I feel pissy,
Oh, so pissy,
I feel pissy and angry and ready o fight!
And I pity
Any man who f**ks with me tonight.
I feel petulant,
Oh, so petulant
It's alarming how petulant I feel!
And so pissy
That I hardly can believe I'm real.
See the pissy girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a angry face,
Such a ugly dress,
Such a non existant smile,
Such a pissy me!
I feel irratible
And angry,
Feel like stomping and kicking O' joy,
For I've been riled up
By a F**king Abnioux boy!