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I've got just enough time to kick 10 EF member's asses

supersizeme

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I have a meeting here in an hour so I can't do everyone. Please respond to this thread if you're interested and, depending on your location, I may or may not be able to beat you severely.

Thanks.
 
IN...
 
You may want to schedule me in for this. I'll probably go down quickly, thus saving time.
 
I need locations please. I'm in Texas and simply don't have the time to fly out to Europe to punish someone in the face.

fsupat - this is a fist fight. more of me hitting you mainly than an actual fight, but it also may includes slaps if you start crying
 
AZ, not far at all... put me first- you don't want to get to tired, or you may have trouble finishing me off...
 
So far no one is gonna get punched and kicked because I don't know where you all are located.

I now only have time to physically harm 6 people.
 
Phx, Az- hurry it up all ready, I don't have all day...
 
Becoming's got an ass kicking coming. Now all we need is 5 more so that I can plan my route and make flight arrangements.

To show you that I have a sense of humor, I will show up to the beating in a Halloween! costume.
 
Tennessee here. Plus Phatchik is here too, so you could 'kick some ass, and get some too!'

Although I think kicking my ass would be the easier of the two.
 
Becoming may be able to stop bullets, but he won't be able to stop the mafuggin b's I'll be raining down about his face, stomach, and possibly groin area if he acts up.

Ganryu, I'm sorry but Minnesota is a little bit out of my ass-kicking range. Consider yourself blessed that you will remain in good health today.
 
Sweet bor... I have never been knocked out yet, (but I have had a couple concussions) but I did want to see how many consecutive hits it would take... Make sure to bring someone along to count... I won't hit back just to save time...
 
Ok Becoming we'll do that and I'll give you one of the beers that I was bringing for 1rep for when it's all over...just to let you know that things are still cool with us despite me pounding on you.

I'm going to have to fight alien amp pharm as well because of the Phatchick thing. I hear she has nice boobs and they'd be relaxing to look at once I was done with the day's beatings.

Zebo is definitely in because he's like my neighbor. I can take care of him on my way home but not before stopping off at Albertson's to buy him a bag of frozen peas to help quell the swelling.

Ok need 3 more.
 
Ft Lauderdale here... and hurry... I gots to gets to'z the gym sometimes todays.
 
supersizeme said:

Ok need 3 more.

There's three of us in one place right now, if you hurry.

Course, you've already shown you're scared shitless of Hannibal, so I expect you to ignore this post anyway.
 
Alright I'm going to cancel all 10 of my beatings and just wail on Hannibal for 3 hours. But prior to destroying this huckleberry, we will first compete in the Annual SSME BeatAss Powerlifting competition in which I will double Hannibal's total despite my carb depleted state. Project, I would allow you to compete in the bench competition but the ceiling of the venue will most likely not contain any mens' anuses.
 
supersizeme said:
Alright I'm going to cancel all 10 of my beatings and just wail on Hannibal for 3 hours. But prior to destroying this huckleberry, we will first compete in the Annual SSME BeatAss Powerlifting competition in which I will double Hannibal's total despite my carb depleted state. Project, I would allow you to compete in the bench competition but the ceiling of the venue will most likely not contain any mens' anuses on the ceiling.

LOL

Boy, you bomb ONE bench cause your ass comes up, and you never forget.

You figure out how to bench more than 135 yet?
 
heheh
I think it's more of a case of me beating a joke to death and not knowing when it's no longer funny anymore.

I hit 135 freshman year after benching 3 times a week and maxing at least once. If you'd like to get onboard with this training program, let me know and I'll help you out. My current max bench is double whatever Hannibal's benching plus one pound.
 
supersizeme said:
heheh
I think it's more of a case of me beating a joke to death and not knowing when it's no longer funny anymore.

I hit 135 freshman year after benching 3 times a week and maxing at least once. If you'd like to get onboard with this training program, let me know and I'll help you out. My current max bench is double whatever Hannibal's benching plus one pound.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have the world's first 1000lb bencher RIGHT HERE!!

hehhehh

lat boy...
 
Beastums I've got a whole month dedicated to beating you and I'm not talking Ouchy the Clown style. I just haven't decided which month yet.
 
Youre in luck because Im in Texas broham. Let me get done with this bitch Im railing first, then you can have sloppy seconds with me.
 
Ganryu said:
Don't you see Becoming stopping bullets in his adventard? I wouldn't fuck with that.

also i think he benches 185 for a solid double. smart nougats don't tangle with that hardcore nasty biz.
 
supersizeme said:
Ok Becoming we'll do that and I'll give you one of the beers that I was bringing for 1rep for when it's all over...just to let you know that things are still cool with us despite me pounding on you.

I'm going to have to fight alien amp pharm as well because of the Phatchick thing. I hear she has nice boobs and they'd be relaxing to look at once I was done with the day's beatings.

Zebo is definitely in because he's like my neighbor. I can take care of him on my way home but not before stopping off at Albertson's to buy him a bag of frozen peas to help quell the swelling.

Ok need 3 more.

Lol. I'm afraid being around me is anything but relaxing, and yes, you would have a much easier chance of kicking Alien's ass than you would actually getting any. :)
 
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