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is she cheating?

hamstershaver

hamstershaver

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my friend, ummmmm gerbilshaver, has a problem
his gf always cooks him dinner every night
well tonight she didnt cook him shit
instead she watched stupid stuff on tv like sex and the city and everyone loves raymond
i cant believe she would do something like that to him, hes a damn good orb
also adding to the scandalous behavior, she made herself something to eat and didnt even offer up my good bud one bite
so is she cheating?
 
hamstershaver said:
my friend, ummmmm gerbilshaver, has a problem
his gf always cooks him dinner every night
well tonight she didnt cook him shit
instead she watched stupid stuff on tv like sex and the city and everyone loves raymond
i cant believe she would do something like that to him, hes a damn good orb
also adding to the scandalous behavior, she made herself something to eat and didnt even offer up my good bud one bite
so is she cheating?
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do you mean Klu hammy,lol
 
omgggggggggg
 
Ok heres the girls side of the story

When "gerbilshaver"went home
he ate a sandwich and then he went to sleep for 3 hours
When he woke up his girlfriend(well call her ImKlueles) asked him if he wanted some eggs and he said no
then she forgot
and when he started griping she asked him if he wanted her to fix him something
and his usual remark was
"dont worry bout me"
so she kept watching sex and the city
 
SoKlueles said:
Ok heres the girls side of the story

When "gerbilshaver"went home
he ate a sandwich and then he went to sleep for 3 hours
When he woke up his girlfriend(well call her ImKlueles) asked him if he wanted some eggs and he said no
then she forgot
and when he started griping she asked him if he wanted her to fix him something
and his usual remark was
"dont worry bout me"
so she kept watching sex and the city
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she sucks
 
SoKlueles said:
Ok heres the girls side of the story

When "gerbilshaver"went home
he ate a sandwich and then he went to sleep for 3 hours
When he woke up his girlfriend(well call her ImKlueles) asked him if he wanted some eggs and he said no
then she forgot
and when he started griping she asked him if he wanted her to fix him something
and his usual remark was
"dont worry bout me"
so she kept watching sex and the city
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Wow, that was really harsh of ImKlueles. I'm not even sure if I believe this story.

No one is that heartless.
 
strangebrew said:
Wow, that was really harsh of ImKlueles. I'm not even sure if I believe this story.

No one is that heartless.
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you asked for it again bucko


dan marino sucks





not really,danny i still love you
 
SoKlueles said:
Ok heres the girls side of the story

When "gerbilshaver"went home
he ate a sandwich and then he went to sleep for 3 hours
When he woke up his girlfriend(well call her ImKlueles) asked him if he wanted some eggs and he said no
then she forgot
and when he started griping she asked him if he wanted her to fix him something
and his usual remark was
"dont worry bout me"
so she kept watching sex and the city
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There is your answer Hammy, your friend said "don't worry about me" so she didn't. Klueless should put the gerbilshaver on a sex diet form now on for airing this stuff out on public boards.

Oh she should cheat on him also!!!!!!!!

:whatever:
 
SoKlueles said:
Ok heres the girls side of the story

When "gerbilshaver"went home
he ate a sandwich and then he went to sleep for 3 hours
When he woke up his girlfriend(well call her ImKlueles) asked him if he wanted some eggs and he said no
then she forgot
and when he started griping she asked him if he wanted her to fix him something
and his usual remark was
"dont worry bout me"
so she kept watching sex and the city
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This happens in my house too. After a 3 hour nap of course he's hungry, so for future reference have something ready. Just not eggs. :p
 
redguru said:
Time for gerbilshaver to run on down to the local strip club and get some strange from I'mKluedIn.
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yeah he likes the nudie bar, maybe he should go there if his woman wont take care of him at home
 
strangebrew said:
Bro - her behavior was completely unacceptable. Even if she's not cheating on you - feel free to cheat on her. It's only fair.
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Dan Marino is cheating on you rob.
 
hamstershaver said:
yeah he likes the nudie bar, maybe he should go there if his woman wont take care of him at home
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Yeah, and while he's gone, my buddie CrimsonLama, will hit ImKlueles's backdoor.
 
Did Gerbilshaver's Arms & legs mysteriously fall off??? I didnt' read all the posts....

If not, then he can cook for himself....
 
jenscats5 said:
Did Gerbilshaver's Arms & legs mysteriously fall off??? I didnt' read all the posts....

If not, then he can cook for himself....
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please edit this post before other women on the board read it and believe these lies
 
courtneybcca said:
who the hell bombed me!!!

sweet guys do things for there girlfriends... and sweet girls do things for there boyfriends...

IT GOES BOTH WAYS!!
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strangebrew deserves to wash dishes
the little poophead
and courtney has a good idea
 
hamstershaver said:
please edit this post before other women on the board read it and believe these lies
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No....cook your own danged food, lazy ass
 
hamstershaver said:
please edit this post before other women on the board read it and believe these lies
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MY WIFE NEVER EVER COOKS FOR ME.I DONT KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF SHE DID.I MIGHT DIE FROM FOOD POISONING.SO I NEVVER LET HER.LOL.
 
Gerbilshaver should point out to ImKlueLes that her place is in the kitchen, barefoot, cooking his dinner while he watches ESPN, after she got him his beer and gerbilslippers.
 
redguru said:
Gerbilshaver should point out to ImKlueLes that HIS place is in the kitchen, barefoot, cooking her dinner while she watches whatever she wants, after he got her a beer and slippers.
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I fixed it for you to what you meant to say
 
redguru said:
Gerbilshaver should point out to ImKlueLes that her place is in the kitchen, barefoot, cooking his dinner while he watches ESPN, after she got him his beer and gerbilslippers.
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as soon as wakes from his nap
 
hamstershaver said:
wtf we are talking about my good bud gerbilshaver, dont get confused here and think its me
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Then tell your "friend" to stop being a pansy & cook some food for himself...
 
rsnoble-im-back said:
Wait till she starts taking a big shit in the bathroom while your in there also. Then you'll really know the honeymoons over.......
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yeah she does that to my bud too, it buckles his knees its so bad, i feel sorry for him
 
hamstershaver said:
yeah she does that to my bud too, it buckles his knees its so bad, i feel sorry for him
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she told me she did not do that stuff dang
peeing when hes in the room is different than pooping
 
hamstershaver said:
yeah she does that to my bud too, it buckles his knees its so bad, i feel sorry for him
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I pretty sure that you don't have a piano tied to your ass!!

GET UP AND DO SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF!!!
and for once why dont you act like you care for your lady!!!
 
I swear that you two need your own tv show. I'd watch it

Whiskey
 
courtneybcca said:
I pretty sure that you don't have a piano tied to your ass!!

GET UP AND DO SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF!!!
and for once why dont you act like you care for your lady!!!
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is this what the world is comming to.
 
If no one made my food I just wouldn't eat cause I am just that damn lazy ...

or go on a mcDonalds bing, she would love that ....
 
Cheating on him? Yeah and with somene who will lick the kitty too.
 
:wavey: Klu... how is the reading doing? both my wife and the baby sabotaged mine last night... got like 5 pages... enough to say I'd hit that Belle Lecour or whatever... the one learning english... :p

I slept 1 hour last night, fugg that
 
pintoca said:
:wavey: Klu... how is the reading doing? both my wife and the baby sabotaged mine last night... got like 5 pages... enough to say I'd hit that Belle Lecour or whatever... the one learning english... :p

I slept 1 hour last night, fugg that
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im almost finished with it:)
 
SoKlueles said:
im almost finished with it:)
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and any good?

you should pace yourself... the Rowling woman will start writing the book next year... meaning you will have to wait till 2010 or so before you know how it ends...

SHIT, there is this Swiss girl speaking Swiss german in the office next door and is driving me fugging insane!!! that shit sounds so nasty and incoherent... German Papiamento

"merci, tip top" FUGGERIN!!!!
 
pintoca said:
and any good?

you should pace yourself... the Rowling woman will start writing the book next year... meaning you will have to wait till 2010 or so before you know how it ends...

SHIT, there is this Swiss girl speaking Swiss german in the office next door and is driving me fugging insane!!! that shit sounds so nasty and incoherent... German Papiamento

"merci, tip top" FUGGERIN!!!!
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yeah whatever, i can always reread it
is she asking if you want some cocoa?
 
SoKlueles said:
yeah whatever, i can always reread it
is she asking if you want some kitty?
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nope, but I'd hit it... doesn't look half bad, as long as she keeps her mouth closed (well, semi closed)
 
hamstershaver said:
my bud is too busy watching sports center to be cooking his own dinner
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Then here's what he needs to do: buy a recliner with a built in fridge & microwave so he can just reach under & pull out a frosty cold beverage + a TV dinner pop it in the 'wave & heat it up without having to ever get up.

The epitome of lazy!!
 
hamstershaver said:
my friend, ummmmm gerbilshaver, has a problem
his gf always cooks him dinner every night
well tonight she didnt cook him shit
instead she watched stupid stuff on tv like sex and the city and everyone loves raymond
i cant believe she would do something like that to him, hes a damn good orb
also adding to the scandalous behavior, she made herself something to eat and didnt even offer up my good bud one bite
so is she cheating?
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No, just pissed off, cause the hammy, er, I mean the gerby's not giving her the big meat.....
 
jenscats5 said:
Then here's what he needs to do: buy a recliner with a built in fridge & microwave so he can just reach under & pull out a frosty cold beverage + a TV dinner pop it in the 'wave & heat it up without having to ever get up.

The epitome of lazy!!
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nice, where do they sell those at?
 
angel_girl said:
shit girl needto would prob have heart attack i cannot spend any thing less than 20 in that store.lol.....
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me either
no matter if i went in there for tampons id come out spending 50 bucks easy on cute stuff
 
SoKlueles said:
me either
no matter if i went in there for tampons id come out spending 50 bucks easy on cute stuff
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you spend 50 bucks on CUTE tampons?
:worried:

oh, and hammy? yes, i think she's cheating on you. but unfortunately, not with me. i can't get her to have phone sex for all the twinkies in the world.
 
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