jpt's log

[sbt2082]

Happy birthday to you, happy birhday to you, happy birthday JP... happy birthday to you

 

[jpt]

You have fun today!! I'm sure she'll call you later today! Disappointment? Don't be silly.. I'm sure she's proud of every inch of you hun!

yep all 3 1/2 inches

Happy birthday to you, happy birhday to you, happy birthday JP... happy birthday to you

wow that was almost as good as my niece sb!! except instead of uncle john-paul she calls me uncle pooh pah.

 

[Ilk]

yep all 3 1/2 inches

 

[*Bunny*]

Uncle pooh pah That's 3 X you made me lol this morning

 

[jpt]

Uncle pooh pah That's 3 X you made me lol this morning

just imagine how many times you would laugh if we had these convos in person??? actually, you'd prob think i was a fist pumping guido and kick me in the junk after i said..."how you doin'...like my new iroc??? yeah...it stands for italian retards out cruising... minchia!!!"

wow...i have issues

 

[SgtSlaughter]

just imagine how many times you would laugh if we had these convos in person??? actually, you'd prob think i was a fist pumping guido and kick me in the junk after i said..."how you doin'...like my new iroc??? yeah...it stands for italian retards out cruising... minchia!!!"

wow...i have issues

Issues...naaaaaaaa, just a hyper active laughter complex... whatever the hell that means, lol

 

[*Bunny*]

just imagine how many times you would laugh if we had these convos in person??? actually, you'd prob think i was a fist pumping guido and kick me in the junk after i said..."how you doin'...like my new iroc??? yeah...it stands for italian retards out cruising... minchia!!!"

wow...i have issues

lol, we'd get along very well unclepoohpah lol. How'd you do with the PB last night?

 

[jpt]

Issues...naaaaaaaa, just a hyper active laughter complex... whatever the hell that means, lol

i think your right...i've heard of that disease before! i hear it more prone to staten island idiots though

lol, we'd get along very well unclepoohpah lol. How'd you do with the PB last night?

awe scchucks buns....danks!

instead of all natural peanut butter i opted for some pre-birthday nookie
was too pooped to make it to the fridge lol. so i guess you can say i did very well!

p.s. i asked my fiance this last night and she didn't have an answer...maybe someone here can tell me what's up b/c i'm confused as all hell

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed????

 

[*Bunny*]

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed????

I read it's because there is an interconnection of nerves along that part (or parts) of the face, it's involuntary with self application, although some women do not have that reaction.

I think your fiance is trying to tell you something lol

 

[jpt]

i'm not a good signal reader guy....

what do you think she is trying to say????