JUST GOT INTO Modeling School!!!

[HighIntensity]

Sweet

I have been trying for so long to get into Richard Calvents School for Modeling. And today I found out I am IN. I won't be posting that much because school will take up alot of my time.

 

[rjl296]

i was in, then I got fat

 

[Lao Tzu]

at first glance i thought you said 'medical school'. this makes more sense though.

 

[supersizeme]

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[velvett]

YOU go GIRL!

 

[Lao Tzu]

YOU go GIRL!

go on AIM, i want to talk to you

 

[HighIntensity]

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this school is very selective, you won't find it online. Classes include Introduction to Walking the Runway and Glitter 312.

 

[revexrevex]

congrats bro

 

[supersizeme]

for real? can you send me an application because my mom tells me like everyday how handsome i am... i'm tired of not doing anything about it. i need to be in magazines for christ's sake.

 

[HighIntensity]

for real? can you send me an application because my mom tells me like everyday how handsome i am... i'm tired of not doing anything about it. i need to be in magazines for christ's sake.

you have the body for it.

 

[velvett]

go on AIM, i want to talk to you

Er, ok.

Hang on.

 

[supersizeme]

you have the body for it.

will you take me under your lat and show me the ropes?

 

[ohashi]

YOU go GIRL!

 

[revexrevex]

will you take me under your lat and show me the ropes?

take me under your lat....... LOOOOOOLLLL....... classic

 

[spongebob]

this school is very selective, you won't find it online. Classes include Introduction to Walking the Runway and Glitter 312.

i have a feeling you'll walk right through these classes, just wait till facials and hair primp. you'll probably need a tutor then.

 

[ohashi]

i have a feeling you'll walk right through these classes, just wait till facials and hair primp. you'll probably need a tutor then.

Facials, yes, but not the once you get in a salon. Well, you get them in my salon.

 

[gymtime]

I think your runway name should be Sparkles.

 

[Code]

LOL, thats some funny shit bro.

Richard Calvents, LOL!!

 

[chauncy55]

You must be a homo. Are you into fashion? lol model school? What a fucking joke.

 

[ohashi]

You must be a homo.

Well no fucking shit.

 

[WODIN]

Good luck on learning to Turn Left.

 

[ohashi]

I love Zoolander. Ben Stiller portrays one of his more intelligent characters.

 

[Taps]

I thought you were a campus model already. I guess that's kinda like the minor leagues...you're a pro now, congrats.

 

[biteme]

I wonder how much it pays to model underwear. I don't think they would hire me as my dick looks like a coiled up python.

 

[Lift Chief]

I thought you were a campus model already. I guess that's kinda like the minor leagues...you're a pro now, congrats.

LOL

I think him being campus model was self-proclaimed and unofficial.

 

[ohashi]

I wonder how much it pays to model underwear. I don't think they would hire me as my dick looks like a coiled up python.

It pays free underwear.

 

[Dougly]

Good luck HI. You'll do well IN modeling. Handsome bastard.

 

[Lao Tzu]

I wonder how much it pays to model underwear. I don't think they would hire me as my dick looks like a coiled up python.

thats not what the hobos at the bus station are saying.

 

[ohashi]

Damn hobos.

 

[HighIntensity]

You must be a homo. Are you into fashion? lol model school? What a fucking joke.

This is not a joke, modeling is everything to me.

 

[spentagn]

this school is very selective, you won't find it online. Classes include Introduction to Walking the Runway and Glitter 312.

ok u fatties are 2 scared to posts pics i did on the ana board so do a search fatties. if u dont have pics post a poem. heres one i wrote about campus modeling:

left. right. left. right.
hand on hip, jacket flipped
flashes: stars in my eyes.

quarter turn
turn head, now back!
no more cameras now
i'm the supernova.

me. me. i am good.
pretty me.
i am the quantam blur:
what u cant explain or know.

give up hope, i'm beyond you.
i walk bck eyes percipitate on
RUNWAYS.

hurry hurry, time to change.
20 seconds more
who needs the civilized tribes?
the trail of tears is here.

post up fatties.


BiIntensity circa 2002

 

[ohashi]

ok u fatties are 2 scared to posts pics i did on the ana board so do a search fatties. if u dont have pics post a poem. heres one i wrote about campus modeling:

left. right. left. right.
hand on hip, jacket flipped
flashes: stars in my eyes.

quarter turn
turn head, now back!
no more cameras now
i'm the supernova.

me. me. i am good.
pretty me.
i am the quantam blur:
what u cant explain or know.

give up hope, i'm beyond you.
i walk bck eyes percipitate on
RUNWAYS.

hurry hurry, time to change.
20 seconds more
who needs the civilized tribes?
the trail of tears is here.

post up fatties.


BiIntensity circa 2002

WTF? You... suck?

 

[spentagn]

WTF? You... suck?

I have way too many posts for you not to like me.

 

[ohashi]

I love you too, like I love my cottage cheese.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

How much per hour does it cost to "Date" you now HI?

 

[Code]

How much per hour does it cost to "Date" you now HI?

He pays girls 5 bucks a night to date him.

 

[ohashi]

I'd pay that.

 

[spentagn]

I'd pay that.

time for an aavantard.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

He pays girls 5 bucks a night to date him.

That may be true but I'm talking about the Men that pay him! Last I heard he was getting $250-500 an hour for just the polishing of the dolphin! God only knows what the pay for a 190 pound HI pounding!

 

[HighIntensity]

That may be true but I'm talking about the Men that pay him! Last I heard he was getting $250-500 an hour for just the polishing of the dolphin! God only knows what the pay for a 190 pound HI pounding!

197 as of today, gplenish and test seems to work., I will be 215 by halloween.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

197 as off today, gplenish and test seems to work., I will be 215 by halloween.

Good for you! That's got to be at least $100 more bucks per hour!

 

[NoDaddyNo]

I like the band Handsome Boy Modeling School. And that references an episode from Chris Elliot's "Get A Life".

Fantastic on all levels.

As for the rest of this thread, I didn't read it.

 

[TheProject]

 

[OMEGA]

I think he can really do it........

 

[gymtime]

I like the band Handsome Boy Modeling School. And that references an episode from Chris Elliot's "Get A Life".

Fantastic on all levels.

As for the rest of this thread, I didn't read it.

"Sparkles! What are you doing here?"

 

[OMEGA]

Gymtime is that your arm?

 

[gymtime]

Gymtime is that your arm?

Alright why does everyone keep asking me that???

Yes...a thousand times yes. But, truth be told, it IS my masturbation arm.

 

[OMEGA]

right on bro!

 

[Bullit]

Introduction to Walking the Runway and Glitter 312.

You'll ace that shit broly.

Bu just imagine my brains and your body.. er coulf totally take over a couple photoshoots.

That would be awsome.