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LADIES!! Do Not Be a Dishrag... PLEASE!!

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decem

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as you all know.. or some of you do anyway.. the ones who aren't tired of my "#2" threads... i'm seeing this girl... #2... who i'm really not that interested in at all.. even less now.. but am messin with just to kill time... well.. the girl's a fucking dishrag in bed.. i hate it..

i need a woman who moans.. arches her back... talks dirty..

i need a woman, no matter how reserved, simply cannot help but to let the erotic sensations of love-making take over her body... causing her to drop any inhibitions she might have.. and fully give in to the pleasures of sex...

i need a woman that digs her nails into my back... that isn't afraid to push me onto my back and go down on me after i've been inside her...

a woman that screams.. a woman that yells.. "don't stop"... or "harder" through gritted teeth...

a woman that isn't afraid to be sitting on the couch.. and say "fuck me right here.. right now"...

a woman who isn't afraid to touch herself...


i'm gonna go ahead and let #2 go... i can't take it.. i find no pleasure in making love to her.. or fucking her.. and really none in hanging out with her... she's outta here..
 
naturally anabolic said:
throw some lipstick on your hand, get yourself a blonde wig and suck on some helium....you will be all set mr. campus model
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Thats good advice, get an escort for a night, get all these frustrations out. I have some female friends that escort here and there, good people, I'd help you out but lately I'm busier than your mom's whorehouse during dollar days.
 
Have you thought that maybe you just suck in the sac?
 
naturally JEALOUS... ya fuckstick..


havoc.. can you get me some digits?


wodin.. i do NOT suck in the sack... as long as the other person doesn't suck as well.. think about it.. it's kinda hard to be good when the other's a dishrag.. seriously..
 
I bet all women will say they're not a dishrag in the sack, but, alot of them are when it gets down to it.
I can walk the walk better then I can talk it........
 
decem - are you getting plenty of foreplay in and orally pleasing the living shit out of this poor female before you start with the bang bang boogie. you've generally got to work a female into that mindset where she is digging her claws into your back and screaming my...i mean your name in the sack. unless she's hammered.

if none of that works, maybe use less rohypnol next time you decide you want to sleep with her?
 
Decem - face it - you need to join the ranks of the Ass Manglers Association.

dumb fucker....
 
supersizeme said:
decem - are you getting plenty of foreplay in and orally pleasing the living shit out of this poor female before you start with the bang bang boogie. you've generally got to work a female into that mindset where she is digging her claws into your back and screaming my...i mean your name in the sack. unless she's hammered.

if none of that works, maybe use less rohypnol next time you decide you want to sleep with her?
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ssme.. yes.. plenty of foreplay.. and yes.. i'm good at it.. and no.. i'm not eating her out.. her shit gets too wet.. thx though..
 
Cornholio said:


dumb fucker....
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WTF??!! uh.. why am i the dumb fucker.. dillhole??

did i strike a nerve or something.. does SOMEONE's wife just lay there like a tranquilized elephant? hmmmmmm..... :confused:
 
MommaKin said:
How does a pussy get too wet that you can't eat it?

:confused:
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lol.. it just DOES.. ok...

no really though.. i don't know.. something about her that just makes me not wanna eat her pussy.. that's all.. not that it stinks or anything...

i just don't like doing that unless i've known a girl for awhile.. or unless i know that she's capable of actually showing enjoyment in it.. and she's not.. so what's the damn point?
 
Give the girl a little clit action one time before you dump her. No wonder!! No such thing as "too wet", that's like saying too big or wide. :P thhhht!
 
I refuse to eat a girl that has big pussy lips. That's so disgusting.

Like you Decem... I have to know and like a girl pretty well before I'm ready to eat her pussy. I haven't eatin in about 9 months. I have no desire with some nasty bar ho. :sick:
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Crazier said:
I refuse to eat a girl that has big pussy lips. That's so disgusting.

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amen.. i should've just said.. "her pussy just ain't right for eating.." cuz it ain't.. and really... had i been with her for awhile.. still wouldn't have ate her pussy..
 
decem said:


amen.. i should've just said.. "her pussy just ain't right for eating.." cuz it ain't.. and really... had i been with her for awhile.. still wouldn't have ate her pussy..
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Call me shallow or whatever... but if her pussy isn't edible, the best thing she'll get from me is a few fucks, and possibly a facial. There's no relationship where there's not edible pussy.

That pussy I ate 9 months ago... :p :p :p : Nice, tight, hidden lips, wet and warm, a moaner... damn. TIFFANY!!! ;)
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let's get off the pussy-eating side of things for a bit.. and back to the original topic of the thread...


how's come mommakin is the only woman that's responded thusfar? i mean.. there's no way she's the only female that read this thread...

hmmm.. did i hit a sore spot? if so.. please don't take it as an insult.. (if you are in fact a dishrag in bed).. but more as an eye-opening experience.. a cue to make you change your old ways of love-making.. and to bring excitement into lives... ok? seriously...


but momma is right.. alot of women are in fact dishrags.. to varying degrees of course... i think if you were to rate #2's dishragginess on a scale of 1 to 10.. 10 being a totally lame fuck.. that simply lies there.. no moans or groans.. not a peep.. not even a giggle.. and really not knowing how to work it.. either doing things or not doing things that cause the rhythm to be thrown off.. and 1 being just a hint of dishragginess.. perhaps one that has the back scratching and back arching down pat.. and maybe even lets out some good, audible groans.. yet still making clear that she is indeed holding back... then #2 would be a 9... seriously.. that's how bad she is...

what about you guys? where does your S/O rank on the dishragginess scale?
 
decem said:
i need a woman who moans.. arches her back... talks dirty..

i need a woman, no matter how reserved, simply cannot help but to let the erotic sensations of love-making take over her body... causing her to drop any inhibitions she might have.. and fully give in to the pleasures of sex...

i need a woman that digs her nails into my back... that isn't afraid to push me onto my back and go down on me after i've been inside her...

a woman that screams.. a woman that yells.. "don't stop"... or "harder" through gritted teeth...

a woman that isn't afraid to be sitting on the couch.. and say "fuck me right here.. right now"...

a woman who isn't afraid to touch herself...
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I need me one of these women too ;)
 
I feel your pain. I had a bad fuck once and it still makes me grimace to think about it.

If you don't feel a good amount of passion, I would suggest that it is best to keep looking.

Out of curiousity...is she career oriented????
 
I'm sorry to hear that #2 is not working out, but you seem like a kick ass guy, and everybody says you are a calender boy, so I'm sure you will find some hot chick who satisfies your needs when it comes to the sack.

I too feel the same about going down on a chick, my last girlfriend was no canidate for that, it was unbearable.

Good Luck
 
Crazier said:


Call me shallow or whatever... but if her pussy isn't edible, the best thing she'll get from me is a few fucks, and possibly a facial. There's no relationship where there's not edible pussy.

That pussy I ate 9 months ago... :p :p :p : Nice, tight, hidden lips, wet and warm, a moaner... damn. TIFFANY!!! ;)
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EXACTLY!! that's not being shallow crazier... that's just being real...

in fact.. #2's had her four chances to get her act straight... and things have yet to change.. i might... MIGHT.. give her one more chance tonight.. but really.. either way.. whether she's get a little better or not.. she's outta here..
 
wow i don't think i have ever heard "her pussy was too wet" to be eaten. wtf??? that's the best time to be down there handling business. that's like the bat signal to go ahead and launch the full on tongue assault. when it's all wet and swollen, it's just screaming "ssme, come lick me, big guy!!" maybe i just enjoy oral sex entirely too much, but the only time i won't be down there like lickety split is if it's not shaven or if the booty smelleth.
 
Test boy said:
I feel your pain. I had a bad fuck once and it still makes me grimace to think about it.

If you don't feel a good amount of passion, I would suggest that it is best to keep looking.

Out of curiousity...is she career oriented????
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once? you've only ever had one bad fuck in your life? shit.... consider yourself lucky...

you're right though.. there really is just NO passion in it.. at all.. and it's pointless to even continue on.. the only reason i've gotten this far is cuz i'm bored...

career oriented? hell no.. she's a damn waitress.. she's a full-time student to though.. about to graduate with a degree in secondary education..

come to think of it.. you guys remember the one i talked about.. that is exactly like this one.. the one i dated the first time i broke things off with the asian?? she was going into secondary ed. too.. and she fucking sucked in the sack..

i think there might be a connection.. anyone ever fuck a high school teacher? were they a dishrag too?
 
Peyote Killa said:
I'm sorry to hear that #2 is not working out, but you seem like a kick ass guy, and everybody says you are a calender boy, so I'm sure you will find some hot chick who satisfies your needs when it comes to the sack.

I too feel the same about going down on a chick, my last girlfriend was no canidate for that, it was unbearable.

Good Luck
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thx pk.. i'm lmao right now at your "unbearable" comment.... LOL.. i can't stop fucking laughing..
 
I used to call my ex-girlfriend a corpse in bed. She'd cry about it.

Hence the word ex.

Nothing worse than a chic just lying there... and it's not because you suck in bed. It's because they are too damn shy to get into it.

:sleep2: :sleep2:

I don't understand the wet pussy thing though... :licker: :licker:
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decem said:


thx pk.. i'm lmao right now at your "unbearable" comment.... LOL.. i can't stop fucking laughing..
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Cool, I was hopeing that it would make some body laugh

But it really was unbearable, I'm not joking. I would try and sacrifice, but the shit was just too much. I couldn't do it, it really was unbearable

Uhhhggg
 
Crazier said:
I used to call my ex-girlfriend a corpse in bed. She'd cry about it.

Hence the word ex.

Nothing worse than a chic just lying there... and it's not because you suck in bed. It's because they are too damn shy to get into it.

:sleep2: :sleep2:

I don't understand the wet pussy thing though... :licker: :licker:
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lemme TRY to explain the whole wet pussy thing.. and it being too wet to eat...

you guys have obviously been with different women.. and realized that different women having varying degrees of wetness... and different types of pussy fluids.. ranging from watery to downright slimy.. just as they also have varying degrees of wetness at different times throughout the love-making procedure...

well... girl #2's pussy.. besides it being just not exactly right for eating... gets wet as fuck.. and in an instant.. i'm talking the same degree of wetness that my ex used to get to at the point of climax.. (which afterwards.. i wouldn't eat either)...i mean.. everything is just sopping in juice.. don't ask how..

i mean.. if your clit was nice and somewhat dry.. ya know. just a little damp.. then i'd be a tad more inclined to put a tongue to it.. but it's wet as fuck too..

AND.. to make things worse.. she's got one of the more viscous pussy juice types..... which i also don't dig..

so that's that...

3 strikes..

viscous juices.. ugly pussy... and soaking wet..

YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
decem said:


once? you've only ever had one bad fuck in your life? shit.... consider yourself lucky...

you're right though.. there really is just NO passion in it.. at all.. and it's pointless to even continue on.. the only reason i've gotten this far is cuz i'm bored...

career oriented? hell no.. she's a damn waitress.. she's a full-time student to though.. about to graduate with a degree in secondary education..

come to think of it.. you guys remember the one i talked about.. that is exactly like this one.. the one i dated the first time i broke things off with the asian?? she was going into secondary ed. too.. and she fucking sucked in the sack..

i think there might be a connection.. anyone ever fuck a high school teacher? were they a dishrag too?
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I have a theory that people suck at things because it isn't important to them. A career oriented person may be too focused on their objectives to be a good lay. As a working senior, she sounds quite occupied by her work demands.

I once found a tight bodied, hugely breasted attorney in my bed. She placed her arm across my stomach right above the navel. I got a boner and rubbed her arm with it since it was already there. She didn't grab it so I fell asleep after playing with her tits for awhile. I can't stand it when a woman makes me do allthefuckinwork. Oddly....the next morning she invited me to spend another night with her. Guess it was because she told her friends that my skillful breast play gave her an orgasm.

Memories....sigh
 
Test boy said:
I have a theory that people suck at things because it isn't important to them. A career oriented person may be too focused on their objectives to be a good lay. As a working senior, she sounds quite occupied by her work demands.

I once found a tight bodied, hugely breasted attorney in my bed. She placed her arm across my stomach right above the navel. I got a boner and rubbed her arm with it since it was already there. She didn't grab it so I fell asleep after playing with her tits for awhile. I can't stand it when a woman makes me do allthefuckinwork. Oddly....the next morning she invited me to spend another night with her. Guess it was because she told her friends that my skillful breast play gave her an orgasm.

Memories....sigh
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this rule doesn't apply to men does it? cuz seriously.. i am NOT a bad lay.. and i work 44 hours a week.. have a full load in school.. and work out 5-6 days a week..

i don't think it's so much that it's not important to them.. i think it's a combination of not having the know-how, wisdom, insight to learn from previous experiences.. and know what men want.. not being that experienced in the first place... and being shy and reserved..


and this one is EXACTLY the same man.. i do all the fucking work.. seriously.. i have to make EVERY single fucking move.. i even told her that she's gonna have to start taking some fucking initiative.. but she has yet to do so..

and the worst part.. it starts wearing on me as well.. almost as if i'm doing something wrong.. when in fact i know i'm not..

then.. like you said.. she keeps calling and wanting to do shit.. even though things obviously aint clicking between us..
 
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Maybe buying her a book on how to please men would work if handled properly.

Maybe a video on better lovemaking.
 
decem said:


viscous juices.. ugly pussy... and soaking wet..

YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LMFAO!!! :D :D

Thanks for breaking it down. The first 2 would get her the book with me too!!!

Have you ever had a 'squirter'? Had my first one about a month ago. It was like she was pissing all over the place. Needless to say, after the first moment of 'Oh wow...' it was pretty nasty.
If my face was down there... no bullshit... I'da punched da bitch!!!
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I had a beautifully crafted, very expensive bed spread destroyed by extraordinary amounts of vaginal fluids that had semen mixed in with it.

Threw it in the washing machine and the tassles tore themselves up. I was livid. Never called her back even though she was one of the best lays of my life. She also lived quite aways away.
 
decem....

been really busy with work lately and haven't had time to catch up with ya! sorry about that. looks like you have been staying "aerobically" fit but not having much fun at it. :) taking time during lunch to give ya my suggestion.

personally, i would not be wasting my time with someone you have already said repeatedly that you don't want to be with. you won't have the time "finding" the one you want if you are spending all of your time with #2.

but since you still want to fuck around with her this is what i would do. communicate with her about the bedroom. it sounds like she might be shy. (obviuosly she is turned on due to the degree of wetness, but she doesn't sound all that confident in bed) anyway, if you are the "bigger" person so to speak and you want some great sex, you have to communicate it to her. she cannot read your mind. i would casually mention it (sex in general and what you like) to her just in conversation. then when you have sex again see if she picked up on it.

if she didn't pick it up again and maybe verbally say thing in bed like "you like it when i pull your hair like that" or "suck my dick". mmmm.....yummy!!!! personally i like it like that :D but then again, i am comfortable with myself, therefore i am comfortable in bed...catch my drift. and i let my partner know:)

anyways, in a healthy relationship things need to be communicated and she is not giving you what you need in bed. the bedroom is a big part of a relationship. just when you bring it up, don't make it personal....just make it general. i hope you guys know eachother well enough to have those kind of conversations if you are already sleeping together.

anyway, hope that helps....off to work again!

good luck my sexy calendar boy!!!! :kiss:
 
I thought you were MY sexy calendar boy!! *pout*....That's OK. I'm good about sharing. ;)

I thought this thread was going to be about discouraging women from being too domestic.....but I will write something anyway since I am already here --- tell her to shape up or ship out. She'll either start to get into it more, or she'll be so shocked that she is not good in bed that she will leave you, and work on it with the next unfortunate guy that comes along.



My O2 . :fro:
 
polarpixie said:
I thought you were MY sexy calendar boy!! *pout*....That's OK. I'm good about sharing. ;)

I thought this thread was going to be about discouraging women from being too domestic.....but I will write something anyway since I am already here --- tell her to shape up or ship out. She'll either start to get into it more, or she'll be so shocked that she is not good in bed that she will leave you, and work on it with the next unfortunate guy that comes along.



My O2 . :fro:
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Hey...I thought you were going to be my masturbation partner. What happened? :(
 
Ever gone down on a girl and thought you were going to drown? That's what it is like when a pussy is too wet.
 
decem,

You sound so particular with what you will do with her in bed so my advice is don't be so upset with her. It sounds like you aren't sexually compatibile with each other.

You don't really get into it with her, so why should she??

:D
 
i need a woman who moans.. arches her back... talks dirty..

yep..thats me..


i need a woman, no matter how reserved, simply cannot help but to let the erotic sensations of love-making take over her body... causing her to drop any inhibitions she might have.. and fully give in to the pleasures of sex...

yep..me again

i need a woman that digs her nails into my back... that isn't afraid to push me onto my back and go down on me after i've been inside her...

yeppers..me

a woman that screams.. a woman that yells.. "don't stop"... or "harder" through gritted teeth...

you got my bio or something.....

a woman that isn't afraid to be sitting on the couch.. and say "fuck me right here.. right now"...

yesss....or better yet...just whip my clothes off and start masturbating..while saying "fuck me right here...right now":D

a woman who isn't afraid to touch herself...

please refrence last answer...hehe
 
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decem said:
as you all know.. or some of you do anyway.. the ones who aren't tired of my "#2" threads... i'm seeing this girl... #2... who i'm really not that interested in at all.. even less now.. but am messin with just to kill time... well.. the girl's a fucking dishrag in bed.. i hate it..

i need a woman who moans.. arches her back... talks dirty..

i need a woman, no matter how reserved, simply cannot help but to let the erotic sensations of love-making take over her body... causing her to drop any inhibitions she might have.. and fully give in to the pleasures of sex...

i need a woman that digs her nails into my back... that isn't afraid to push me onto my back and go down on me after i've been inside her...

a woman that screams.. a woman that yells.. "don't stop"... or "harder" through gritted teeth...

a woman that isn't afraid to be sitting on the couch.. and say "fuck me right here.. right now"...

a woman who isn't afraid to touch herself...


i'm gonna go ahead and let #2 go... i can't take it.. i find no pleasure in making love to her.. or fucking her.. and really none in hanging out with her... she's outta here..
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LOL. I think the same way.
I will never understand how women can just lay there in bed and let it "happen" to them....WTF???
My b/f calls me a 'dirty little girl' ;)
 
one phrase I use to call my EX

"You Naughty, Naughty, little girl" The again she loved to have sex and she was a chronic masturbator. Plus she would do anything...... (ahhhhh the good old days)
 
thx for the replies gals..

ashe.. sup homegirl..?? how was the trip? how all went well.. as for #2.. and my being a coach.. it ain't gonna happen.. really.. i'm completely done with her.. i swear.. maybe i'll tell her this weekend on AIM while i'm working... lol.. but seriously.. i've been in the coaching chair before.. and it's all good.. as long as your interested in the other person out of the bedroom as well.. which i'm not.. so there's no point.. and i have actually told her repeatedly that she needs to be more assertive/aggressive.. because the dishrag type just doesn't do it for me.. but that had no impact.. and you're right.... about not finding the right one if i'm hanging out with #2.. she's history..

thx again for your reply.. i'll hit ya up with an email this weekend while i'm working.. :D


pixie.. thanks for being so understanding.. and willing to share me :D .. like i told ashe.. i'm gonna just ship her out.. there's a very slim chance that i might give her the chance to shape up.. but i highly doubt it..

starfish... the only thing i won't do with her in bed is go down on her.. for reasons stated previously.. but i also hate being the one to initiate each and every change of course that takes place.. so.. really.. i'm not picky.. seriously.. i'm not. she just doesn't do it for me.. that's all.. and you're right.. we just aren't compatible.. and like i said.. she's a goner..

kronkette and alexiarenee.. do you have any sisters?



btw... i'm glad i'm not the only one that came forth and said that a coochie could indeed be TOO wet to eat out.. otherwise i'd a looked like the fool.. thx for the support guys...
 
I just lay there.....let the guy do all the work....

if hes lucky I will lick his balls.....IF hes lucky

Sometimes I will say "faster ya dumb fuck" but thats it.

j/k


I find it very hard to believe that their are women that just lay there----unless they really don't like it
 
Test boy said:
I had a beautifully crafted, very expensive bed spread destroyed by extraordinary amounts of vaginal fluids that had semen mixed in with it.

Threw it in the washing machine and the tassles tore themselves up. I was livid. Never called her back even though she was one of the best lays of my life. She also lived quite aways away.
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WTF you doing with a sissy tassled bed spread?
 
speaking of bedspreads.. i fucking stained my $110 (i know i know.. that's piddly pocket cash to some of you.. but i'm a balla on a budget nigga).. comforter last night... and now gotta stick it in the damn washer.. and take the chance of colors runnin.. or shit getting fucked up in the dryer...

FUCK!!
 
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