jesus, buddha, and allah

[Carmen]

walk into a hooters and sit down at the bar.
suddenly god walks up to them and says, "what the heck are you guys doing here???"

jesus, buddha, and allah all look at eachother and stammer... "oh.. uh... we're just here for the wings."

and god says, "then why are you staring at my tits????"

 

[CFZB]

Thors Hammer That Was Funny !

 

[BileStew]

I thought this was going to be about the 3 players the Mets just picked up.

 

[Carmen]

thors hammer?
(if thats a religious reference, i'm not gonna get it)

 

[Carmen]

I thought this was going to be about the 3 players the Mets just picked up.

Mets?
(if thats a sports reference, i'm not gonna get that either)


I'm kidding.

kinda.

 

[n0th1ng]

Odin's Raven that was hilarious.

 

[Carmen]

Odin's Raven that was hilarious.

i don't even know if thats a sports OR religious reference.

 

[CFZB]

Great Zeus' beard You HAve Large Chesticles. !

 

[CFZB]

Odin's Raven that was hilarious.

lol....

 

[CFZB]

i don't even know if thats a sports OR religious reference.

lol...

 

[Carmen]

Great Zeus' beard You HAve Large Chesticles. !

yes. they give me super powers.

 

[n0th1ng]

Sugarplum has never seen Anchorman.

 

[CFZB]

yes. they give me super powers.

NIiiCE !

 

[jackangel]

allah is god, perhaps you meant mohammed

 

[Carmen]

allah is god, perhaps you meant mohammed

um... ok, him too.

 

[CFZB]

Sugarplum has never seen Anchorman.

It means "A Whales Vagina"......

 

[n0th1ng]

I heard somehwere their periods attract bears. They can smell the menstration.

 

[BileStew]

Mets?
(if thats a sports reference, i'm not gonna get that either)


I'm kidding.

kinda.

Nice *baseballs*.

 

[jackangel]

um... ok, him too.

see you in hell, dear

 

[BileStew]

see you in hell, dear

Great, another one moving to Jersey.

 

[Carmen]

see you in hell, dear

ok. bring snacks.