Joke

[Latimer]

A man walks into a bar looking deeply depressed. After his fourth shot, the bartender said, 'Man you really look like your having a rough day.'

The man replied, 'Yeah, today I found out my oldest son is gay.'

The bartender said, 'Man that sucks.'

The next day the guy returned to the bar looking even more depressed and ordered several shots.

The bartender said, 'Man you look like you're having a terrible day, what seems to be the problem today?'

The man replied, 'Today I found out my youngest son is gay.'

The bartender said, 'Damn, doesn't anyone in your family like women?'

The man said, 'Yeah my wife.'

 

[sinister_storm]

 

[Kakdiesel]

I got one that might be offensive but I apologize to any gay member on the board.

Two gay men were having anal sex. THe guy on the bottom gettin it in the ass lived in the apartment they were having sex in.

The phone rings and the guy gettin it in the ass says, "Hurry up honey, I want you to come in my ass so I can get the phone. I really want it in my ass"

THe guy fucking the guy up the butt says, "Ok hold on its almost there"

The phone keeps ringing and ringing..So after about 15 rings, the guy who is receiving gets worried. It might be an emergency so he gets up and says, "I have to get that phone, but dont come until I come back cuz I want it in my ass..PRomise ME!"

THe other guy says, "OK I wont come.. I want to come in your ass too"

SO the guy answers the phone in the other room and comes back and there is come all over the walls, couch, curtains, EVERYWHERE!

SO he says, "God dammit mother fucker, I thought I said not to come until I came back so i could get it in the ass."

THe other guy says, "I didnt come. I farted"

 

[Kakdiesel]

guess nobody thought it was funny

 

[seeseerider]

not true!! i find it funny!!

 

[kuda75]

heres a good one.

a little boy is at his grandmas house. his grandma is taking a shower. the little boy busts in on her and says"grandma what's that" she replies" well son that is my beaver" "oh ok grandma" the little boy says.
later on that night the little boy goes home and his mom is taking a shower. the little boy busts in on her and says" mommy what's that" the mom replies " well son that is my beaver" the little boy says" well grandmas beaver must be dead because it's tongue is hanging out.

 

[maxellyz]

Funny stuff more more more

 

[Rianabol]

Brilliant!

Bros I aint laughed like that since my wife left me,



R

 

[kuda75]

what did cinderella say when she got to the ball???

ehhh ehhhh ehhh ehhhh.

its hard to try to type that sound. lol

 

[MaxBiceps]

A man walks into a bar looking deeply depressed. After his fourth shot, the bartender said, 'Man you really look like your having a rough day.'

The man replied, 'Yeah, today I found out my oldest son is gay.'

The bartender said, 'Man that sucks.'

The next day the guy returned to the bar looking even more depressed and ordered several shots.

The bartender said, 'Man you look like you're having a terrible day, what seems to be the problem today?'

The man replied, 'Today I found out my youngest son is gay.'

The bartender said, 'Damn, doesn't anyone in your family like women?'

The man said, 'Yeah my wife.'

Great one, bro.