JOIN THE "KILL THAT SHIT" ADMINISTRATION TODAY!!

[mekannik]

I killed myself today, and i'm ready to kill that shit everyday!

I astonished myself yesterday. Just when I got to the gym, I saw "that SHIIIT" coming in behind me at the front door. And you darn well know what I did. I opened that front door and, without even glancing, let the door slam shut right in "that SHIIIT"'s face.

No joke. No lie.

You can not be much ruder than that. And what did "that SHIIIT" do, you might ask? Stood there, like a dumbass. Eyes aglazed, jaw on the ground, tears welling up.


"Be RUDE to that SHIIIT"!!!! (damn I could chug a whole Starbucks tall frappuccino right now I am so pumped! yeah. get some!!!!)

 

[Protobuilder]

Yes!!!!! Get you some!!!!1!1

Sometimes while I'm being SUPER RUDE TO THAT F'ING SHIT I like to throw those F'ING plates around!! The other day, I chucked a 10 pounder across the goddamned gym and hit some turd doing the pec deck right in his shin!!! That was totally RUDE!!!!

KEEP ON KILLING THAT SHIT!!!1!

 

[mekannik]

KEEP ON KILLING THAT SHIT!!!1!

Correction - "KEEP ON BEING RUDE to that SHIIIT!!!1!"

 

[theprofessor]

count me in

 

[msam76]

I hurt like hell today, cannot raise my arms past my ribs, everytime I lift my arms to take a drink, the pain makes me want to puke...yesterday I did puke after killing my tri's. can I be a member now?

 

[Protobuilder]

Did you actually puke "in" a public gym? And was it on anyone or on an important piece of equipment? If so, you may have acted quite rudely and could quite possibly become a member, pursuant to Mekkanik's approval of course.

 

[silver_shadow]

hey who unstickied this?!

 

[msam76]

Did you actually puke "in" a public gym? And was it on anyone or on an important piece of equipment? If so, you may have acted quite rudely and could quite possibly become a member, pursuant to Mekkanik's approval of course.

public gym, but in the trash can...well, most of it anyway. There were quite a few guys around and considering I am female, they were quite impressed. I wasn't there to fu**ing impress them. Should have aimed for them. Will know next time.

 

[mekannik]

public gym, but in the trash can...well, most of it anyway. There were quite a few guys around and considering I am female, they were quite impressed. I wasn't there to fu**ing impress them. Should have aimed for them. Will know next time.

After analyzing your post and putting it thru the rigorous 15 point checklist, you are indeed up for pledging the Being RUDE TO THAT SHIT!!!1! administration.


If you wish full active member status please clarify the following points:
-Whilst puking into the trash can/floor area, was someone holding your hair back for you? Did you hold it aside yourself? Was it already pulled clear of the deluge (pigtails, baseball hat, scrunchy, shaved head)?

-For any puke that did not fall within the confines of the trash can, did you wipe it up or leave it to fester? What was your motivation for either action?

-Upon completion of said puking episode, did you wipe your mouth and glower about the room before marching back to your workout? Or did you kick the trash can utter some unintelligible comment questioning its sexuality?


Lastly, thank you for your interest and gusto in seeking acceptance into the Being RUDE TO THAT SHIT!!!1! administration.

 

[msam76]

After analyzing your post and putting it thru the rigorous 15 point checklist, you are indeed up for pledging the Being RUDE TO THAT SHIT!!!1! administration.


If you wish full active member status please clarify the following points:
-Whilst puking into the trash can/floor area, was someone holding your hair back for you? Did you hold it aside yourself? Was it already pulled clear of the deluge (pigtails, baseball hat, scrunchy, shaved head)?

-For any puke that did not fall within the confines of the trash can, did you wipe it up or leave it to fester? What was your motivation for either action?

-Upon completion of said puking episode, did you wipe your mouth and glower about the room before marching back to your workout? Or did you kick the trash can utter some unintelligible comment questioning its sexuality?


Lastly, thank you for your interest and gusto in seeking acceptance into the Being RUDE TO THAT SHIT!!!1! administration.

Hold my hair back??? f**k that. Like I had time. So, no, no one held my hair back, it was not in a ponytail it was just there.

clean it up? No, I had a workout to get back to, no time for free work. That is what the skinny little geek with the mop is for.

I kicked the trash can because I had just thrown up a very good and well made protein shake, hated to lose that. That stuff is not cheap.