is she cheating?

[hamstershaver]

my friend, ummmmm gerbilshaver, has a problem
his gf always cooks him dinner every night
well tonight she didnt cook him shit
instead she watched stupid stuff on tv like sex and the city and everyone loves raymond
i cant believe she would do something like that to him, hes a damn good orb
also adding to the scandalous behavior, she made herself something to eat and didnt even offer up my good bud one bite
so is she cheating?

 

[needtogrow]

shes probably on a diet

 

[buffer1]

my friend, ummmmm gerbilshaver, has a problem
his gf always cooks him dinner every night
well tonight she didnt cook him shit
instead she watched stupid stuff on tv like sex and the city and everyone loves raymond
i cant believe she would do something like that to him, hes a damn good orb
also adding to the scandalous behavior, she made herself something to eat and didnt even offer up my good bud one bite
so is she cheating?

do you mean Klu hammy,lol

 

[SoKlueles]

omgggggggggg

 

[hamstershaver]

shes probably on a diet

wtf????????? hes not, he wanted his dinner

 

[buffer1]

wtf????????? hes not, he wanted his dinner

is she back peddalin know hammy,lol

 

[needtogrow]

wtf????????? hes not, he wanted his dinner

dude, you got the back door 3 days ago. you can't have it all. lol!

 

[strangebrew]

Bro - her behavior was completely unacceptable. Even if she's not cheating on you - feel free to cheat on her. It's only fair.

 

[Sub-Zero]

she probably ate your portion so she can live up to your plumper fantasy

 

[hamstershaver]

im talking about my good bud gerbilshaver in this thread, why do you think its me?