LADIES!! Do Not Be a Dishrag... PLEASE!!

[VooDoo Lady]

i need a woman who moans.. arches her back... talks dirty..

i need a woman, no matter how reserved, simply cannot help but to let the erotic sensations of love-making take over her body... causing her to drop any inhibitions she might have.. and fully give in to the pleasures of sex...

i need a woman that digs her nails into my back... that isn't afraid to push me onto my back and go down on me after i've been inside her...

a woman that screams.. a woman that yells.. "don't stop"... or "harder" through gritted teeth...

a woman that isn't afraid to be sitting on the couch.. and say "fuck me right here.. right now"...

a woman who isn't afraid to touch herself...

I need me one of these women too

 

[Test boy]

I feel your pain. I had a bad fuck once and it still makes me grimace to think about it.

If you don't feel a good amount of passion, I would suggest that it is best to keep looking.

Out of curiousity...is she career oriented????

 

[Peyote Killa]

I'm sorry to hear that #2 is not working out, but you seem like a kick ass guy, and everybody says you are a calender boy, so I'm sure you will find some hot chick who satisfies your needs when it comes to the sack.

I too feel the same about going down on a chick, my last girlfriend was no canidate for that, it was unbearable.

Good Luck

 

[decem]

Call me shallow or whatever... but if her pussy isn't edible, the best thing she'll get from me is a few fucks, and possibly a facial. There's no relationship where there's not edible pussy.

That pussy I ate 9 months ago... : Nice, tight, hidden lips, wet and warm, a moaner... damn. TIFFANY!!!
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EXACTLY!! that's not being shallow crazier... that's just being real...

in fact.. #2's had her four chances to get her act straight... and things have yet to change.. i might... MIGHT.. give her one more chance tonight.. but really.. either way.. whether she's get a little better or not.. she's outta here..

 

[supersizeme]

wow i don't think i have ever heard "her pussy was too wet" to be eaten. wtf??? that's the best time to be down there handling business. that's like the bat signal to go ahead and launch the full on tongue assault. when it's all wet and swollen, it's just screaming "ssme, come lick me, big guy!!" maybe i just enjoy oral sex entirely too much, but the only time i won't be down there like lickety split is if it's not shaven or if the booty smelleth.

 

[decem]

I feel your pain. I had a bad fuck once and it still makes me grimace to think about it.

If you don't feel a good amount of passion, I would suggest that it is best to keep looking.

Out of curiousity...is she career oriented????

once? you've only ever had one bad fuck in your life? shit.... consider yourself lucky...

you're right though.. there really is just NO passion in it.. at all.. and it's pointless to even continue on.. the only reason i've gotten this far is cuz i'm bored...

career oriented? hell no.. she's a damn waitress.. she's a full-time student to though.. about to graduate with a degree in secondary education..

come to think of it.. you guys remember the one i talked about.. that is exactly like this one.. the one i dated the first time i broke things off with the asian?? she was going into secondary ed. too.. and she fucking sucked in the sack..

i think there might be a connection.. anyone ever fuck a high school teacher? were they a dishrag too?

 

[decem]

I'm sorry to hear that #2 is not working out, but you seem like a kick ass guy, and everybody says you are a calender boy, so I'm sure you will find some hot chick who satisfies your needs when it comes to the sack.

I too feel the same about going down on a chick, my last girlfriend was no canidate for that, it was unbearable.

Good Luck

thx pk.. i'm lmao right now at your "unbearable" comment.... LOL.. i can't stop fucking laughing..

 

[Crazier]

I used to call my ex-girlfriend a corpse in bed. She'd cry about it.

Hence the word ex.

Nothing worse than a chic just lying there... and it's not because you suck in bed. It's because they are too damn shy to get into it.



I don't understand the wet pussy thing though...
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[Peyote Killa]

thx pk.. i'm lmao right now at your "unbearable" comment.... LOL.. i can't stop fucking laughing..

Cool, I was hopeing that it would make some body laugh

But it really was unbearable, I'm not joking. I would try and sacrifice, but the shit was just too much. I couldn't do it, it really was unbearable

Uhhhggg

 

[MommaKin]

I don't get it either.
Let's get together and try it out

I don't understand the wet pussy thing though...
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