all set mr. campus model

Thats good advice, get an escort for a night, get all these frustrations out. I have some female friends that escort here and there, good people, I'd help you out but lately I'm busier than your mom's whorehouse during dollar days.

 

[WODIN]

Have you thought that maybe you just suck in the sac?

 

[decem]

naturally JEALOUS... ya fuckstick..


havoc.. can you get me some digits?


wodin.. i do NOT suck in the sack... as long as the other person doesn't suck as well.. think about it.. it's kinda hard to be good when the other's a dishrag.. seriously..

 

[MommaKin]

I bet all women will say they're not a dishrag in the sack, but, alot of them are when it gets down to it.
I can walk the walk better then I can talk it........

 

[naturally anabolic]

far from bro....far from....but feel free to tell yourself that if it makes ya feel better!

 

[supersizeme]

decem - are you getting plenty of foreplay in and orally pleasing the living shit out of this poor female before you start with the bang bang boogie. you've generally got to work a female into that mindset where she is digging her claws into your back and screaming my...i mean your name in the sack. unless she's hammered.

if none of that works, maybe use less rohypnol next time you decide you want to sleep with her?

 

[decem]

far from bro....far from....but feel free to tell yourself that if it makes ya feel better!

fine.. i will...

 

[Crazier]

Fuck her in her ass before you let her go... or you'll surely regret it.

End with a facial of course.
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