LADIES!! Do Not Be a Dishrag... PLEASE!!

[The Shadow]

Decem - face it - you need to join the ranks of the Ass Manglers Association.

dumb fucker....

 

[decem]

decem - are you getting plenty of foreplay in and orally pleasing the living shit out of this poor female before you start with the bang bang boogie. you've generally got to work a female into that mindset where she is digging her claws into your back and screaming my...i mean your name in the sack. unless she's hammered.

if none of that works, maybe use less rohypnol next time you decide you want to sleep with her?

ssme.. yes.. plenty of foreplay.. and yes.. i'm good at it.. and no.. i'm not eating her out.. her shit gets too wet.. thx though..

 

[MommaKin]

How does a pussy get too wet that you can't eat it?

 

[decem]

dumb fucker....

WTF??!! uh.. why am i the dumb fucker.. dillhole??

did i strike a nerve or something.. does SOMEONE's wife just lay there like a tranquilized elephant? hmmmmmm.....

 

[decem]

How does a pussy get too wet that you can't eat it?

lol.. it just DOES.. ok...

no really though.. i don't know.. something about her that just makes me not wanna eat her pussy.. that's all.. not that it stinks or anything...

i just don't like doing that unless i've known a girl for awhile.. or unless i know that she's capable of actually showing enjoyment in it.. and she's not.. so what's the damn point?

 

[WODIN]

Give the girl a little clit action one time before you dump her. No wonder!! No such thing as "too wet", that's like saying too big or wide. thhhht!

 

[Crazier]

I refuse to eat a girl that has big pussy lips. That's so disgusting.

Like you Decem... I have to know and like a girl pretty well before I'm ready to eat her pussy. I haven't eatin in about 9 months. I have no desire with some nasty bar ho.
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[decem]

I refuse to eat a girl that has big pussy lips. That's so disgusting.

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amen.. i should've just said.. "her pussy just ain't right for eating.." cuz it ain't.. and really... had i been with her for awhile.. still wouldn't have ate her pussy..

 

[Crazier]

amen.. i should've just said.. "her pussy just ain't right for eating.." cuz it ain't.. and really... had i been with her for awhile.. still wouldn't have ate her pussy..

Call me shallow or whatever... but if her pussy isn't edible, the best thing she'll get from me is a few fucks, and possibly a facial. There's no relationship where there's not edible pussy.

That pussy I ate 9 months ago... : Nice, tight, hidden lips, wet and warm, a moaner... damn. TIFFANY!!!
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[decem]

let's get off the pussy-eating side of things for a bit.. and back to the original topic of the thread...


how's come mommakin is the only woman that's responded thusfar? i mean.. there's no way she's the only female that read this thread...

hmmm.. did i hit a sore spot? if so.. please don't take it as an insult.. (if you are in fact a dishrag in bed).. but more as an eye-opening experience.. a cue to make you change your old ways of love-making.. and to bring excitement into lives... ok? seriously...


but momma is right.. alot of women are in fact dishrags.. to varying degrees of course... i think if you were to rate #2's dishragginess on a scale of 1 to 10.. 10 being a totally lame fuck.. that simply lies there.. no moans or groans.. not a peep.. not even a giggle.. and really not knowing how to work it.. either doing things or not doing things that cause the rhythm to be thrown off.. and 1 being just a hint of dishragginess.. perhaps one that has the back scratching and back arching down pat.. and maybe even lets out some good, audible groans.. yet still making clear that she is indeed holding back... then #2 would be a 9... seriously.. that's how bad she is...

what about you guys? where does your S/O rank on the dishragginess scale?