Joke....

[FrankRizzo]

A Detroit woman is in the welfare office filling out forms. The welfare officer asks her how many children she has.
" Ten boys"
"Ten! and their names?"
"Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, and
Leroy."

" All named Leroy?" Why would you name them all Leroy?""That way, when I wants them all to come in from the yard I just
yells
LEROY, and when I wants them to come
in for dinner I just yells LEROY!"
"What if you just want a particular one of them to do
something?"

"Then I calls him by his last name"

 

[WarriorPL]

Two guys work together - a black guy and a white guy. The black guy notices that the white guy always came to work with a smile on his face. He asks him "Man, how come you come to work with a smile on your face every day?" The white guy replied "That's because I make love to my wife every morning before work." Amazed the black guy asks him how he gets his wife to make love to him every morning. "That's easy," the white guy said. "I just tell her the same poem when I wake up: Blondie, Blondie, eyes so blue, I just love waking up and making love to you!" Well, determined the black guy decides to take his friends advice. The next day the black guy shows up to work all beat to hell - black eyes, broken nose, fat lip... the works. The white guy says, "Man, what happened to you???" The black guy says "I don't know, I went home and tried your advice." "Well, what poem did you tell your wife?" the white guy asked. The black guy replied: "Nappy head, Nappy head, eyes like a frog, If I could roll your fat ass over, I'd do you like a dog!"


~WizKid

 

[AAP]

*YAWN* Try again boys.