It's been 2 weeks

[sre30]

So after the hurricane my parents came to live with me.

Since then, other than a couple quickies I've had to go without. It's been 2 weeks since the last opportune moment.

I'm not really comfortable with my girl screaming her head off with my parents watching Andy Griffith in the next room.

ughh

I'm about to just get a hotel room for the weekend, order up some AG-Cialis and get down to business until I've caught up for lost time.


/rant

 

[slat1]

Get two pornos. One normal looking one and one filthy looking one. Then put the filthy one in the nice looking ones box. Tell your gf that you want to do everything they do in the movie together
I have used that before. You may want to put a few drinks in her first. Slow reaction times help! LOL

 

[wootoom]

its been.......1 week since u looked at

 

[BrothaBill]

who gives a shit

 

[wootoom]

who gives a shit

i fuckin agree with ya

 

[alien amp pharm]

Trust me you'll live. Geez.

 

[sre30]

I'll live yes, but quality of life has taken a severe nosedive.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I'll live yes, but quality of life has taken a severe nosedive.

You could always have my quality of life. I haven't been laid in months.

 

[awittyusername]

You could always have my quality of life. I haven't been laid in months.

Work that Cast!!!!!!!!

 

[Lestat]

i feel for ya bro.

nevermind the bad bros with no testicles that have no sympathy.