kicked out of the gym

[Synpax]

Sorry, I'm really frustrated right now because the gym manager revoked my membership today and refused to even refund me a pro-rated amount for what I paid for the current month.

I really liked this gym too because it was right across the street from my office and I could shower there after my morning run and go workout in the afternoon. The next closest gym is a few blocks away and much more expensive and much more wimpy.

I really don't know what to do.

 

[KillahBee]

what'd you do? pee in the shower?

 

[ohashi]

Peeing in the shower is a no-no, bro.

 

[Synpax]

Actually, no, I wouldn't do something as gross as that.

What happened was when I went in to take my shower after today's morning run. I stripped down about to get into the shower, and then I realized I forgot to get a towel. They are kept at the front desk.

I was really pressed for time, so I grabbed a (clean) sock and pulled it over my penis and testicles and made my way to the front desk.

The men's locker room is on the 2nd floor with the lifting equipment. The towels are on the first floor with the cardio equipment.

Before I got to the towel stack, I cruised behind the treadmills as there are always a lot of fine ladies there and I like to check them out. Naturally, I was somewhat aroused and my sock went sort of parallel. Perfectly normal.

So I get to the front desk and grab two towels (I'm kind of hairy, so I need it). The woman at the front desk gave me a really wierd look.

I went back to the lockeroom, shaved and showered, and started to leave. But before I could get to the front door, the manager approaches me and tells me that I'm never to set foot in the gym again.

I knew they had a one towel rule, but who would have thought they would be so fucking anal about it.

 

[FatRat]

Yup, some gym managers turn into little hitlers when the old one towel rule gets broken… LMAO

 

[Cut]

LOL!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

LoL that's funny... sorry to laugh at your loss, but come one bro, you should have known that wouldn't go over well. Good story though....

 

[Boulder257]

That's hilarious! Karma for that one...although, you have to understand that they can't have people running around the gym with nothing but "a sock" on.

 

[Tweakle]

best story ever

 

[Brett44444444]

hahaha, thats fucking great. You are my hero.