It's been 2 weeks

[sre30]

So after the hurricane my parents came to live with me.

Since then, other than a couple quickies I've had to go without. It's been 2 weeks since the last opportune moment.

I'm not really comfortable with my girl screaming her head off with my parents watching Andy Griffith in the next room.

ughh

I'm about to just get a hotel room for the weekend, order up some AG-Cialis and get down to business until I've caught up for lost time.


/rant

 

[slat1]

Get two pornos. One normal looking one and one filthy looking one. Then put the filthy one in the nice looking ones box. Tell your gf that you want to do everything they do in the movie together
I have used that before. You may want to put a few drinks in her first. Slow reaction times help! LOL

 

[wootoom]

its been.......1 week since u looked at

 

[BrothaBill]

who gives a shit

 

[wootoom]

who gives a shit

i fuckin agree with ya

 

[alien amp pharm]

Trust me you'll live. Geez.

 

[sre30]

I'll live yes, but quality of life has taken a severe nosedive.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I'll live yes, but quality of life has taken a severe nosedive.

You could always have my quality of life. I haven't been laid in months.

 

[awittyusername]

You could always have my quality of life. I haven't been laid in months.

Work that Cast!!!!!!!!

 

[Lestat]

i feel for ya bro.

nevermind the bad bros with no testicles that have no sympathy.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Work that Cast!!!!!!!!

Yes Sir!!!!!

 

[awittyusername]

Yes Sir!!!!!

Get some chicks to sign it....Or, sign it yourself...(so, chicks think you gots lots of ho's...and will want to get in on the action)

"You Sexy Beast" signed Trixie

"CAll Me!!!" signed Savanah

etc

lol


Bring a marker with you when you go out. Chicks love sign casts. Its a great opener.

 

[sre30]

You could always have my quality of life. I haven't been laid in months.

 

[eat big]

It's been 19 years for me.

 

[BrothaBill]

It's been 19 years for me.

what about that story about getting laid the other day in your thread? I thought you said you got laid

 

[sre30]

It's been 19 years for me.

are you a monk?

 

[eat big]

what about that story about getting laid the other day in your thread? I thought you said you got laid

That was actually a joke. I posted that about 2 hrs after I started the thread. I was trying to hint that the EF people have mad skills.

I was trying to be funny and failed miserably. So basically I'm still a virgin and not funny.

 

[nycgirl]

That was actually a joke. I posted that about 2 hrs after I started the thread. I was trying to hint that the EF people have mad skills.

I was trying to be funny and failed miserably. So basically I'm still a virgin and not funny.

No, we don't have mad skills.

I can't believe someone is whining about 2 weeks. LOL.

 

[eat big]

No, we don't have mad skills.

I can't believe someone is whining about 2 weeks. LOL.

Don't tell KB or Gambino.