its late and i know i'll get flamed for this

[smallmovesal]

go dancing with friends and flirt with some ladies

it'll take a bit of time to heal, but you will feel better eventually...

i was dumped by my first boyfriend for his ex after he dated me for 3 weeks! i was so insulted for a while... but eventually i realised he wasn't worth my time anyway.

 

[Kakdiesel]

I dunno..this jsut dawned on me and maybe cuz its late and i'm goin nuts but two wrongs dont make a right.

I think I just might chill out with the whole girl thing if this goes down..

Men are from mars, women are from venus, and right now I"m sick of trying to translate venus talk into martian language..i'd rather just smoke a blunt and get high..

 

[smallmovesal]

honey this ain't martian... this is human stupidity you're dealing with and both women and men do it!

tell her to talk to the hand heehee

 

[Kakdiesel]

honey this ain't martian... this is human stupidity you're dealing with and both women and men do it!

tell her to talk to the hand heehee

Oh jesus, only you at a time like this can make me laugh..i cant believe you just said "talk to da hand"

LOL you crack me up girl..hmm how would someone like you say this...oh ok here: "You are awesome " LOL

 

[smallmovesal]

lol i have to hit the sack but here's a parting gift...

damn! i was looking for a pic of wanda from in living color so i could tell you she wanted to rock your world..



nighty night kak. don't let the bedbugs bite!

 

[The Whole F/N Show]

All women are crazy. I'll believe that till the day I die.

 

[madbomber31]

alrighty, i will throw a few cents in here... as we all know my girl emailed (not even a phone call?) and said she had kissed some little boy at tennis camp and couldnt see me... that ended up working out fine and dandy and allowed me to go after my new girl with a clean mind... well, my bday was yesterday and despite the fact that the girly said we'd remain friends AND that she still loved me... and all the fucking promises (i am starting to get angry) she made to me, all the letters, all the late night phone calls... all this BULLSHIT she had told me up till a month ago when she went to tennis camp.... all this... AND I DIDNT EVEN GET AN EMAIL TO SAY HAPPY BDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i made my decision.... that girl has went from platinum... to whore.... simple as that... wanna get laid? go for it!!! but bitch, NEVER EVER FUCKING CALL OR TALK TO ME IN ANYWAY AGAIN... as far as i am concerned the girl i spent the last year and a few months with is dead, replaced by some little immature slut...

inhale inhale.. k, sorry for the rant... but maybe djane will read this and understand that now i have a hatred for her...

 

[Your_Moms_Kneepads]

well al, i'll be honest with ya cuz your my girl on here..i've kinda gotten back together with my ex (no eyebrows LOL) and things have been going well...

however, she said she couldnt do anything for the fourth tonite cuz she was gonna go out with her Mom (her mother is single) and stuff..

guess what?? i called and her mom answered the phone...guess what?? The girl isnt there...

The mom says, "oh uh, um, she will be back in an hour..she'll call you back."

Well I waited about 6 hours and da bitch wont answer her cell phone.. Ignore her.

I'm pissed cuz if she's out fuckin this guy i think she is, I will no doubt get Far Eastern on that motherfucker and cut his nuts off...

He deserves nothing more than a "You're the grand prize winnier of a LYING,SKANKY, CUNT". Just spit in her face and scream at her until she cries that she is sorry and scared shitless. Then psychologically abuse her whenever possible.

 

[Burning_Inside]

hey kak, do you for any reason maybe for the hell of it, want to start a death metal band and have it just be anti women hate songs? We could dress up all freaky and act all astute and learned and all scholarly like when we're out and about in public, and then when we get on stage we act like fucking animals and sacrifice random chicks from the audience. that'll be out schtick, we'll be like schizophrenic, and we'll call ourselves Estrokill!! Problem is, it wouldn't do much for getting us a lot of chicks, but well, that would be contradictory i guess.

 

[Kakdiesel]

I'll keep you all updated today when I finally get her on the god damn telephone..this should be interesting.