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kicked out of the gym

Synpax

Synpax

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Sorry, I'm really frustrated right now because the gym manager revoked my membership today and refused to even refund me a pro-rated amount for what I paid for the current month.

I really liked this gym too because it was right across the street from my office and I could shower there after my morning run and go workout in the afternoon. The next closest gym is a few blocks away and much more expensive and much more wimpy.

I really don't know what to do. :confused: :bawling:
 
Actually, no, I wouldn't do something as gross as that.

What happened was when I went in to take my shower after today's morning run. I stripped down about to get into the shower, and then I realized I forgot to get a towel. They are kept at the front desk.

I was really pressed for time, so I grabbed a (clean) sock and pulled it over my penis and testicles and made my way to the front desk.

The men's locker room is on the 2nd floor with the lifting equipment. The towels are on the first floor with the cardio equipment.

Before I got to the towel stack, I cruised behind the treadmills as there are always a lot of fine ladies there and I like to check them out. Naturally, I was somewhat aroused and my sock went sort of parallel. Perfectly normal.

So I get to the front desk and grab two towels (I'm kind of hairy, so I need it). The woman at the front desk gave me a really wierd look.

I went back to the lockeroom, shaved and showered, and started to leave. But before I could get to the front door, the manager approaches me and tells me that I'm never to set foot in the gym again.

I knew they had a one towel rule, but who would have thought they would be so fucking anal about it.
 
LoL that's funny... sorry to laugh at your loss, but come one bro, you should have known that wouldn't go over well. Good story though....
 
That's hilarious! Karma for that one...although, you have to understand that they can't have people running around the gym with nothing but "a sock" on.
 
one of the greatest stories i've heard in a while...lol. they are tight as hell at my gym about the towels too, and would definately ban anyone who did that.
 
supersizeme said:
lol @ everyone believing that story
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Ditto !!! :)

Hey Syn..... I hear the Red Hot Chile Peppers are looking for a new band member.........you`d be a shoe in Bro !!! :D
 
This was a long time ago, many gym kicking outs ago too. Maybe four or five.

I've since learned that getting banned from the premises of a fitness center is a foreign experience for most hard core gym rats like myself.

The logical conclusion is that there is a conspiracy against me.
 
Did the chicks doing cardio like the "sock" thing ? :D
 
So completely believing that, its not even funny.
 
Believe it or not, I once got kicked out of a gym for using chalk. They didn't have any chalk there, so I brought my own (a rockclimber's chalk ball). I cleaned up the bars when I was done, but they took offense and banned me. No warning or second chances, just gone.

Apparently some woman complained about chalk on the bench, guess I missed a spot. Oh yeah, she was doing curls in the squat rack when I left. :rolleyes:
 
I love my GYM :rolleyes: , They have signs all over the walls stating that if weight are not returned to their proper location, you risk the possibility of getting banned.

There has never been a day where I have found dumb bells on the racks, they are always on the floor, and the ones on the rack are completely out of order, and never in pairs.
 
I heard about that... a woman got hurt falling off the treadmill when she saw Synpax wearing an ankle sock, she was laughing so hard.
 
Imagine if ths guy was wearing those small ped socks?

It would look like a cotton ball on the end of a Q-Tip.

heh

Great story!!
 
No, the gym I am a member of is the 5th gym I've joined in the last year. I am in a downtown area so there are a lot of them within a few blocks.
 
Synpax said:
No, the gym I am a member of is the 5th gym I've joined in the last year. I am in a downtown area so there are a lot of them within a few blocks.
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So you're a repeat offender. I think I'll take the gyms (plural) side on this.

Start shopping for home gym equipment, you won't get banned, unless you impose a strict towel rule on yourself.
 
SoreArms said:


So you're a repeat offender. I think I'll take the gyms (plural) side on this.
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Dude. Don't even start with that. As was clearly obvious to the woman, I am very hairy. That is a disability and according to the 1990 Americans With Disabilities Act all reasonable accomidations must be made for me, and that means I get TWO TOWELS.

COUNT EM. ONE. TWO. TWO TOWELS.

So you and your fascist gym manager friends just best not find yourselves between me and a stair case, else someone is gonna have an ax'dent. You get me, bro?
 
Shorts cover essentially the same thing as a sock. It's not like me with a sock is anything different from what you would see at the beach - particularly Myrtle Beach where you are and where I am from.

Besides, I had already padlocked my clothes into the locker.

It's like all of the sudden I'm back in Victorian England and heaven forbid my ankles are showing.
 
i think i'm gonna go throw on a sock and go to the grocery store. i'm feeling too lazy to go put on some clothes... later fellas...
 
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